ON BIGOTRY AND IDEALISM: POLITICAL VIEWS ON SAME SEX MARRIAGE

boxing global icon and politician manny pacquiao issued controversial statement on alleged degradation of lgbt practices and beliefs over same sex marriage attributing the deed as worse than animals resulting to members' overreaction and clamor for foul - kabayo at pagong (hosres and turtles) referring to popular stand up comedian vice ganda and veteran showbusiness host boy abunda respectively. 

overreactionists liberals, animals for that matter - kabayo and pagong instantly released response to the unwanted statement their conviction not to support the ever popular athlete on his campaign for the senate from which nobody dared to care.

popular athletic brand however dumped it's promotional contract with the saranggani pride contradicting it's famous tagline 'just do it' because the two time congressman did it (expression of religious and moral views). with the former's stand on 'just do it' they did it.

SSM advocates, believers, supporters and even anti-believers sauted on the hyped issue through their unsolicited opinions via social media creating entertainment across all ages over the philippine archipelago and overseas giving pacman both advantages and disadvantages towards his political aspirations in the senatorial bid without consideration on the third party's innocence - mga hayop.

on the other hand, mga hayop expressed their disappointment over social media on human's animalistic approach regarding the issue intricating their being. comparison and the heated argumentation of both parties on the instant trending issue concludes that they're worse than animal's state of being.

idiot's note: popularity is antagonism of popularity.   bigotry is something we don't know, it sounds like bigote, hehe

ON THE ROAD TO PHILIPPINE POLITICS

 

 

the philippine dirty politics

 

at some point in history, philippine politics is known for its dirty practices where one (politician) gambles his/her life and his/her family's peaceful living. now, facing the advancement of technology philippine politics creates its own identity not just merely dirty, but in all its nature silly.

 

at the moment, politics is designed to battle fear of every individuality. security of delight and ecstasy by mere genuine and brilliant imagination of great individuals' optimism contributing the spread of light in one's distress - see photo above.

 

kokey, in its extrinsic being possessed a good manner character delighted the viewers back in the day attributed to the most unwanted personality in the world of philippine politics or maybe otherwise. the question lies, who is who? which is which?  to make a little more sense, attribution of the good with the bad!

 

more than its hilarious advocacy, positive attribution factors the credulity of the other. the good over the evil, in other words the lesser evil takes the way over the latter. where dirty politics creates its way, atop is funny politics as its philosophy.

 



CREATIVITY

                                                    

 

 Regressive Creativity or Poverty?

 

 

The quintessential challenge of the modern times - the question of what, who and the why. Not the how!

 

The problem of education, the issue of the people behind and the reason of its existence - the blame not on the politics but on the minds governing it.

 

The reality of poverty.... People, people and the people behind.

 

When will the people ever learn? Where is education?



RIZAL MONUMENT AND THE PROBLEM TO THE SOLUTION

 

UNDERSTANDING THE PROBLEM: SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM OR THE PROBLEM OF THE SOLUTION

 

amidst the economic issues and political nausea experienced by the common filipino people, an outstanding debate glanced the local periodicals and trends all across the social media - the existence of rizal monument's photobomber.

 

the question of the photobomber's existence was way more important than the current situation of the filipino people - rampant poverty, less education, political mischiefs, the edsa traffic, the efficiency of MRT and etc, but, of course not to mention the chief executive's hair loss.

 

patriotism and respect to the national hero was the main issue claimed by most individuals; torre de manila counterfeits the right of space, where business is business.

 

idiots, intellectual pretenders and some senseless advocates cries for a better solution in response to the heated argumentation on the photobombing if such word exists and the monument itself; one thing unfolds, see illustration above to elucidate the problem.



BUMPER TO BUMPER

IN THE CITY OF MAKATI - PHILIPPINES

Typical Filipino bus driver's way of right thinking? The problem of no ethical education on professional driving.

The greed for space or the need of passenger? The idea of both.

People hating heavy traffic but themselves creating the cause! They always think it right - the traffic log is blamed on others.

Passenger friendly - not! Passenger frenzy maybe and the need of money!

