SOMETHING SWEETER TO YOUR EARS

HOW MUSIC MAKES YOU CRAZY?

 "All lies and jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest." Humming lie-la-lie, your poor story will be often told. It will squander your existence for a pocket full of mumble not for promises, but curse for illnesses.

"Let the music heal your soul, let the music take control." With a simple song and a simple rhyme, someone will show his/her feelings. And if someone feels the same, you will hear them say, music will give you happiness or sadness. Taking the sadness part of it brings you to madness.

 "Boom boom pow... Yo, I got that hit that beat the block, you can get that bass overload, I got the that rock and roll, That future flow... Boom boom pow." You gotta get-get. Makes you a digital spit and definitely bring you to the next level shit. Yes! It makes you a shit! 

"You had your time, you had the power, you've yet to have your finest hour. Radio - radio. All we hear is radio ga ga, radio goo goo. Radio ga ga, Radio blah blah." Blame it to the radio, it makes you ga ga.

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"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain."

Bob Marley

THE PNOY PICK UP LINES

PRESIDENT NOYNOY 'PNOY' AQUINO III

On Shalani Soledad:

1. PNOY: Why did you oppose my right?

SHALANI: What are talking about?

PNOY: Because you left me!

2. SHALANI: Have I been a heated frying pan to you?

PNOY: Why you say so?

SHALANI: Because I think I hurt you!

3. PNOY: Are you playing basketball now?

SHALANI: How come did you say that?

PNOY: You're so fast in rebounding!

4. SHALANI: I've heard you were paralyzed! How true was it?

PNOY: What?

SHALANI: Because you can't move on!

5. PNOY: I know everything's on top for us right now.

SHALANI: What do you mean?

PNOY: We're over!

6. PNOY: I just realized we are both A.

SHALANI: Do you mean - alright?

PNOY: Nope. We're not meant to BE!

On Shamcey Supsup:

7. PNOY: Never had I thought you're like a fried chicken 'til I met you.

SHAMCEY: Why did you say so?

PNOY: You're so yummy Shamcey!

8. PNOY: Even though you're an architect, you can still be my cardiologist.

SHAMCEY: How?

PNOY: I want you to take good care of my heart!

9. PNOY: I would rather want you to call me prince instead of Mr. President.

SHAMCEY: Why is it?

PNOY: So that I can call you my princess.

10. PNOY: Though it's our first time to see each other, i think you're a good dictionary.

SHAMCEY: What's the sense of that?

PNOY: Simply I found a meaning in you!

SARAH 'DAUGHTER T'

 SARAH 'INDAY' DUTERTE-CARPIO

Davao City mayor

The daughter terminator of the well known 'The punisher' of Davao City labeled equivalently as 'THE TERMINATOR'.

THE THEN...

RODRIGO 'DIGONG' DUTERTE

Sarah's father 

Reigned for a very long time as Davao city's mayor and terminator.

...AND NOW.

SARAH 'INDAY' DUTERTE

 A newly crowned mayor and the newly born terminator.

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Whatever the father is, the offspring will ever be.

-A sheriff's philosophy-

WHAT'S WITH YOUR NAME?

Commonly heard names at the same time phrases:

Farah Usan - just for sexual fantasies

Gina Gamit -  a utilitarian buddy

Tina Taboy - over used or merely exploited

Vina Bastos - you don't deserve respect

Dino Duraan - that's what you deserved

Dino Dukot - snatcher? o manyak?

Dina Virgin - sexually exploited! or very adventurous! - malandi lang talaga!

Penny Perahan - friends? that's what they got

Tino Tuklaw - are you a snake?

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'Calling your name again, thinking of all that we two had before...'
-Richard Carpenter-