ON BIGOTRY AND IDEALISM: POLITICAL VIEWS ON SAME SEX MARRIAGE

boxing global icon and politician manny pacquiao issued controversial statement on alleged degradation of lgbt practices and beliefs over same sex marriage attributing the deed as worse than animals resulting to members' overreaction and clamor for foul - kabayo at pagong (hosres and turtles) referring to popular stand up comedian vice ganda and veteran showbusiness host boy abunda respectively. 

overreactionists liberals, animals for that matter - kabayo and pagong instantly released response to the unwanted statement their conviction not to support the ever popular athlete on his campaign for the senate from which nobody dared to care.

popular athletic brand however dumped it's promotional contract with the saranggani pride contradicting it's famous tagline 'just do it' because the two time congressman did it (expression of religious and moral views). with the former's stand on 'just do it' they did it.

SSM advocates, believers, supporters and even anti-believers sauted on the hyped issue through their unsolicited opinions via social media creating entertainment across all ages over the philippine archipelago and overseas giving pacman both advantages and disadvantages towards his political aspirations in the senatorial bid without consideration on the third party's innocence - mga hayop.

on the other hand, mga hayop expressed their disappointment over social media on human's animalistic approach regarding the issue intricating their being. comparison and the heated argumentation of both parties on the instant trending issue concludes that they're worse than animal's state of being.

idiot's note: popularity is antagonism of popularity.   bigotry is something we don't know, it sounds like bigote, hehe

BUMPER TO BUMPER

IN THE CITY OF MAKATI - PHILIPPINES

Typical Filipino bus driver's way of right thinking? The problem of no ethical education on professional driving.

The greed for space or the need of passenger? The idea of both.

People hating heavy traffic but themselves creating the cause! They always think it right - the traffic log is blamed on others.

Passenger friendly - not! Passenger frenzy maybe and the need of money!

JUST DO IT

Idiots believe. Idiots are certain. Doubts are just but nothing. Whatever they believe, they do it.

Idiots even don't mind the red swoosh, they ignore the phrase "...do it" - practically they do it.

Worst comes to worst, Idiots Just Do It.

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Credits: Google photos.

A SOLDIER OF FORTUNE

HOW TO GET THE MEDAL OF VALOR?

Soldiers are men fit for all behavior of services, they suit best to provide support and bear the countless struggles and unending hazards of their battles called war. Nap is their best armor.

According to Ronald Reagan, some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have ever made a difference in the world. Be with him the glory for the great difference he made.

A soldier's blood makes the glory of the general. Yet, a general's curse is for a subordinate in a sweet and creative catnap.

For Winston Churchill: Never give in -- never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy. But, no one can ever give up in slumber.

John F. Kennedy was quoted: A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living. But living requires a good napping. He deserves it.

General Douglas Mac Arthur claims in war there is no substitute for victory. For some, in life nothing can replace rest, which is break, relax in other words - sleep.

For Thucydides: Be convinced that to be happy means to be free and that to be free means to be brave. Therefore do not take lightly the perils of war. To have extra time of sleep means more than being happy.

Being in the service of army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision. The reason soldiers can take their nap anywhere they want creatively - that is with no supervision.

Noting Aristotle: We make war that we may live in peace. We take a deep sleep that we may live in a more peaceful way.

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"I believe that man is the strongest soldier for daring to die unarmed."

Mahatma Gandhi

OF MIXES & MIXTURES

WHAT'S FUN BEING AN ALCOHOLIC?

According to an anonymous writer (The Big Book), for most normal folks, drinking means conviviality, companionship and colorful imagination. It means release from care, boredom and worry. It is joyous intimacy with friends and a feeling that life is good. Many thanks to maggi magic sarap.

Frank Sinatra as quoted in The Hangover Survival Guide: Feel sorry for those people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. They would never experience the mixture of a gin and the magic that magic sarap brings.

Noting George Washington, an aching head and trembling limbs, which are the inevitable effects of drinking, disincline the hands from work. He must be cursing the Nestle product for that.