BE THE BEST TO MAN'S BESTFRIEND

Always be kind to your bestfriend/s - keep them safe from the thing called SHIT!

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Credits: Google photos

IT IS OFFICIAL

SOMETHING TO WORRY?

It has just started. Now the rainy days has come. Therefore, more floods to come.

Both the nature and students declared it as official. When it rains, it floods.

Another something to worry: More suspended classes. Parent's anguish to their children's studies, while student's jubilation.

Almost everybody's expecting flash floods, only idiots anticipate flash sharks mob.

Idiot's inanity: Sharks surfacing along the floods. A very alarming situation.

HATE SLOW DELIVERIES?

Drive thru it!

There's no greater idea that one can think more than this. It's not a question of how quick you will get it. It's a big question of how did you get it!

Not even the most intelligent person living can comprehend suggest such charming looks running for some pieces of hot and crispy fries.

Absurd? No, not foolish. Rather follow Steve Jobs. Stay hungry, stay foolish!

Pleasant and attractive. Yes, it's cute. Maybe fun but for sure cool. Aesthetically perfect!

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Some might consider the importance of pacing than the number of steps taken.

OF MIXES & MIXTURES

WHAT'S FUN BEING AN ALCOHOLIC?

According to an anonymous writer (The Big Book), for most normal folks, drinking means conviviality, companionship and colorful imagination. It means release from care, boredom and worry. It is joyous intimacy with friends and a feeling that life is good. Many thanks to maggi magic sarap.

Frank Sinatra as quoted in The Hangover Survival Guide: Feel sorry for those people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. They would never experience the mixture of a gin and the magic that magic sarap brings.

Noting George Washington, an aching head and trembling limbs, which are the inevitable effects of drinking, disincline the hands from work. He must be cursing the Nestle product for that.

For Willa Cather (The Troll Garden), Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar. David Blaine, the magician is a maggi magic sarap man.

 Euripides (The Cyclops) said, If a man rejoice not in his drinking, he is mad; for in drinking it's possible... to fondle breasts, and to caress well tended locks, and there is dancing withal, and oblivion of woe. For some fellows, walang amats sa kwatro kantos. 

 But, Some fruits of solitude writer, William Penn wrote: All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals secrets, is quarrelsome, lascivious, impudent, dangerous and mad. In fine, he that is drunk is not a man: because he is so loving void of Reason, that distinguishes a Man from a Beast. Take note, don't mix too much magic sarap, just enough for men to feel the magic.

THE MEN AND THE FIGHTING SPIDER MEN

WHAT'S WITH SPIDER FIGHTING?

1. The sport of spider fighting exists in several areas of the world among those of course is the Philippines. Unlike in other Asian countries, in the Philippines the said sport is just common and nothing extra-ordinary. What makes its difference is when some Filipinos sported it with toy spiders hoping for the real fight to happen. Just some crazy little stuff.

2. Even at the dawn of computer games generation, this sport never faded away in the scenes of Filipino culture. The joy of playing spider fighting is priceless, especially when toy spiders are staged for the fight and nothing happens.

3. This sport entails a very critical procedure when catching and caring for the spider. It is going through a process of training like any other sport. But for some to lessen the complications they're staging toy spiders - more fun, less work.

HOW IT IS!

Questions? Answers!

1. Filipinos naturally give answers seemingly inappropriate to the right questions. That's true! It is called direct answers to one's follow up question/s to the first question.

Take this:

Q: Kumain ka na?

A: Hindi pa!

Q: Ganun ba?

A: Yup!

Q: Kain tayo?

A: Busog pa ako.

2. It's being practical. It is saving time, saving words. Brevity is the key!

3. Filipinos are fund of short cut. Why make the conversation long when one can make it short?

4. The best possible answer is not the right answer, but the shortest answer. A dramatic Filipino thinking.

A HANDICAPPED AIN'T HEAVY!

1. A hydrophobic military officer carried by someone else sporting the best of his smiles. The general's order to somebody who is not his direct subordinate: "Carry me, I ain't heavy. I am truly handicapped!" 

2. A general's message to the poor and innocent man: "You're so lucky, you've got the permit to carry me!"

3. After long years of training, tests and physical and psychological preparation in the Philippine military training - this is what you will get. The better word is PRIVILEGED!

