JUST DO IT

Idiots believe. Idiots are certain. Doubts are just but nothing. Whatever they believe, they do it.

Idiots even don't mind the red swoosh, they ignore the phrase "...do it" - practically they do it.

Worst comes to worst, Idiots Just Do It.

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Credits: Google photos.

THE FAD OF PLANKING

WHY PLANK IF YOU COULD HAVE THE BEST POSTURE WHILE TAKING PHOTOS?

1. Planking is said to have been invented in the 20th century. This is a kind of game wherein a participant lie face down, having both hands on the side of the body in an unusual manner and in a very unique location. Take this photo, more than the idea of uniqueness. It's already under the category of abnormality.

2. The player will be taken a photograph and will be shared in the internet. Take this photo, the participant is taking his own unique planking posture. In vernacular this is described as gago.

3. Planking competition requires the most unusual and original location to play. Lying face down the toilet bowl is pretty cool to say. For out of their minds, it's their play.

3. The game planking became a fad. But not to the point of planking facing the toilet bowl. Not even bastards and drunkards!

4. Planking is taken as a game of art and not as an expression of wild and and out of this world ideas. 

THE MEN AND THE FIGHTING SPIDER MEN

WHAT'S WITH SPIDER FIGHTING?

1. The sport of spider fighting exists in several areas of the world among those of course is the Philippines. Unlike in other Asian countries, in the Philippines the said sport is just common and nothing extra-ordinary. What makes its difference is when some Filipinos sported it with toy spiders hoping for the real fight to happen. Just some crazy little stuff.

2. Even at the dawn of computer games generation, this sport never faded away in the scenes of Filipino culture. The joy of playing spider fighting is priceless, especially when toy spiders are staged for the fight and nothing happens.

3. This sport entails a very critical procedure when catching and caring for the spider. It is going through a process of training like any other sport. But for some to lessen the complications they're staging toy spiders - more fun, less work.

ORTIZ LOVES PRETTY BOY / MONEY?

THE PRETTY BOY / MONEY CONTROVERSY

1. In one round Floyd Mayweather Jr. got a head butt, a kiss and a hug from Victor Ortiz. It proved Floyd's pretty boy factor - a perfect attraction from Ortiz. Everyone's in doubt with Ortiz. Way to go Ortiz.

2. Ortiz in his frustration appeared to head butt Mayweather intentionally, right after the referee intervened to break the fight Ortiz went to Mayweather and gave him a kiss on the cheek. So sweet, so cheesy! Greenwhich cheesy idea? Now, I'm wondering did they eat pizza (Greenwich) before the fight?

3. Mayweather remains unbeaten by his power 1-2 combination that put Ortiz on his rear. But of course people won't forget his money. By his money, he's making money and controversy.

4. “We touched gloves and we were back to fighting and then I threw the left and right hand after the break,” Mayweather said. “In the ring you have to protect yourself at all times.” He could have added that opponents are always taking advantage in all possible opportunities in other words traitors in nature.

5. Mayweather said: “He did something dirty when it was his corner who said I was dirty.” Ortiz could be charged of either molestation for kissing Floyd on the cheek or personal assault for head butting the baby face in the jaw. But, the gravity of molestation is heavier than the latter.

6. The referee, Joe Cortez said: “Time was in, the fighter needed to keep his guard up. Mayweather did nothing illegal.” There are vouchers that could support the transaction between him and Mayweather's camp with the knowledge of Ortiz's corner.

7. During the post fight interview inside the ring Mayweather engaged in a verbal confrontation with HBO announcer Larry Merchant, calling him a name at one point and drawing a pointed response from the veteran broadcaster, who said he would thrash the boxer if he “was 50 years younger.” For Mr. Merchant, this could have been the fight not just for the decade nor for the century, but for the entire history of humanity. The battle which the people have been waiting for so long more than the Mayweather - Pacquiao fight.

TRIVIA IN MANILA!

JUAN MANUEL 'EL DINAMITA' MARQUEZ
September 1, 2011

1. As an antidote to jet lag, Juan Manuel Marquez stretches and jogs along the streets of Luneta in Manila, his new home. He is the new "Manila's adopted son" by Manila Mayor Alfredo Lim in contrast to former Manila Mayor Atienza's Manila's adopted son Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao.

2. According to Marquez his fighting style will be the same. Logicians would conclude that the result of the fight will be the same.

3. As part of  Marquez' rigid preparation for the big bout in his entire career, he enlisted the services of nutritionist and conditioning expert. He is getting sick of drinking his own urine for years.

4. Bob Arum, Top Rank promoter who accompanied el dinamita Marquez expressed the significance of this upcoming fight saying "Juan Manuel Marquez has given Manny chanllenges on two occassions, the fights were very, very close that's why this fight is so important." This is the last foreseen bigger income generation for Top Rank.

5. Legendary trainer Ignacio "Nacho" Beristain together with the Team Marquez flocked to Manila City Hall wanting to become adopted son by Manila local government. Unfortunately Manila can only afford to adopt Marquez as its new son.

6. Marquez still claims he was cheated during his previous fights with Pacman. He still claims he should have been the victor over two bouts. An explicit manifestation of asar talo.