EVERYBODY DESERVES A MASSAGE

When they say everybody, that includes me, you and the cat.

This is a time to accept the fact that they do get stressed too. 

All across life's diversity (with the belief that they have nine lives), they need sometime of their life a moment of silence and time to relax. 

Any massage would do. Do you think, they go for extra service too? If the answer is neither yes nor no, well maybe.

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Tension is who you think you are. Relaxation is who you are.

Chinese Proverbs

HATE SLOW DELIVERIES?

Drive thru it!

There's no greater idea that one can think more than this. It's not a question of how quick you will get it. It's a big question of how did you get it!

Not even the most intelligent person living can comprehend suggest such charming looks running for some pieces of hot and crispy fries.

Absurd? No, not foolish. Rather follow Steve Jobs. Stay hungry, stay foolish!

Pleasant and attractive. Yes, it's cute. Maybe fun but for sure cool. Aesthetically perfect!

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Some might consider the importance of pacing than the number of steps taken.

A VERY STRIKING FILIPINO TRAIT

Another distinct trait that a Filipino can be most proud of is knowing how to spend money wisely. True! Drinkaholics would even sacrifice meals in a day just to say: Mas masarap MAG-INUM kesa mag ice cream.

Such advocacy would create a great number of fans, members, faithful or whatsoever than celebrity Madam Auring. Haha

In the Philippines, even the teens would claim: Mas masarap MAG-INUM kesa mag ice cream. Crying and craving for ice cream no more!

TIME & TEACHER

NEVER FOOL YOURSELF, DUDE!

Time in its aging course teaches all things. But, then idiots remain idiots and pretenders do not change! Kick your ass man, you're getting old!

Reading... But someone's learning for you. Writing... Literally, shadowing other's thoughts. Damn!

That is called learning. A proper course in enhancing stupidity.

Intelligence is a gift and not enhanced by mere stupidity.

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It is like: When you're reading intensely and nothing is digested by your mind, you're thinking of something else. But you still keep on reading as if everything is understood well.

THE BEST DAY

Indeed, the best day so far. More than those long waited holidays and even double pay days.

Wondering how fun would it be, women going to the malls, offices or even riding public transportations with no panties. Yeah!

Definitely, not for men. No way they wear panties.

But, this is a remarkable day, especially for men. Can't even wait for 062213.

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June 22nd - to be marked as the most awaited in every man's calendar.

MARRIAGE & ITS STATUS

IDEAL MARRIED LIFE NO MORE ... REALITY MAYBE!

In Marriage there's no perfection and absolutely there's only one thing right - Mrs. Always Right!

In reality, for couples, excuse me i should say for husbands don't waste your time, no explanations needed, no nothing, right, that's right - you'll never be right.

If there's one thing that should never be forgotten, take it from an idiot: your wife will always be right!

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Greetings to all fathers out there!

IN FAILURE

And so for those who failed:

The wise does it once, the fool does it many times. More unlikely, the wise envies the fool!

Hail those who accept failure, boo for those who justified. Damn!

Idiots know not at once, failure is just but nothing; they don't even know it. Boom.

HUMAN ACT OR ACT OF THIS MAN?

AND THEY SAY: 

Action speaks louder than words! 

And so this man acts louder and louder and louder. Hence, he's seeing a bigger, bolder and perhaps tastier. What this man could say? Ampf!

What this man's eye can see beholds orgasmic hunger. Getting bolder down under!

Taking a closer look in no less than a couple of seconds is more likely a genuine high definition vision of its stimuli, termed as optical orgasm.

With the liberty of seeing the reality more than the photography, man the privilege is yours more than a bag of popcorn before a 3D movie. Salute to this man!

Man! Should you say a closer look or need something to pinch?

OF LOVE AND EXPRESSION!

IN EXPRESSION OF LOVE THERE'S ALWAYS A THING CALLED CREATIVITY!

Love is genuine when expressed wholeheartedly without conditions and fears, even to the point of being hilarious.

Sacrifice is a test of true love. Because of love one can sacrifice everything his/her possession and even indulgences. By word everything means it includes the aesthetics of one's hair.

For some, it takes a humor to get into love. Others would require humor as a criterion that make them fall for love, in other words the natural humor that a man possesses tickles them to love. Damn, idiots interpret it as: If you look funny, you're easy to be loved.

If you can't feel the other's love, try to make your eyes wide open - may be you will definitely see it. Disclaimer: It might not be seen in the one's gesture, but definitely in one's hair.

SLEEPING AND AESTHETICS

HOW TO GET A GOOD SLEEP?

For Dalai Lama, sleep is the best meditation. It comes with a good position.

Renowned Apple CEO, Steve Jobs said: For you to sleep well, the aesthetic, the quality, has to be carried all the way through. That's what you called Sleeping Beauty.

Mahatma Gandhi is quoted: Man should forget his anger before he lies or sits down to sleep. A guaranteed deep and peaceful rest.

Leonardo da Vinci once said, a well-spent day brings a happy sleep, so the beautiful eyes perfectly closed and mouth widely open.

Philosopher Albert Camus was quoted: Some people talk in their sleep. Lectures talk while other people sleep. Some people sleep in composure while they sleep.

For George Orwell, we sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm. Nothing's more than ready for any adversity to those people who sit while they sleep.

W. C. Fields defined sleep as the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. Especially when done creatively - a greater achievement possibly.

He added, the better cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. And do it anywhere.

According to John Steinbeck, it is a common experience that a problem at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. It only takes time, focus, determination and perseverance.

Actor Charlie Sheen claimed: But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. Whatever!

Doctor of the Church, St. Thomas Aquinas' wisdom: Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep in a stall, a bath and a glass of wine.

William Blake's idea: Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. But for this man, sleep all day, sleep all night.