4. With no hesitation, the privileged officer is carried for one reason: HANDICAPPED. Credits we owe to the good officer, despite his poor condition, he was able to perform the job in his own best way.

5. The very much respected officer carried himself his motto with valor: "Thou shall not get wet, if someone else can carry you!" (Well said with perfect smile.) Very inspiring isn't it?

6. According to rumors, this officer is eying the top position for Philippine Navy. - Position to be carried. Good luck to your endeavors!

THE PEDRING AFTER TASTE

Mining equipments burnt by communist guerrillas in Surigao del Norte.

1. After the devastating hit by typhoon Pedring in Northern areas of Luzon New People's Army (NPA) hit three mining firms in Surigao del Norte. So far this is the largest staged by the communist rebels in Aquino administration. For one reason, the government is spending too much time and attention to natural calamity victims.

2. The government has said it hopes to sign a peace deal with the communists by the middle of next year, few observers believe an agreement is possible. As always expected the most have its negative views - to the president and his administration.

3. Within the year peace talks broke down, it is amidst familiar demands by the government for the NPA to stop its extortion activities and calls by the communists to free jailed comrades. Soon to be expected is ANTI PEACE TALKS BILL.

4. According to Presidential spokesperson Edwin Lacierda, the government is very clear to remain committed to pursuing peace with the NPA - take note not with GMA.

THE LORD OF PEDRING's

Buendia Avenue, Makati City

Roxas Boulevard, Manila

Manila Bay

SEPTEMBER 27, 2011

1. Typhoon Pedring glanced the Philippine area of responsibility (PAR) early morning Tuesday with strong winds and heavy rains. In effect people lorded over the flooded streets in most affected areas of Metro Manila.

2. According to authorities Philippines experiences around 20 storms a year. In a very late warning to the public, typhoon Pedring is considered as one of the largest to hit the country carrying rain and wind path more than twice the average storm. This is what they call AFTERCAST!

3. Classes have been suspended in most levels. Authorities were alarmed by the suspected continuous protest of students against budget cut for education. They sought students planking amidst the howling typhoon Pedring.

4. Early morning of Tuesday, government and most business offices sent home their employees due to the heavy rains and howling winds. In particular, court employees went out their offices in their wet shirts to which they called - wet Tuesday protest.

THE PNOY PICK UP LINES

PRESIDENT NOYNOY 'PNOY' AQUINO III

On Shalani Soledad:

1. PNOY: Why did you oppose my right?

SHALANI: What are talking about?

PNOY: Because you left me!

2. SHALANI: Have I been a heated frying pan to you?

PNOY: Why you say so?

SHALANI: Because I think I hurt you!

3. PNOY: Are you playing basketball now?

SHALANI: How come did you say that?

PNOY: You're so fast in rebounding!

4. SHALANI: I've heard you were paralyzed! How true was it?

PNOY: What?

SHALANI: Because you can't move on!

5. PNOY: I know everything's on top for us right now.

SHALANI: What do you mean?

PNOY: We're over!

6. PNOY: I just realized we are both A.

SHALANI: Do you mean - alright?

PNOY: Nope. We're not meant to BE!

On Shamcey Supsup:

7. PNOY: Never had I thought you're like a fried chicken 'til I met you.

SHAMCEY: Why did you say so?

PNOY: You're so yummy Shamcey!

8. PNOY: Even though you're an architect, you can still be my cardiologist.

SHAMCEY: How?

PNOY: I want you to take good care of my heart!

9. PNOY: I would rather want you to call me prince instead of Mr. President.

SHAMCEY: Why is it?

PNOY: So that I can call you my princess.

10. PNOY: Though it's our first time to see each other, i think you're a good dictionary.

SHAMCEY: What's the sense of that?

PNOY: Simply I found a meaning in you!

A PLANK TO REMEMBER

INSIDE THE NEWS TODAY

1. A great number of students from various State Universities and Colleges within Metro Manila marched along the former Mendiola Bridge (Don Chino Roces Bridge) to protest against the looming budget cut for education. Protesters are clamoring the government (Aquino) to prioritize education over his love life.

