ASK & YOU SHALL RECEIVE!

THEY WANTED TO BE CLOSER TO GOD

In the service to poor filipino's suffering hunger both physically and spiritually:

A 4 x 4 SUV is indeed needed to bring them closer to God.

SPIRITUAL UTILITY VEHICLE

A means towards reaching far-flung communities bringing His (or Her?) presence to their lives (for re-election? two-term presidency is not allowed.)

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Just ask someone from the above, her excellency provides, we're friends!

-An SUV montero-gifted clergy man-

MUSSELS & WOMEN'S

SIMILARITIES OF A PRICELESS MUSSELS TO WOMEN'S...

1. Very addictive - an everlasting fun-filled acquaintance.

2. Another satisfying moment - a wow experience of unstoppable pop.

3. Genuinely expensive - at certain high cost worth life ending.

4. Inexplicably delicious - a very frantic satisfaction.

5. Not any ordinary thing - a unique adventure to first timers.

6. Amazing lifetime experience - your gateway to the real world.

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Always stay in shape. It's good for the heart. Just don't forget us!

-Trust quality c*nd*ms-

HOW DO YOU DEFINE WIFE?

The post-modern definition of the word WIFE:

It entails both slavery and revolutionary thought.

...when WASHING and IRONING, they became slaves.

A turn around revolution when F*CKING and doing extra-curricular activities with somebody else called ETC...

Some women are getting adventurous too, men should always be extra-careful.

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Keep it up! Always be safe and never get pregnant again.
-Bitter husbands-