HOW IT IS!

Questions? Answers!

1. Filipinos naturally give answers seemingly inappropriate to the right questions. That's true! It is called direct answers to one's follow up question/s to the first question.

Take this:

Q: Kumain ka na?

A: Hindi pa!

Q: Ganun ba?

A: Yup!

Q: Kain tayo?

A: Busog pa ako.

2. It's being practical. It is saving time, saving words. Brevity is the key!

3. Filipinos are fund of short cut. Why make the conversation long when one can make it short?

4. The best possible answer is not the right answer, but the shortest answer. A dramatic Filipino thinking.

NATURE'S HUMOR

FUNNY SAYOTE!

1. Sometimes humor comes naturally. Literally in/by nature.

2. But, there are those resorting to god as hilarious. Logically, nature comes from someone greater from the above where humor rises. Good thought though.

3. Now, who do conservative women blame? Bet, they won't held god responsible for it! Anyway, I believe, they would find this photo very creative instead. Never came a time in their lives they thought of something grin.

4. One thing good though, nature brings no bad nor offensive intentions. It came as it exists. Malice is very subjective.

oOo

Think objectively, malice is defined through subjectivity.

SOMETHING NEW & TECHNOLOGY?

THE THOUGHT OF MAKING DIFFERENCE!

1. It's not about what one thinks of, it's about what difference you make. Truelalu!- Gay status?

2. No greater glory innovations can bring. Be proud of what you make. Di nila kaya yan!

3. No matter how great or otherwise it would be, the most important thing is you made it to reality. Persistence! Kahit ano man yan, gawing mo lang.

4. You make yourself proud! Kahit sa sarili mo, hayaan mo na sila. Wala ka nang pakialam sa kanila. Right?

5. Success is not gauge by perfection but rather by satisfaction and happiness. So long you manage to put a smile on your face. That's your business, that's your success!

oOo

Keep on moving, keep on dreaming! Pursue innovation!

WORLD = iSAD

"DEATH"

STEVE PAUL JOBS   

October 06, 2011  

POOR CHILDREN, WORLD'S FUTURE

Everyday. 

1. This day marks a global mourn upon the death of the greatest visionary who changed the phase of technology in present times. With the dawn of iPod, iPhone, iPad and all the i'S that one can think of, the world cries at the loss of it's creator. Thus, iSad exists.

2. Everyday counts and everyday a number of poor, young and innocent children die because of hunger. But no one dares to mourn and cry. The right to eat and the right to live is what they fight for. Thus, iSad exists not because of these children who have died and are dying, but because of the threat of loosing iPod, iPhone, iPad and the likes. An iSad for the world.

A HANDICAPPED AIN'T HEAVY!

1. A hydrophobic military officer carried by someone else sporting the best of his smiles. The general's order to somebody who is not his direct subordinate: "Carry me, I ain't heavy. I am truly handicapped!" 

2. A general's message to the poor and innocent man: "You're so lucky, you've got the permit to carry me!"

3. After long years of training, tests and physical and psychological preparation in the Philippine military training - this is what you will get. The better word is PRIVILEGED!

4. With no hesitation, the privileged officer is carried for one reason: HANDICAPPED. Credits we owe to the good officer, despite his poor condition, he was able to perform the job in his own best way.

5. The very much respected officer carried himself his motto with valor: "Thou shall not get wet, if someone else can carry you!" (Well said with perfect smile.) Very inspiring isn't it?

6. According to rumors, this officer is eying the top position for Philippine Navy. - Position to be carried. Good luck to your endeavors!

THE PEDRING AFTER TASTE

Mining equipments burnt by communist guerrillas in Surigao del Norte.

1. After the devastating hit by typhoon Pedring in Northern areas of Luzon New People's Army (NPA) hit three mining firms in Surigao del Norte. So far this is the largest staged by the communist rebels in Aquino administration. For one reason, the government is spending too much time and attention to natural calamity victims.

2. The government has said it hopes to sign a peace deal with the communists by the middle of next year, few observers believe an agreement is possible. As always expected the most have its negative views - to the president and his administration.

3. Within the year peace talks broke down, it is amidst familiar demands by the government for the NPA to stop its extortion activities and calls by the communists to free jailed comrades. Soon to be expected is ANTI PEACE TALKS BILL.

4. According to Presidential spokesperson Edwin Lacierda, the government is very clear to remain committed to pursuing peace with the NPA - take note not with GMA.

THE LORD OF PEDRING's

Buendia Avenue, Makati City

Roxas Boulevard, Manila

Manila Bay

SEPTEMBER 27, 2011

1. Typhoon Pedring glanced the Philippine area of responsibility (PAR) early morning Tuesday with strong winds and heavy rains. In effect people lorded over the flooded streets in most affected areas of Metro Manila.