2. In contrast to their advocacy, students from different schools in Metro Manila: State Universities like Philippine Normal University, Rizal Tech University, University of the Philippines Manila and Diliman, Polytechnic University of the Philippines and other private schools and high schools took part in the protest. They walked out from their classes to join the protest. They preferred shouting and planking along the streets over their studies. Huh? Ayos! Araw-arawin nyo yan.

3. According to police report an estimated number of protesters went around 1,000. The protest was said to be peaceful. In all fairness students enjoyed their planking.

4. Living up to their ideals, student activists, faculty members and activist groups who joined the protest will not tolerate the government to provide inadequate education and health services to the people. Aquino fresh from his business trip in the US responded with the good news of foreign countries lining up with their willingness to do business in the country - a great way to save up Philippine economy. In other words DEDMA. What to expect? A series of planking protests so soon. Multiple cases of minors involved in crimes. More surprising scenarios in SM super malls. And of course poor visibility in Aquino's love life. In summary the president's headache.

PNOY WITH BARACK & ON GAY MARRIAGE!

THE AQUINO - OBAMA FACE OFF

1. US President Barack Obama congratulated President Aquino for the reforms he has set in motion in the Philippines. To mention the US chief congratulated the Filipino head for its achievements - having dated several women in less than one year. Bravo!

2. In New York during the launch of Open Governance Partnership (OGP), the two heads of the state had a chance to discuss the new partnership aiming to promote transparency and accountability in government service and most of all in claiming and ownership of the islands in West Philippine sea.

3. The Philippine President invited the US chief of staff to visit Manila, but the latter made no commitment. He still can't get over with the Manila bus hostage tragedy. He's still in doubt with the security.

4. During the OGP forum, Aquino presented the road map which is a formulated action plan to fight against corruption to be unveiled in January 2012. As expected its always intended for the former first couple. How about the likes of JP Enrile and the rest of the Trapo's?

5. An advocate of good governance that underscores anti-corruption agenda for countries, the OGP is a new multilateral initiative to promote transparency, empower citizens, fight corruption and harness new technologies to strengthen governance. This is for you GMA.

6. Aquino enumerated several programs that his government undertook to keep the citizens informed, among them a website where people can report public officials’ misuse of funds, a Palace portal and another one that details government allocations. And a portal for the President's love life updates.

On gay marriage:

7. Aquino is open to the idea of gay marriage in the country. No Asian country has legalize the said union yet. But, proposals have been made in Nepal and Taiwan. Philippines is on the verge of going on top Asia-wide on getting the first slot to legalize gay marriage. Baguio city is its capital.

8. Despite his openness to gay marriage idea, Aquino is in dilemma concerning child adoption by gay couples. This is the most of Aquino's moral perception, he is looking forward to prevent child molestation and abuse in the future.

SSS - THE SHAMCEY SUPSUP STARSTRUCK

Ms Universe 2011 3rd Runner up - Shamcey Supsup

1. Miss Universe third runner-up Shamcey Supsup went around Metro Manila on the second day upon her arrival in Manila. The motorcade, organized by the Makati City government, started from the Araneta Center in Cubao, Quezon City, and proceeded to the Quezon City Hall, the University of the Philippines campus, the Cainta municipal hall, the Makati High School and the Makati Fire Station, from where she headed back to the Araneta Center. Proud fellow Filipinos mobbed the streets wanting to see the tsunami walk of the beauty queen in her bikini. It was such a disappointment to most men.

2. Miss Universe 2011 third runner-up Shamcey Supsup blew kiss after kiss to the crowd during the float motorcade in response to the warm welcome of fellow kababayans along Ayala Avenue in Makati City. Among those who caught the kiss blown by the beauty queen were construction workers. Suwerte! Flying kiss lang naman!

3. Supsup arrived at her former school (Makati High School) on board a black Audi sedan. DOM’s in number are updating their resumes. They’re to bid for better sedan’s, SUV’s, AUV’s and even sports cars. And most of all, the catch is they’re willing to love Shamcey’s deity.

