SOMETHING TO COUNT ON 2!

 

The feeling when you started a stick of cigarette you don't want to stop until you finish the whole pack. The unselfishness of Marlboro cigarettes - giving out everything for one's satisfaction.

SOMETHING TO COUNT ON!

 

Something that a person could depend on lies on the futility of marlboro cigarettes. The companionship won't stop, only time will tell and death can separate the bondage.

LOVERS OF PA-RES.

There's no clean food that satisfies a hungry stomach, in contrast to this claim, pares (pa-res) though not so clean, has it.

 

The truth of being a street food refutes the idea of a clean and healthy food, thus you think so.

MAHAL KUMAPIT KA!

 

kapit. a banal term suggesting a hold on not just to promises but a compromise instigating intensity between a heated flesh. a thought that almost everybody understands.

it preconditions in its most silly nature the human thought relatively poor and devastated to the demands of bodily needs. it makes sense, bastos!

submission follows. boom! where the idea of "sagad" enters. now only fate knows and will tell the future.

the subjectivity of "mahal" over the otherwise varies. it comes as a verbal expression or in its significant sense a true feeling expressed verbally to add competence and excitement beyond the gracious sounds of moaning.

nonetheless, in the harmony of life and imagination, the vicious mind succumb to earthly matters correspondent to senses, human's weakness. ang sarap kasi.

like any other ordinary person an idiot's thinking dwells on the luxury of sensual fantasies. ang pagpapakatotoo side of every human.

thus, the creative part of human mind exists. the logical argument that can't be denied.

ano isasagad mo na ba?

Philippines 080712

IF IT RAINS AND FLOODS THEN GEAR UP!

In the bible, Genesis 8:7-12 speaks about the great flood in Noah's time. In the Philippines, 080712 (August 12, 2012) another great flood experienced across Metro Manila and the nearby provinces.

In Noah's time, they build up a great arch to accomodate all forms of living. In Manila, a certain individual geared up an appropriate attire to brave the neck level water in most areas before going to work.

Of course no matter how deep the flood is, fashion in all sense is as always displayed.

And one thing that can't be forgotten - Picture taking!

I WANT YOU TO BURN

A great tip for you to burn calories!

Having a hard time managing your daily schedule? Or don't have the drive to go to the gym? Excercise free, you can burn calories anytime you want - you can do it yourself!

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An idiots easy way of burning calories!

THE BATTLE AGAINST THE RAIN

Sa tuwing umuulan at ka-ride ka!

Kapag umuulan, isa lang ang kelangan - hindi payong, kundi malaking plastic, para cute!

 A great display not just of one's intelligence, but creativity and cuteness.

A new revolution of the Bombay-image: Hindi na motor at payong; Ang panibagong motor at malaking plastic ng Bombay riding in tandem!

DEFINING BRILLIANCE!

The Big Duracel.

One of the things logicians might not have thought about: the bigger the battery, the longer the life.

All accross the global economic inflation and its challenges, a great mind conceived a brilliant solution - Triple A times fifty battery!

In response to a battery slogan saying: No battery lasts longer, creators with pride stand on top of the line with a banner: The bigger, the brighter.

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By definition, battery is a collection of cell. Itong battery na ito, cell na puro dura?

MEN & THE LAP OF LUXURY

The truth about opulence and comfort.

In its abundance, life's comfort is hard to let go. True. It's like vanity playing the role of a devil's advicate saying hi to everybody.

A very honest answer to a serious question, man would rather choose comfort over his gaga wife. Very true. Again, vanity surfaces with a round of applause.

The indulgence and bliss that it brings, favors the person's idleness to its comfort, where no one can manage and command his reign as the baron of his solitude. Now vanity and sloth applaud the greatness of their subject, a kudos to their king.

In like manner, sloth takes place without any doubt surpasses the beauty of comfort to which a man settles and live. Hayahay, ang sarap ng buhay. buhay tamad!

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Will you choose misery over bliss?

BABOY NA NGA, BINABOY PA!

THE BITTER EXPERIENCE!