For Willa Cather (The Troll Garden), Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar. David Blaine, the magician is a maggi magic sarap man.

 Euripides (The Cyclops) said, If a man rejoice not in his drinking, he is mad; for in drinking it's possible... to fondle breasts, and to caress well tended locks, and there is dancing withal, and oblivion of woe. For some fellows, walang amats sa kwatro kantos. 

 But, Some fruits of solitude writer, William Penn wrote: All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals secrets, is quarrelsome, lascivious, impudent, dangerous and mad. In fine, he that is drunk is not a man: because he is so loving void of Reason, that distinguishes a Man from a Beast. Take note, don't mix too much magic sarap, just enough for men to feel the magic.

PROBLEM SOLVING?

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM IN SOLVING PROBLEM SOLVING?

1. A mathematical proof is an argument which convinces other people that something is true. This man carries mathematical uncertainties on this argument. Uncertain of his answer.

2. In principle we try to prove things beyond any doubt at all. But this claimed mathematician tries to negate the argument. Mali ang naisip kong sagot eh!

3. There is a certain vocabulary and grammar that underlies all mathematical proofs. For him it's a question mark. Ano ba ang sagot talaga?

4. No need to think twice. It can never be changed 1 + 1 will always remain 2 until the end of time. Damn! In his mind its like, mali talaga eh! Kelangan ko tanungin si ma'am, math teacher ko nung grade 1!

INTERNET ADDICTION

IS IT A DISORDER?

1. The idea of internet addiction exists, for some researchers they defined it as an excessive and compulsive use of internet. But to the notion whether it is a disorder in a mental state is still in debate. Such argue is getting no sense at all. Who cares? A certain grandma in the above photo utilizes her time surfing the net than doing nothing else at all in her pre-departure state of life. 

2. For others such behavior is still in debate and currently unacceptable to the society, one researcher who supports this advocacy claimed that the use of internet induces dissociation, time distortion and instant gratification which impacts the users. In addition, he claimed that like sex, gaming, gambling and shopping online the use of internet produces a mood-altering effect. Take that from grandma in the photo, she's just trying to alter her mood.

3. Taking a wide look of its technology and modern use, internet as a means of getting information, faster communication and facile data transfer provides comfort to the users. No wonder a grandma catches her hang ups at her old age. Who dares to question it as addiction?

GETTING OFF WITH ONIONS!

HOW TO PREVENT EYE IRRITATION?

1. The scientific explanation: When onions are sliced cells are broken which allows enzymes to break down into certain acids producing gas that causes irritation to the eyes. Simplified yet complicated. Maybe because of the scientific jargon. Or because I don't really understand what I'm reading?

2. According to studies water could prevent the reaction of gas from sliced onions to reach the eyes. Therefore, they would suggest to cut onions under running water or being submerged in to a basin of water. Not too bad idea?

3. But, other findings eye irritation can be avoided by use of eye protection. The best solution so far is shown in the photo above - totally safe. Great thinking?

ALTERNATIVES!

HELP!

Need funds for loveless on heart's day.

WHAT TO DO FOR BEING A HEARTLESS?

1. Find ways to make your valentines a happy and memorable one.

2. Better get drunk than lonely and heartless or being jealous of those sweet coupling couples. Never allow bitterness defeats your emotions.

3. Convince other loveless for group dates. The more marks a merry company. Surpassing a day of loneliness means surviving a deathly challenge more than eating fresh ampalaya..

4. Never forget to sport a sweet smile on your face. Actions deceive others seemingly 100 percent.

5. Of course, the idea of gathering these funds must be on top (never mind if this is written at the bottom), sweet and loving couples understand and would love to give more, for them money is not precious for that particular moment. It's how many points they scored.

BREAST FEEDING?

SHOULD I STAY HUNGRY & FOOLISH?

1. A mother's neglect to feed her child gives initiative to an innocent mind satisfying his basic needs. The idea of breast feeding is nothing vague, milks are universal in nature they all came from breasts whether from a mother or animals therein.

2. Health is wealth. Fresh milk is always good for the health. Direct consumption of fresh milk from a cow is inexpensive indeed.

