THE LORD OF PEDRING's

Buendia Avenue, Makati City

Roxas Boulevard, Manila

Manila Bay

SEPTEMBER 27, 2011

1. Typhoon Pedring glanced the Philippine area of responsibility (PAR) early morning Tuesday with strong winds and heavy rains. In effect people lorded over the flooded streets in most affected areas of Metro Manila.

2. According to authorities Philippines experiences around 20 storms a year. In a very late warning to the public, typhoon Pedring is considered as one of the largest to hit the country carrying rain and wind path more than twice the average storm. This is what they call AFTERCAST!

3. Classes have been suspended in most levels. Authorities were alarmed by the suspected continuous protest of students against budget cut for education. They sought students planking amidst the howling typhoon Pedring.

4. Early morning of Tuesday, government and most business offices sent home their employees due to the heavy rains and howling winds. In particular, court employees went out their offices in their wet shirts to which they called - wet Tuesday protest.

HEADLINES!

MGA BALITA AT MGA NASA ULO! 

1. September 26, 2009 - A very tragic experience brought by Tropical Storm Ondoy to most Filipinos. On its Second Anniversary, another feared Tropical Storm is seen to glance the Philippine area of responsibility anytime soon within the week. That's how the nature works, it also knows how to commemorate events.

2. On Monday September 26, 2011 court employees went out of their offices in their black shirts for a brief protest to oppose Malacanang's move to cut the judiciary's budget for 2012 to which they called black Monday protest. Because of its color coded objection, Vice President Jejomar Binay was expected by many to head the protest. 

3. In his most recent state visit, President Aquino uplifted the spirits of Filipinos who have been victimized by natural calamities in Japan. It's called the Presidential Tsunami visit.

4. Classes have been suspended in Metro Manila and 2 nearby regions. Due to bad weather, an official declaration of class suspension was made late in the afternoon Monday. Students enrolled in home study programs explicitly objected - unfair!

5. President Aquino nets a satisfactory rating of "Very Good" which is +56 conducted by Social Weather Stations participated by a number of people. Thus, Social Weather Stations (SWS) remained unsatisfactory.

THE PNOY PICK UP LINES

PRESIDENT NOYNOY 'PNOY' AQUINO III

On Shalani Soledad:

1. PNOY: Why did you oppose my right?

SHALANI: What are talking about?

PNOY: Because you left me!

2. SHALANI: Have I been a heated frying pan to you?

PNOY: Why you say so?

SHALANI: Because I think I hurt you!

3. PNOY: Are you playing basketball now?

SHALANI: How come did you say that?

PNOY: You're so fast in rebounding!

4. SHALANI: I've heard you were paralyzed! How true was it?

PNOY: What?

SHALANI: Because you can't move on!

5. PNOY: I know everything's on top for us right now.

SHALANI: What do you mean?

PNOY: We're over!

6. PNOY: I just realized we are both A.

SHALANI: Do you mean - alright?

PNOY: Nope. We're not meant to BE!

On Shamcey Supsup:

7. PNOY: Never had I thought you're like a fried chicken 'til I met you.

SHAMCEY: Why did you say so?

PNOY: You're so yummy Shamcey!

8. PNOY: Even though you're an architect, you can still be my cardiologist.

SHAMCEY: How?

PNOY: I want you to take good care of my heart!

9. PNOY: I would rather want you to call me prince instead of Mr. President.

SHAMCEY: Why is it?

PNOY: So that I can call you my princess.

10. PNOY: Though it's our first time to see each other, i think you're a good dictionary.

SHAMCEY: What's the sense of that?

PNOY: Simply I found a meaning in you!

A PLANK TO REMEMBER

INSIDE THE NEWS TODAY

1. A great number of students from various State Universities and Colleges within Metro Manila marched along the former Mendiola Bridge (Don Chino Roces Bridge) to protest against the looming budget cut for education. Protesters are clamoring the government (Aquino) to prioritize education over his love life.

2. In contrast to their advocacy, students from different schools in Metro Manila: State Universities like Philippine Normal University, Rizal Tech University, University of the Philippines Manila and Diliman, Polytechnic University of the Philippines and other private schools and high schools took part in the protest. They walked out from their classes to join the protest. They preferred shouting and planking along the streets over their studies. Huh? Ayos! Araw-arawin nyo yan.

3. According to police report an estimated number of protesters went around 1,000. The protest was said to be peaceful. In all fairness students enjoyed their planking.

4. Living up to their ideals, student activists, faculty members and activist groups who joined the protest will not tolerate the government to provide inadequate education and health services to the people. Aquino fresh from his business trip in the US responded with the good news of foreign countries lining up with their willingness to do business in the country - a great way to save up Philippine economy. In other words DEDMA. What to expect? A series of planking protests so soon. Multiple cases of minors involved in crimes. More surprising scenarios in SM super malls. And of course poor visibility in Aquino's love life. In summary the president's headache.

PNOY WITH BARACK & ON GAY MARRIAGE!

THE AQUINO - OBAMA FACE OFF

1. US President Barack Obama congratulated President Aquino for the reforms he has set in motion in the Philippines. To mention the US chief congratulated the Filipino head for its achievements - having dated several women in less than one year. Bravo!