Ang pagbababoy sa baboy! In all its innocence a certain baboy experience an unwanted pagbababoy. For one reason, redundancy!

Members of its kind clamor justice against the very inhuman attack on their identity, babuyin ang kanilang pagiging baboy. Nobody bound to listen, there was no inhuman offense. After all they're no humans.

In a different perspective, perpetrators behind this aesthetics picture out the reality of some abusive and undisciplined members of the armed authorities to which members of the hog community affirmed.

In a totally related issue, some members of the authorities were greatly affected and humbled. Some did not comment, some ignored but, for some it was just a waste of time - there are a lot of bottles of beers to finish yet.

CONVENIENCE FROM THE CONVENIENT STORE

WHAT'S IN STORE?

Experiencing convenience in a convenient store is like finding convenience.

More accessibility is more convenient. No guards. No long lines. No receipts as well.

For a very quick stop, no need to park. A very literal convenient drive thru store.

But the question of 24/7 service to customers all depends. Only the owner can say.

All items displayed are limited. It makes one ponders on how the store makes a sale, limited buyers or no funds at all to start a number of items for sale.

The store is also limited. No rumors of another branch opening yet. Years it may take to its expansion. So don't expect.

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In a nearly stress situations, only in a convenient store where one can find convenience and comfort when buying something.

CROCS EAT CROCS?

CANNIBALISM!

Idiots learn to believe the idea of cannibalism in some reptiles like crocodiles. They eat something in their own species. Evidence is shown that crocs eat cros. Bad cheetah crocodile.

In addition to that newly acquired knowledge, Idiots believed that such nature is pretty normal and cute for crocs to eat their same kind. After all crocs don't even understand cannibalism. 

In the event of these reptile's lives whether they're cannibals or not, there are no commandments nor religions to follow. Neither heaven nor hell.

The sad thing about it is, even brands of crocs' apparels are subject to its cannibalism. So, they're capable or recognizing crocs branded garments. A very intelligent idea. 

So beware crocs branded lovers. Crocodiles are hunting after you. These brands are not patented.

IT IS OFFICIAL

SOMETHING TO WORRY?

It has just started. Now the rainy days has come. Therefore, more floods to come.

Both the nature and students declared it as official. When it rains, it floods.

Another something to worry: More suspended classes. Parent's anguish to their children's studies, while student's jubilation.

Almost everybody's expecting flash floods, only idiots anticipate flash sharks mob.

Idiot's inanity: Sharks surfacing along the floods. A very alarming situation.

EVERYBODY DESERVES A MASSAGE

When they say everybody, that includes me, you and the cat.

This is a time to accept the fact that they do get stressed too. 

All across life's diversity (with the belief that they have nine lives), they need sometime of their life a moment of silence and time to relax. 

Any massage would do. Do you think, they go for extra service too? If the answer is neither yes nor no, well maybe.

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Tension is who you think you are. Relaxation is who you are.

Chinese Proverbs

HATE SLOW DELIVERIES?

Drive thru it!

There's no greater idea that one can think more than this. It's not a question of how quick you will get it. It's a big question of how did you get it!

Not even the most intelligent person living can comprehend suggest such charming looks running for some pieces of hot and crispy fries.

Absurd? No, not foolish. Rather follow Steve Jobs. Stay hungry, stay foolish!

Pleasant and attractive. Yes, it's cute. Maybe fun but for sure cool. Aesthetically perfect!

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Some might consider the importance of pacing than the number of steps taken.

A VERY STRIKING FILIPINO TRAIT

Another distinct trait that a Filipino can be most proud of is knowing how to spend money wisely. True! Drinkaholics would even sacrifice meals in a day just to say: Mas masarap MAG-INUM kesa mag ice cream.

Such advocacy would create a great number of fans, members, faithful or whatsoever than celebrity Madam Auring. Haha

In the Philippines, even the teens would claim: Mas masarap MAG-INUM kesa mag ice cream. Crying and craving for ice cream no more!

TIME & TEACHER

NEVER FOOL YOURSELF, DUDE!

