BE THE BEST TO MAN'S BESTFRIEND

Always be kind to your bestfriend/s - keep them safe from the thing called SHIT!

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CROCS EAT CROCS?

CANNIBALISM!

Idiots learn to believe the idea of cannibalism in some reptiles like crocodiles. They eat something in their own species. Evidence is shown that crocs eat cros. Bad cheetah crocodile.

In addition to that newly acquired knowledge, Idiots believed that such nature is pretty normal and cute for crocs to eat their same kind. After all crocs don't even understand cannibalism. 

In the event of these reptile's lives whether they're cannibals or not, there are no commandments nor religions to follow. Neither heaven nor hell.

The sad thing about it is, even brands of crocs' apparels are subject to its cannibalism. So, they're capable or recognizing crocs branded garments. A very intelligent idea. 

So beware crocs branded lovers. Crocodiles are hunting after you. These brands are not patented.

IT IS OFFICIAL

SOMETHING TO WORRY?

It has just started. Now the rainy days has come. Therefore, more floods to come.

Both the nature and students declared it as official. When it rains, it floods.

Another something to worry: More suspended classes. Parent's anguish to their children's studies, while student's jubilation.

Almost everybody's expecting flash floods, only idiots anticipate flash sharks mob.

Idiot's inanity: Sharks surfacing along the floods. A very alarming situation.

EVERYBODY DESERVES A MASSAGE

When they say everybody, that includes me, you and the cat.

This is a time to accept the fact that they do get stressed too. 

All across life's diversity (with the belief that they have nine lives), they need sometime of their life a moment of silence and time to relax. 

Any massage would do. Do you think, they go for extra service too? If the answer is neither yes nor no, well maybe.

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Tension is who you think you are. Relaxation is who you are.

Chinese Proverbs

SO LONG - LOLONG

CROCODILE LOLONG

BUNAWAN, AGUSAN DEL SUR

1. The crocodile is said to be the largest living of its kind in the world and is named “Lolong” in honor of the person who captured it. In contrast to hearsay that it was mispelled instead of the name "So Long".

2. According to reports, the crocodile will be transferred into an eco-tourism park but animal rights activists like PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) are urging the government to release the crocodile into the wilderness. An advocacy to protect animal lives more than the lives of human beings.

3. A saltwater crocodile that could be the world's largest in captivity has not eaten for six days since being captured in a creek in the southern Philippines. Stress caused the reptile to lose the appetite which is generally the same feeling when hospitalized, PGMA and FG could absolutely attest.

4. The crocodile was caught after a three-week hunt, easing some fears among the locals having known that the biggest crocodile can be found in Pampanga.

5. Local officials of Agusan del Sur are planning to build an ecopark around giant crocodile "Lolong." To boost for a bigger tourism in the province, they will soon build a human eco-tourism for the couple GMA and FG upon their captivity.

6. Those who live in areas near the Agusan marsh said that giant crocodiles such as Lolong have affected their way of life since PGMA reigned the office.

GECKOS TRADING FEVER!

ANOTHER HIT IN THE COUNTRY

Because of it's greater medicinal possibility of curing cancer, asthma, tuberculosis and even Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome (AIDS) geckos (locally known as tuko) are in-demand not in the market but in private negotiations involving thousands of pesos apiece. And at some point reports would claim, that geckos could even cost to Millions depending on it's weight.

Geckos hunting and trading has become a fad in the country. It buries the wanting of the masang Filipinos to acquire the latest gadgets, hearing the latest news on the senate investigation concerning the anomalies involving the Philippine Charity Sweepstakes Office (PCSO) and even losing their interests to the upcoming State of the Nation Address (SONA) - for the sole purpose of searching and selling geckos.

The Big News:

This geckos fever caused the former first couple of the Philippines to get back from their European tour and engage themselves in the fast growing trading and small scale industry. - So long there is money, there'll always be glory (Gloria).

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By virtue of trade and commerce, one's purpose is to prosper what benefits everybody else but welfares entrepreneurs the most.

-10% selfless and 90% selfish Entrepreneurship-