3. A healthy mind follows from a healthy stomach. Dare not get hungry. Satisfy yourself. Never be foolish.

HOW IT IS!

Questions? Answers!

1. Filipinos naturally give answers seemingly inappropriate to the right questions. That's true! It is called direct answers to one's follow up question/s to the first question.

Take this:

Q: Kumain ka na?

A: Hindi pa!

Q: Ganun ba?

A: Yup!

Q: Kain tayo?

A: Busog pa ako.

2. It's being practical. It is saving time, saving words. Brevity is the key!

3. Filipinos are fund of short cut. Why make the conversation long when one can make it short?

4. The best possible answer is not the right answer, but the shortest answer. A dramatic Filipino thinking.

WHY?

WHY DON'T THEY STOP SMOKING?

1. They want to die with noble death! Hello, cancer yan - sakit ng mga sosyal at mayayamang tao. Damn, they don't want to die because of hunger. Kahit walang mabiling pagkain basta't may yosi lang. Sulit na ang araw.

2. Smoking rocks and roll. That's the co-substance of one's soul - rockers rule! Punks not dead. Once you puff, you will puff all the time. Rock rulez! Astig to mga pare! Isang sindi pa nga!

3. It has been a constant companion of someone who always stays alone. It's more than the love of their life. Without it they will die - Hanep ang lalim! - with it their lives are led to the so-called death. They do prefer death than dying. 

4. Others do find it as their refuge. Wow, problemado? Definitely smoking will never ever leave them, it happens otherwise. Like the statement above, its the best of their best friends. They can laugh with! They cry alone with it! They drink and get drunk with it. They fart with it. They drink coffee with it. The light and the smokes are hell yeah the only things that understand them.

What's the danger of it?

5. It's not the dying part as a consequence. But the possibility of choosing cigarette-smoking over your wife or your husband.

THE NAKED TRUTH

FILIPINO POP-CULTURE

The good thing:

1. Filipino's are globally known for their culture - hospitable tayo! A character of being a filipino wherever he/she is. Just to mention. Such quality marks as indelible to every filipino - the so-called foreign observation. Sa tagalog - masarap 'yong pritong tapa - bagay sa itlog at sinangag - tapsilog. 

No reason for one to be proud of being it - tunay na pilipino.Kayumanggi ito.

The bad thing:

2. On the other hand, as part of imperfection, filipinos are marked of being: Money Magnets.

It's all about the money, money, money... All they need is your money, money, money...

When they have the money - they just want the world dance, they forget about the price tag.

3. Because of money, corruption is present to those who are in the position - it ain't about the cha-ching, cha-ching.

4. Hell yeah, atrocities existed because of money - it ain't about the ba-bling, ba-bling.

5. Money can prove who you are - Proclamation of a non-elected official to its position - look at PGMA, Migs and the rest of it's friends.

6. Money can even change. 100% change! From pre-owned to brand new. Mike Arroyo attests - That's true!

7. Damn, that money - it makes the world dance, yeah! You see, Garci gracefully danced! Until now, he still know the steps.

-The Arroyo's-

8. But, one thing hard for money to move - spinal operation! It takes more than once or even twice. Well, we call it the PRIZE! Now, Gloria got her prize!

oOo

One sad thing about it, if you don't have money, even your relatives don't recognize you.

Thats a big B*LL SH*T!

oOo

Praising mammon equates serving the other god, the devil.

A SEASON TO OVERJOY!

The dawn of heavy rains and floods! A season long awaited to overjoy, where children play and learn - they learn the basics of freestyle, backstroke and butterfly. Potential Philippine team swimmers.

These are the flooded streets. A place better called - home, where they could freely express their feelings and  sporting the best of their smiles not minding swallowing a half-glass of flood water. Perfect!

This is what makes floods positive. Beautiful smiles of children all around the community.

Do their parents reprimand them from doing so?

It's about time to let their children enjoy and learn. They have been to that situation before. All they do is just sit and reminisce their past while watching the poor little ones' great encounter.

Don't they get sick?