Time in its aging course teaches all things. But, then idiots remain idiots and pretenders do not change! Kick your ass man, you're getting old!

Reading... But someone's learning for you. Writing... Literally, shadowing other's thoughts. Damn!

That is called learning. A proper course in enhancing stupidity.

Intelligence is a gift and not enhanced by mere stupidity.

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It is like: When you're reading intensely and nothing is digested by your mind, you're thinking of something else. But you still keep on reading as if everything is understood well.

THE BEST DAY

Indeed, the best day so far. More than those long waited holidays and even double pay days.

Wondering how fun would it be, women going to the malls, offices or even riding public transportations with no panties. Yeah!

Definitely, not for men. No way they wear panties.

But, this is a remarkable day, especially for men. Can't even wait for 062213.

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June 22nd - to be marked as the most awaited in every man's calendar.

MARRIAGE & ITS STATUS

IDEAL MARRIED LIFE NO MORE ... REALITY MAYBE!

In Marriage there's no perfection and absolutely there's only one thing right - Mrs. Always Right!

In reality, for couples, excuse me i should say for husbands don't waste your time, no explanations needed, no nothing, right, that's right - you'll never be right.

If there's one thing that should never be forgotten, take it from an idiot: your wife will always be right!

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Greetings to all fathers out there!

IN FAILURE

And so for those who failed:

The wise does it once, the fool does it many times. More unlikely, the wise envies the fool!

Hail those who accept failure, boo for those who justified. Damn!

Idiots know not at once, failure is just but nothing; they don't even know it. Boom.

HUMAN ACT OR ACT OF THIS MAN?

AND THEY SAY: 

Action speaks louder than words! 

And so this man acts louder and louder and louder. Hence, he's seeing a bigger, bolder and perhaps tastier. What this man could say? Ampf!

What this man's eye can see beholds orgasmic hunger. Getting bolder down under!

Taking a closer look in no less than a couple of seconds is more likely a genuine high definition vision of its stimuli, termed as optical orgasm.

With the liberty of seeing the reality more than the photography, man the privilege is yours more than a bag of popcorn before a 3D movie. Salute to this man!

Man! Should you say a closer look or need something to pinch?

OF LOVE AND EXPRESSION!

IN EXPRESSION OF LOVE THERE'S ALWAYS A THING CALLED CREATIVITY!

Love is genuine when expressed wholeheartedly without conditions and fears, even to the point of being hilarious.

Sacrifice is a test of true love. Because of love one can sacrifice everything his/her possession and even indulgences. By word everything means it includes the aesthetics of one's hair.

For some, it takes a humor to get into love. Others would require humor as a criterion that make them fall for love, in other words the natural humor that a man possesses tickles them to love. Damn, idiots interpret it as: If you look funny, you're easy to be loved.

If you can't feel the other's love, try to make your eyes wide open - may be you will definitely see it. Disclaimer: It might not be seen in the one's gesture, but definitely in one's hair.

SLEEPING AND AESTHETICS

HOW TO GET A GOOD SLEEP?

For Dalai Lama, sleep is the best meditation. It comes with a good position.

Renowned Apple CEO, Steve Jobs said: For you to sleep well, the aesthetic, the quality, has to be carried all the way through. That's what you called Sleeping Beauty.

Mahatma Gandhi is quoted: Man should forget his anger before he lies or sits down to sleep. A guaranteed deep and peaceful rest.

Leonardo da Vinci once said, a well-spent day brings a happy sleep, so the beautiful eyes perfectly closed and mouth widely open.

Philosopher Albert Camus was quoted: Some people talk in their sleep. Lectures talk while other people sleep. Some people sleep in composure while they sleep.

For George Orwell, we sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm. Nothing's more than ready for any adversity to those people who sit while they sleep.

W. C. Fields defined sleep as the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. Especially when done creatively - a greater achievement possibly.

He added, the better cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. And do it anywhere.

According to John Steinbeck, it is a common experience that a problem at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. It only takes time, focus, determination and perseverance.

Actor Charlie Sheen claimed: But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. Whatever!

