CROCS EAT CROCS?

CANNIBALISM!

Idiots learn to believe the idea of cannibalism in some reptiles like crocodiles. They eat something in their own species. Evidence is shown that crocs eat cros. Bad cheetah crocodile.

In addition to that newly acquired knowledge, Idiots believed that such nature is pretty normal and cute for crocs to eat their same kind. After all crocs don't even understand cannibalism. 

In the event of these reptile's lives whether they're cannibals or not, there are no commandments nor religions to follow. Neither heaven nor hell.

The sad thing about it is, even brands of crocs' apparels are subject to its cannibalism. So, they're capable or recognizing crocs branded garments. A very intelligent idea. 

So beware crocs branded lovers. Crocodiles are hunting after you. These brands are not patented.

HATE SLOW DELIVERIES?

Drive thru it!

There's no greater idea that one can think more than this. It's not a question of how quick you will get it. It's a big question of how did you get it!

Not even the most intelligent person living can comprehend suggest such charming looks running for some pieces of hot and crispy fries.

Absurd? No, not foolish. Rather follow Steve Jobs. Stay hungry, stay foolish!

Pleasant and attractive. Yes, it's cute. Maybe fun but for sure cool. Aesthetically perfect!

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Some might consider the importance of pacing than the number of steps taken.

GETTING OFF WITH ONIONS!

HOW TO PREVENT EYE IRRITATION?

1. The scientific explanation: When onions are sliced cells are broken which allows enzymes to break down into certain acids producing gas that causes irritation to the eyes. Simplified yet complicated. Maybe because of the scientific jargon. Or because I don't really understand what I'm reading?

2. According to studies water could prevent the reaction of gas from sliced onions to reach the eyes. Therefore, they would suggest to cut onions under running water or being submerged in to a basin of water. Not too bad idea?

3. But, other findings eye irritation can be avoided by use of eye protection. The best solution so far is shown in the photo above - totally safe. Great thinking?

THE MEN AND THE FIGHTING SPIDER MEN

WHAT'S WITH SPIDER FIGHTING?

1. The sport of spider fighting exists in several areas of the world among those of course is the Philippines. Unlike in other Asian countries, in the Philippines the said sport is just common and nothing extra-ordinary. What makes its difference is when some Filipinos sported it with toy spiders hoping for the real fight to happen. Just some crazy little stuff.

2. Even at the dawn of computer games generation, this sport never faded away in the scenes of Filipino culture. The joy of playing spider fighting is priceless, especially when toy spiders are staged for the fight and nothing happens.

3. This sport entails a very critical procedure when catching and caring for the spider. It is going through a process of training like any other sport. But for some to lessen the complications they're staging toy spiders - more fun, less work.

BREAST FEEDING?

SHOULD I STAY HUNGRY & FOOLISH?

1. A mother's neglect to feed her child gives initiative to an innocent mind satisfying his basic needs. The idea of breast feeding is nothing vague, milks are universal in nature they all came from breasts whether from a mother or animals therein.

2. Health is wealth. Fresh milk is always good for the health. Direct consumption of fresh milk from a cow is inexpensive indeed.

3. A healthy mind follows from a healthy stomach. Dare not get hungry. Satisfy yourself. Never be foolish.

NATURE'S HUMOR

FUNNY SAYOTE!

1. Sometimes humor comes naturally. Literally in/by nature.

2. But, there are those resorting to god as hilarious. Logically, nature comes from someone greater from the above where humor rises. Good thought though.

3. Now, who do conservative women blame? Bet, they won't held god responsible for it! Anyway, I believe, they would find this photo very creative instead. Never came a time in their lives they thought of something grin.

4. One thing good though, nature brings no bad nor offensive intentions. It came as it exists. Malice is very subjective.

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Think objectively, malice is defined through subjectivity.

THE LORD OF PEDRING's

Buendia Avenue, Makati City

Roxas Boulevard, Manila

Manila Bay

SEPTEMBER 27, 2011

1. Typhoon Pedring glanced the Philippine area of responsibility (PAR) early morning Tuesday with strong winds and heavy rains. In effect people lorded over the flooded streets in most affected areas of Metro Manila.

2. According to authorities Philippines experiences around 20 storms a year. In a very late warning to the public, typhoon Pedring is considered as one of the largest to hit the country carrying rain and wind path more than twice the average storm. This is what they call AFTERCAST!

3. Classes have been suspended in most levels. Authorities were alarmed by the suspected continuous protest of students against budget cut for education. They sought students planking amidst the howling typhoon Pedring.

4. Early morning of Tuesday, government and most business offices sent home their employees due to the heavy rains and howling winds. In particular, court employees went out their offices in their wet shirts to which they called - wet Tuesday protest.

HEADLINES!

MGA BALITA AT MGA NASA ULO! 

1. September 26, 2009 - A very tragic experience brought by Tropical Storm Ondoy to most Filipinos. On its Second Anniversary, another feared Tropical Storm is seen to glance the Philippine area of responsibility anytime soon within the week. That's how the nature works, it also knows how to commemorate events.

2. On Monday September 26, 2011 court employees went out of their offices in their black shirts for a brief protest to oppose Malacanang's move to cut the judiciary's budget for 2012 to which they called black Monday protest. Because of its color coded objection, Vice President Jejomar Binay was expected by many to head the protest. 

3. In his most recent state visit, President Aquino uplifted the spirits of Filipinos who have been victimized by natural calamities in Japan. It's called the Presidential Tsunami visit.

4. Classes have been suspended in Metro Manila and 2 nearby regions. Due to bad weather, an official declaration of class suspension was made late in the afternoon Monday. Students enrolled in home study programs explicitly objected - unfair!

5. President Aquino nets a satisfactory rating of "Very Good" which is +56 conducted by Social Weather Stations participated by a number of people. Thus, Social Weather Stations (SWS) remained unsatisfactory.