They got too much exposure! No vitamins or supplementals needed. Being malnourished is something what they have in common. It doesn't matter!

What do PUBLIC OFFICIALS say on this?

On going projects for the betterment of the community and its environment to provide the locale's sterling living. Local government units spearheads providing the needs of the people for selected and close families only. Housing projects, food programs, constructions and road widening projects to give the people a better way. 

Damn!

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Smile speaks. Even at the saddest moment, when one shows a smile, it gives a feeling of light!

SWAMPS & NO CLASSES.

PERFECT COMBINATION!

Good job PAG-ASA. Good job CHED.

Swamping caused by heavy rains within Metro Manila ends on declaring class suspension. 

The good side of it:

Students enjoy the idea of classes being suspended.

Such idea gives them a second option of malling, playing computer games, watching movies and etceteras of a student's day out besides studying (hhmmm do they?).

Another savings from their allowances for certain extra-curricular activities outside of school (you know what does this mean).

A two thumbs-up for every students.

On the other hand, what makes it negative:

Declaration of class suspension is done when students are already in school. Not to mention, it's always the case. That's how our government works.

More or less, around 50% of the students are being alarmed by such declaration (Not an exact statistics). Sad to say unlucky are those poor students. Papasok, susulong sa baha at pagdating sa school, suspended ang classes. Uuwi susulong ulit sa baha. Sakit ang nakukuha. 

What does SONA say about this? - Sugpuin ang kasakiman ng nakaraang administrasyon!

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The bad side of being idealistic is too much engrossed with perfection, leaving small things behind.

ASK & YOU SHALL RECEIVE!

THEY WANTED TO BE CLOSER TO GOD

In the service to poor filipino's suffering hunger both physically and spiritually:

A 4 x 4 SUV is indeed needed to bring them closer to God.

SPIRITUAL UTILITY VEHICLE

A means towards reaching far-flung communities bringing His (or Her?) presence to their lives (for re-election? two-term presidency is not allowed.)

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Just ask someone from the above, her excellency provides, we're friends!

-An SUV montero-gifted clergy man-

UNDYING LEGACY!

COME TO WHERE THE FLAVOR IS...

Just recently the Philippine government laid down its advocacy to stop smoking cigarettes as it fatally caused a number of people with lung cancer, according to statistics - at least one person per day dies of lung cancer because of cigarette smoking.

Just another fact:

The first owner of marlboro company died of lung cancer.

The best last words he could have been said before he died:

'Continue our legacy'

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I'd rather die with nobility in continuing their legacy than with poverty and hunger.

-Philip, a champion cigarette smoker, a padjak driver and a social climber-

FILIPINO INGENUITY

Just another trivia:

The name jeep came from the abbreviation  GP used by the armies as GENERAL PURPOSE vehicle.

but through the filipino's wit and intelligence, GP was modified by entrepreneurs as 

GINAWANG PAMPASAHERO.

oOo

That's how they(Filipinos) think! That's how progressive they are!

-Juan tamad-

WHERE BRAVO'S & SALUTE'S ARE NOT HEARD

Not all forms of standing ovations are expression of applause and honor to some extra-ordinary performances of particular high acclaim. sometimes it happens otherwise - extremely explicit grudge.

TOUGH THREE STANDING OVATIONS IN THE PHILIPPINES

Number three: Rush for the bus

An everlasting run for life to get home by the bus.

Number two: MRT/LRT strife

A struggle from anonymous awful scent/s and a blood-like sweat.

Number one: Against the odds of nature

Chronicles of juan's journey of life called:

 'The odds of an odd life, when will it become better?'

oOo

Where one learns to stand, one learns to fight no matter how countless the blood drops

-Panabong na manok ni Juan-

CHINA AT ITS BEST... PHILIPPINES ON THE GO

Global fun fact:

China is the source of 70% of the world's pirated good.

And I say:

80% of which is distributed in Quiapo and Greenhills - Philippines.

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Angat pilipinas! Angat pilipino! Together let us fight their advocacy to stop piracy, instead continue our legacy!
-Mga Intsik sa Quiapo-