Doctor of the Church, St. Thomas Aquinas' wisdom: Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep in a stall, a bath and a glass of wine.

William Blake's idea: Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. But for this man, sleep all day, sleep all night.

GETTING SMART WITH SMART PHONES!

WHAT DO YOU GET WITH MOBILE PHONES?

Nowadays people use their high technology smart mobile phones to update their social network statuses, to check on their emails and bank accounts, getting updated with the weather and push notifications - an access to mobile connectivity to reality in their busy lives - trying hard dead ringer executives .

The use of smartphones is very rampant across all ages, a large number of people are newfangled with the latest and most expensive technologies arising, for some reason they're just getting smart looks, in one word damn. Yet for some less fortunate, they're loathsome and envious - they're killing themselves in spite.

All over the globe the use of smartphones becomes an addiction. According to some studies done in UK, about 37% of adults and 60% of teens admitted they're highly addicted to their smartphones. Such addiction is linked to insanity. People are laughing all by themselves.

Addiction is classified when signs of constant and habitual check to their mobile phones surfaced, when mobile phones are located upon individual's reach for glancing and browsing, and lastly when one can't leave home without their phones - a stupid behavior, loving their mobile phones over their spouses or partners; a top priority of their lives more than their jobs. 

WHY WORK?

WHAT MAKES ONE STUPID AT WORK?

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. That's what you you call work hard, the work itself is hard - stupid.

Three things that are extremely hard: steel, a diamond, and knowing one's self. The greatest of which is to know one's self - getting more than an idiot.

My philosophy of life is that if we make up our mind what we are going to make of our lives, then work hard toward that goal, we never lose - somehow we win out. They willed it out - moron's hard work.

The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand. This is winning the work and definitely about to lose their life - so soon.

How pity are those creatures who does not work, at whichever end of the social scales they may regard themselves as being. But you pity more these hard workers.

No one has gone on top with out hard work, that is the recipe for some successful people. But, having this kind of hard work, will always put you down.

ILLUMINATING THE IDEA OF HAZING!

WHAT'S WITH HAZING?

Displaying endearment to welcome new affiliates. It is affection! Like a new born baby in the family, warm and tender welcome cuddles the infant- to which the baby cries. In hazing, multiple warm and tough deathly whips of welcome call - a cry to death.

As a rite of acceptance. In hazing, standards of surfacing microcosm spots in the highlights through the omnipotence of the paddles in every crunchy hit - a sign of unity to which the old members say with sarcasm been there, done that, and a mark of solidarity, their f*cking advocacy - oneness of members. 

Attachment follows: a dark lilac display of insignia to their integrity, a temporary stain to one's limb. For one accruing much misfortunes in life, spawns the so called necrosis. The epic begins to a novice' life. 

Passing through the tradition. For a certain brotherhood, established customs of hazing can't be omitted. One should experience the same rough road their masters gone through - appropriation of the word even. 

Going through the extreme method of welcoming, a single participant carries a huge amount of strength and courage to face the biggest trial of his life, more than the second coming of the messiah on the judgment day.

REMEMBERING CONFUCIUS OR CONFUSED?

ANYWAY, WHAT DID CONFUCIUS SAY?

 "A superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his action." Do more than what you talk. Never preach if you're ain't good enough. In like manner, stubborns, idiots, bitches, crabs, whores, impostors and quacks deserve contempt. 

Jeer those freaks and the likes for their blemish' sake. Nasty and indecent conscience drive their filthy principles. For heaven's sake shower them your graces.

 "And remember no matter where you go, there you are." Extra powers to bi-locate is graced to mutants and super heroes. That is fiction. Hell no, you're not - then shut up.

Execrate post masters on their Facebook status like: Is flying to Singapore or Can't sleep to fly to the Lion City. Who gives a damn shit? Waiting for everybody to praise you? Better scourge yourself with your neighbor's chicken dung - more people would offer their tears and cries.