4. Makati City Mayor Jejomar Erwin Binay Jr. was also at the high school during the beauty queen’s visit. Like his father it's an early campaign for the next elections. Just taking advantage of the opportunities. Good job. Start with your own land.

5. Supsup’s batchmate and friend during high school, congratulated the beauty queen and wished her good luck in her future endeavors. Friends of the beauty queen are getting bigger in number. A manifestation of a Filipino trait. Let’s hope that her friends won’t abandon her in times of trial.

6. “Extremely happy,” were the words heard from Supsup after she stepped off the float from a motorcade along Ayala Avenue in Makati City and transferred to another car for another parade somewhere else in Metropolis. But deep inside the beauty queen was extremely tired for a day long activity. Aminin!

SO LONG - LOLONG

CROCODILE LOLONG

BUNAWAN, AGUSAN DEL SUR

1. The crocodile is said to be the largest living of its kind in the world and is named “Lolong” in honor of the person who captured it. In contrast to hearsay that it was mispelled instead of the name "So Long".

2. According to reports, the crocodile will be transferred into an eco-tourism park but animal rights activists like PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) are urging the government to release the crocodile into the wilderness. An advocacy to protect animal lives more than the lives of human beings.

3. A saltwater crocodile that could be the world's largest in captivity has not eaten for six days since being captured in a creek in the southern Philippines. Stress caused the reptile to lose the appetite which is generally the same feeling when hospitalized, PGMA and FG could absolutely attest.

4. The crocodile was caught after a three-week hunt, easing some fears among the locals having known that the biggest crocodile can be found in Pampanga.

5. Local officials of Agusan del Sur are planning to build an ecopark around giant crocodile "Lolong." To boost for a bigger tourism in the province, they will soon build a human eco-tourism for the couple GMA and FG upon their captivity.

6. Those who live in areas near the Agusan marsh said that giant crocodiles such as Lolong have affected their way of life since PGMA reigned the office.

A HAVEN CALLED MANILA

A kalesa fronting sunset view of Manila bay. A memorabilia of the Spanish conquest in the Philippines. The mode of transportation of nobles and high-ranked officials in those times. But now for poor people trying to earn for living just to excite tourists.

And you will find it in Manila. 

They call this place a haven. Why? Bakit nga ba?

1. Incomparable to the streets of San Francisco, rides of Disneyland and even to the girls you could have dated in Sydney. Simply, those places are clean and fun, too far from Manila. Here you'll aquire asthma, skin rushes,  allergies and you tremble while walking along the streets of Manila.

A place they keep on coming back. Wow Philippines! Pilipinas kay ganda! There's no place like Manila. 

2. So true, please refer to the statement above. 

People love Manila. 

3. Kobe Bryant loves Manila, he loves the people in Manila at least. Though most people hate the Lakers.

4. Paris Hilton just recently arrived and even planned her next visit to this place even though she hasn't left yet and lost her personal gadgets. Hindi pa siguro nadala. Maybe on her third or fourth visit she'll realize it. 

There are those who hate!

5. Poor and unlucky are those Chinese tourists from Hong Kong, they're are innocents and victims of one individual's insanity and a flanking performances of rescuers, men in power so to speak. Bet, the survivors keep cursing Manila and those in authority.

The capital factor. 

6. Yes! It capitalizes prostitution, it's getting hotter in here. 

7. Growing molestation cases, the least thing they could do when they feel hot and they don't want to do all alone by themselves. 

8. Drug addiction and supplication, it has become a fad. You're not in, if you're not into it.

9. Hold-upping and car-napping, the second largest business after BPO industries. Easy money!

But, Why do the people keep on staying in Manila? 

10. A mild music to their ears - ang ingay sa kalye at kapitbahay.

11. Nag-gagandahang mga babae! No wonder lesbianism is getting larger in number and prostitution is getting rampant either. 

12. Inspired by the movie Slum Dog Millionaire, they're risking life staying in slum areas. That's how some people think, they always connect their miserable lives to those who have gone through it.

13. Nagliliparang mga jeepney, pati mga bus na din. Top daily news maker if not for road crashes and mishaps, killings along the hi-way. Well commended drivers! Go to hell!

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The place where you started your little steps was your foreground to the larger ones.