2. According to authorities Philippines experiences around 20 storms a year. In a very late warning to the public, typhoon Pedring is considered as one of the largest to hit the country carrying rain and wind path more than twice the average storm. This is what they call AFTERCAST!

3. Classes have been suspended in most levels. Authorities were alarmed by the suspected continuous protest of students against budget cut for education. They sought students planking amidst the howling typhoon Pedring.

4. Early morning of Tuesday, government and most business offices sent home their employees due to the heavy rains and howling winds. In particular, court employees went out their offices in their wet shirts to which they called - wet Tuesday protest.

HEADLINES!

MGA BALITA AT MGA NASA ULO! 

1. September 26, 2009 - A very tragic experience brought by Tropical Storm Ondoy to most Filipinos. On its Second Anniversary, another feared Tropical Storm is seen to glance the Philippine area of responsibility anytime soon within the week. That's how the nature works, it also knows how to commemorate events.

2. On Monday September 26, 2011 court employees went out of their offices in their black shirts for a brief protest to oppose Malacanang's move to cut the judiciary's budget for 2012 to which they called black Monday protest. Because of its color coded objection, Vice President Jejomar Binay was expected by many to head the protest. 

3. In his most recent state visit, President Aquino uplifted the spirits of Filipinos who have been victimized by natural calamities in Japan. It's called the Presidential Tsunami visit.

4. Classes have been suspended in Metro Manila and 2 nearby regions. Due to bad weather, an official declaration of class suspension was made late in the afternoon Monday. Students enrolled in home study programs explicitly objected - unfair!

5. President Aquino nets a satisfactory rating of "Very Good" which is +56 conducted by Social Weather Stations participated by a number of people. Thus, Social Weather Stations (SWS) remained unsatisfactory.

THE PNOY PICK UP LINES

PRESIDENT NOYNOY 'PNOY' AQUINO III

On Shalani Soledad:

1. PNOY: Why did you oppose my right?

SHALANI: What are talking about?

PNOY: Because you left me!

2. SHALANI: Have I been a heated frying pan to you?

PNOY: Why you say so?

SHALANI: Because I think I hurt you!

3. PNOY: Are you playing basketball now?

SHALANI: How come did you say that?

PNOY: You're so fast in rebounding!

4. SHALANI: I've heard you were paralyzed! How true was it?

PNOY: What?

SHALANI: Because you can't move on!

5. PNOY: I know everything's on top for us right now.

SHALANI: What do you mean?

PNOY: We're over!

6. PNOY: I just realized we are both A.

SHALANI: Do you mean - alright?

PNOY: Nope. We're not meant to BE!

On Shamcey Supsup:

7. PNOY: Never had I thought you're like a fried chicken 'til I met you.

SHAMCEY: Why did you say so?

PNOY: You're so yummy Shamcey!

8. PNOY: Even though you're an architect, you can still be my cardiologist.

SHAMCEY: How?

PNOY: I want you to take good care of my heart!

9. PNOY: I would rather want you to call me prince instead of Mr. President.

SHAMCEY: Why is it?

PNOY: So that I can call you my princess.

10. PNOY: Though it's our first time to see each other, i think you're a good dictionary.

SHAMCEY: What's the sense of that?

PNOY: Simply I found a meaning in you!

A PLANK TO REMEMBER

INSIDE THE NEWS TODAY

1. A great number of students from various State Universities and Colleges within Metro Manila marched along the former Mendiola Bridge (Don Chino Roces Bridge) to protest against the looming budget cut for education. Protesters are clamoring the government (Aquino) to prioritize education over his love life.

2. In contrast to their advocacy, students from different schools in Metro Manila: State Universities like Philippine Normal University, Rizal Tech University, University of the Philippines Manila and Diliman, Polytechnic University of the Philippines and other private schools and high schools took part in the protest. They walked out from their classes to join the protest. They preferred shouting and planking along the streets over their studies. Huh? Ayos! Araw-arawin nyo yan.

3. According to police report an estimated number of protesters went around 1,000. The protest was said to be peaceful. In all fairness students enjoyed their planking.

4. Living up to their ideals, student activists, faculty members and activist groups who joined the protest will not tolerate the government to provide inadequate education and health services to the people. Aquino fresh from his business trip in the US responded with the good news of foreign countries lining up with their willingness to do business in the country - a great way to save up Philippine economy. In other words DEDMA. What to expect? A series of planking protests so soon. Multiple cases of minors involved in crimes. More surprising scenarios in SM super malls. And of course poor visibility in Aquino's love life. In summary the president's headache.