 "By three methods we learn wisdom: First, by reflection which is noblest; Second by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest." For crappy fellows, idiosyncrasy is their fame. They don't even want to learn. For dirty mothers more than a grump or a whine sucks. Learning is bag of nonsense, life for them is f*ck.

"Do not impose on others what you yourself do not desire." Not even a good master can be a faithful slave to his own self. Too much disdain is for a person who lorded over himself. Men in politics, social climbers who doesn't have the ability and die hard Shangri-la shoppers for the sake of prestige - give 'em a heck!

"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it." Not everyone possesses the sense of good sight, categorically. Darn those claiming love is blind. Likewise those bitches saying, I fear God. Hell is waiting.

 "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." I drink, I get drunk. I laugh, I'm scorned. I talked, Everybody laughs. - As proud idiot would attest - this is a testimony of stupidity. Praise y'all dork.

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"Confidence in the goodness of another is good proof of one's own goodness."

Michel de Montaigne 

SOMETHING SWEETER TO YOUR EARS

HOW MUSIC MAKES YOU CRAZY?

 "All lies and jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest." Humming lie-la-lie, your poor story will be often told. It will squander your existence for a pocket full of mumble not for promises, but curse for illnesses.

"Let the music heal your soul, let the music take control." With a simple song and a simple rhyme, someone will show his/her feelings. And if someone feels the same, you will hear them say, music will give you happiness or sadness. Taking the sadness part of it brings you to madness.

 "Boom boom pow... Yo, I got that hit that beat the block, you can get that bass overload, I got the that rock and roll, That future flow... Boom boom pow." You gotta get-get. Makes you a digital spit and definitely bring you to the next level shit. Yes! It makes you a shit! 

"You had your time, you had the power, you've yet to have your finest hour. Radio - radio. All we hear is radio ga ga, radio goo goo. Radio ga ga, Radio blah blah." Blame it to the radio, it makes you ga ga.

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"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain."

Bob Marley

A SOLDIER OF FORTUNE

HOW TO GET THE MEDAL OF VALOR?

Soldiers are men fit for all behavior of services, they suit best to provide support and bear the countless struggles and unending hazards of their battles called war. Nap is their best armor.

According to Ronald Reagan, some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have ever made a difference in the world. Be with him the glory for the great difference he made.

A soldier's blood makes the glory of the general. Yet, a general's curse is for a subordinate in a sweet and creative catnap.

For Winston Churchill: Never give in -- never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy. But, no one can ever give up in slumber.

John F. Kennedy was quoted: A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living. But living requires a good napping. He deserves it.

General Douglas Mac Arthur claims in war there is no substitute for victory. For some, in life nothing can replace rest, which is break, relax in other words - sleep.

For Thucydides: Be convinced that to be happy means to be free and that to be free means to be brave. Therefore do not take lightly the perils of war. To have extra time of sleep means more than being happy.

Being in the service of army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision. The reason soldiers can take their nap anywhere they want creatively - that is with no supervision.

Noting Aristotle: We make war that we may live in peace. We take a deep sleep that we may live in a more peaceful way.

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"I believe that man is the strongest soldier for daring to die unarmed."

Mahatma Gandhi

OF MIXES & MIXTURES

WHAT'S FUN BEING AN ALCOHOLIC?

According to an anonymous writer (The Big Book), for most normal folks, drinking means conviviality, companionship and colorful imagination. It means release from care, boredom and worry. It is joyous intimacy with friends and a feeling that life is good. Many thanks to maggi magic sarap.

Frank Sinatra as quoted in The Hangover Survival Guide: Feel sorry for those people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. They would never experience the mixture of a gin and the magic that magic sarap brings.

Noting George Washington, an aching head and trembling limbs, which are the inevitable effects of drinking, disincline the hands from work. He must be cursing the Nestle product for that.

For Willa Cather (The Troll Garden), Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar. David Blaine, the magician is a maggi magic sarap man.

 Euripides (The Cyclops) said, If a man rejoice not in his drinking, he is mad; for in drinking it's possible... to fondle breasts, and to caress well tended locks, and there is dancing withal, and oblivion of woe. For some fellows, walang amats sa kwatro kantos. 

 But, Some fruits of solitude writer, William Penn wrote: All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals secrets, is quarrelsome, lascivious, impudent, dangerous and mad. In fine, he that is drunk is not a man: because he is so loving void of Reason, that distinguishes a Man from a Beast. Take note, don't mix too much magic sarap, just enough for men to feel the magic.

THE FAD OF PLANKING

WHY PLANK IF YOU COULD HAVE THE BEST POSTURE WHILE TAKING PHOTOS?

1. Planking is said to have been invented in the 20th century. This is a kind of game wherein a participant lie face down, having both hands on the side of the body in an unusual manner and in a very unique location. Take this photo, more than the idea of uniqueness. It's already under the category of abnormality.

2. The player will be taken a photograph and will be shared in the internet. Take this photo, the participant is taking his own unique planking posture. In vernacular this is described as gago.

3. Planking competition requires the most unusual and original location to play. Lying face down the toilet bowl is pretty cool to say. For out of their minds, it's their play.

3. The game planking became a fad. But not to the point of planking facing the toilet bowl. Not even bastards and drunkards!

4. Planking is taken as a game of art and not as an expression of wild and and out of this world ideas. 

PROBLEM SOLVING?

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM IN SOLVING PROBLEM SOLVING?

1. A mathematical proof is an argument which convinces other people that something is true. This man carries mathematical uncertainties on this argument. Uncertain of his answer.

2. In principle we try to prove things beyond any doubt at all. But this claimed mathematician tries to negate the argument. Mali ang naisip kong sagot eh!

3. There is a certain vocabulary and grammar that underlies all mathematical proofs. For him it's a question mark. Ano ba ang sagot talaga?

4. No need to think twice. It can never be changed 1 + 1 will always remain 2 until the end of time. Damn! In his mind its like, mali talaga eh! Kelangan ko tanungin si ma'am, math teacher ko nung grade 1!

ASH TO ASH, DUST TO DUST

WHAT'S THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS DAY?

1. Ash Wednesday is the first day of lent that is 46 days before Easter. According to the canonical gospels of Matthew, Mark and Luke, Jesus spent forty days of fasting in the desert before the beginning of his public ministry during which he endured temptation by Satan. This encourages every faithful to resist temptation, let go of the flesh for a day, observe moderation on daily pleasures and of course submit to repentance and reflect on the good news of the gospel. This is a friendly reminder this only happens once a year, again just once a year. Take note.

2. In observation to the said ritual, faithfuls are reminded that they came from the dust to where they shall return through the sacramental imposition of ashes on their foreheads. This invites the faithful to an annual cleansing practice of penitential confession, of fasting and abstinence and as well as remittance of tithe (which seemed optional). Now, sinners and consistent crime practitioners and the like (politicians and those in authorities like men in congress, drug lords and pushers, serial killers, snatchers and hold uppers, gluttons and sloth and etc. - this doesn't exclude you and me) are given a chance to shine and defer their/your/our indulgences. How good and kind Someone from above is? 

3. Turn away from sin and believe in the gospel. Take time to reflect. Don't inject to those pleasures.

THE POWER OF THINKING!

HOW DO YOU DEFINE THINKING?

1. To have or formulate in mind. Mapping out a strategic plan to check the opponent. Mahirap ang next move.

2. To reason about or reflect on; ponder. Utilizing intelligence to ease the complexity of the game. Kelangan maganda ang counter- attack!

3. To decide by reasoning, reflection or pondering. Wise use of intense reasoning in formulating an action. 

4. To believe or suppose. The power of positivity over victory. Achieving the concept of winner in mind. Panalo ako!

5. To expect or hope. Positive execution of plan of action.

6. To intend. Intellectual and purposeful attack. One move ka lang talo ka. Nag-isip ka pa.

7. To call to mind or remember. Sharp and vivid recollection of the opponent's last action.

8. To visualize or imagine. Conceptually advocated. 

9. To devise or invent. Constructive and well organized. 

10. To concentrate one's thoughts. A very converge, focus and centric mind. Laban ng isip lang to!

INTERNET ADDICTION

IS IT A DISORDER?

1. The idea of internet addiction exists, for some researchers they defined it as an excessive and compulsive use of internet. But to the notion whether it is a disorder in a mental state is still in debate. Such argue is getting no sense at all. Who cares? A certain grandma in the above photo utilizes her time surfing the net than doing nothing else at all in her pre-departure state of life. 

2. For others such behavior is still in debate and currently unacceptable to the society, one researcher who supports this advocacy claimed that the use of internet induces dissociation, time distortion and instant gratification which impacts the users. In addition, he claimed that like sex, gaming, gambling and shopping online the use of internet produces a mood-altering effect. Take that from grandma in the photo, she's just trying to alter her mood.

3. Taking a wide look of its technology and modern use, internet as a means of getting information, faster communication and facile data transfer provides comfort to the users. No wonder a grandma catches her hang ups at her old age. Who dares to question it as addiction?

GETTING OFF WITH ONIONS!

HOW TO PREVENT EYE IRRITATION?

1. The scientific explanation: When onions are sliced cells are broken which allows enzymes to break down into certain acids producing gas that causes irritation to the eyes. Simplified yet complicated. Maybe because of the scientific jargon. Or because I don't really understand what I'm reading?

2. According to studies water could prevent the reaction of gas from sliced onions to reach the eyes. Therefore, they would suggest to cut onions under running water or being submerged in to a basin of water. Not too bad idea?

3. But, other findings eye irritation can be avoided by use of eye protection. The best solution so far is shown in the photo above - totally safe. Great thinking?

THE MEN AND THE FIGHTING SPIDER MEN

WHAT'S WITH SPIDER FIGHTING?

1. The sport of spider fighting exists in several areas of the world among those of course is the Philippines. Unlike in other Asian countries, in the Philippines the said sport is just common and nothing extra-ordinary. What makes its difference is when some Filipinos sported it with toy spiders hoping for the real fight to happen. Just some crazy little stuff.

2. Even at the dawn of computer games generation, this sport never faded away in the scenes of Filipino culture. The joy of playing spider fighting is priceless, especially when toy spiders are staged for the fight and nothing happens.

3. This sport entails a very critical procedure when catching and caring for the spider. It is going through a process of training like any other sport. But for some to lessen the complications they're staging toy spiders - more fun, less work.

MOTHER & CHILD LOOKS

WHY GIVE A DAMN LOOK?

1. No doubt! Who's my mother? 

2. WTF? What The Face? A mother's look equated to an offspring's look. A baby seeing her/his face in the mirror?

3. Not that kind of look! A mother trying to scare a baby's innocent face. Too early for Halloween yet. 

4. Just being natural. This is how I normally look at you. 

ALTERNATIVES!

HELP!

Need funds for loveless on heart's day.

WHAT TO DO FOR BEING A HEARTLESS?

1. Find ways to make your valentines a happy and memorable one.

2. Better get drunk than lonely and heartless or being jealous of those sweet coupling couples. Never allow bitterness defeats your emotions.

3. Convince other loveless for group dates. The more marks a merry company. Surpassing a day of loneliness means surviving a deathly challenge more than eating fresh ampalaya..

4. Never forget to sport a sweet smile on your face. Actions deceive others seemingly 100 percent.

5. Of course, the idea of gathering these funds must be on top (never mind if this is written at the bottom), sweet and loving couples understand and would love to give more, for them money is not precious for that particular moment. It's how many points they scored.

BREAST FEEDING?

SHOULD I STAY HUNGRY & FOOLISH?

1. A mother's neglect to feed her child gives initiative to an innocent mind satisfying his basic needs. The idea of breast feeding is nothing vague, milks are universal in nature they all came from breasts whether from a mother or animals therein.

2. Health is wealth. Fresh milk is always good for the health. Direct consumption of fresh milk from a cow is inexpensive indeed.

3. A healthy mind follows from a healthy stomach. Dare not get hungry. Satisfy yourself. Never be foolish.