2. In New York during the launch of Open Governance Partnership (OGP), the two heads of the state had a chance to discuss the new partnership aiming to promote transparency and accountability in government service and most of all in claiming and ownership of the islands in West Philippine sea.

3. The Philippine President invited the US chief of staff to visit Manila, but the latter made no commitment. He still can't get over with the Manila bus hostage tragedy. He's still in doubt with the security.

4. During the OGP forum, Aquino presented the road map which is a formulated action plan to fight against corruption to be unveiled in January 2012. As expected its always intended for the former first couple. How about the likes of JP Enrile and the rest of the Trapo's?

5. An advocate of good governance that underscores anti-corruption agenda for countries, the OGP is a new multilateral initiative to promote transparency, empower citizens, fight corruption and harness new technologies to strengthen governance. This is for you GMA.

6. Aquino enumerated several programs that his government undertook to keep the citizens informed, among them a website where people can report public officials’ misuse of funds, a Palace portal and another one that details government allocations. And a portal for the President's love life updates.

On gay marriage:

7. Aquino is open to the idea of gay marriage in the country. No Asian country has legalize the said union yet. But, proposals have been made in Nepal and Taiwan. Philippines is on the verge of going on top Asia-wide on getting the first slot to legalize gay marriage. Baguio city is its capital.

8. Despite his openness to gay marriage idea, Aquino is in dilemma concerning child adoption by gay couples. This is the most of Aquino's moral perception, he is looking forward to prevent child molestation and abuse in the future.

SSS - THE SHAMCEY SUPSUP STARSTRUCK

Ms Universe 2011 3rd Runner up - Shamcey Supsup

1. Miss Universe third runner-up Shamcey Supsup went around Metro Manila on the second day upon her arrival in Manila. The motorcade, organized by the Makati City government, started from the Araneta Center in Cubao, Quezon City, and proceeded to the Quezon City Hall, the University of the Philippines campus, the Cainta municipal hall, the Makati High School and the Makati Fire Station, from where she headed back to the Araneta Center. Proud fellow Filipinos mobbed the streets wanting to see the tsunami walk of the beauty queen in her bikini. It was such a disappointment to most men.

2. Miss Universe 2011 third runner-up Shamcey Supsup blew kiss after kiss to the crowd during the float motorcade in response to the warm welcome of fellow kababayans along Ayala Avenue in Makati City. Among those who caught the kiss blown by the beauty queen were construction workers. Suwerte! Flying kiss lang naman!

3. Supsup arrived at her former school (Makati High School) on board a black Audi sedan. DOM’s in number are updating their resumes. They’re to bid for better sedan’s, SUV’s, AUV’s and even sports cars. And most of all, the catch is they’re willing to love Shamcey’s deity.

4. Makati City Mayor Jejomar Erwin Binay Jr. was also at the high school during the beauty queen’s visit. Like his father it's an early campaign for the next elections. Just taking advantage of the opportunities. Good job. Start with your own land.

5. Supsup’s batchmate and friend during high school, congratulated the beauty queen and wished her good luck in her future endeavors. Friends of the beauty queen are getting bigger in number. A manifestation of a Filipino trait. Let’s hope that her friends won’t abandon her in times of trial.

6. “Extremely happy,” were the words heard from Supsup after she stepped off the float from a motorcade along Ayala Avenue in Makati City and transferred to another car for another parade somewhere else in Metropolis. But deep inside the beauty queen was extremely tired for a day long activity. Aminin!

ORTIZ LOVES PRETTY BOY / MONEY?

THE PRETTY BOY / MONEY CONTROVERSY

1. In one round Floyd Mayweather Jr. got a head butt, a kiss and a hug from Victor Ortiz. It proved Floyd's pretty boy factor - a perfect attraction from Ortiz. Everyone's in doubt with Ortiz. Way to go Ortiz.

2. Ortiz in his frustration appeared to head butt Mayweather intentionally, right after the referee intervened to break the fight Ortiz went to Mayweather and gave him a kiss on the cheek. So sweet, so cheesy! Greenwhich cheesy idea? Now, I'm wondering did they eat pizza (Greenwich) before the fight?

3. Mayweather remains unbeaten by his power 1-2 combination that put Ortiz on his rear. But of course people won't forget his money. By his money, he's making money and controversy.

4. “We touched gloves and we were back to fighting and then I threw the left and right hand after the break,” Mayweather said. “In the ring you have to protect yourself at all times.” He could have added that opponents are always taking advantage in all possible opportunities in other words traitors in nature.

5. Mayweather said: “He did something dirty when it was his corner who said I was dirty.” Ortiz could be charged of either molestation for kissing Floyd on the cheek or personal assault for head butting the baby face in the jaw. But, the gravity of molestation is heavier than the latter.

6. The referee, Joe Cortez said: “Time was in, the fighter needed to keep his guard up. Mayweather did nothing illegal.” There are vouchers that could support the transaction between him and Mayweather's camp with the knowledge of Ortiz's corner.

7. During the post fight interview inside the ring Mayweather engaged in a verbal confrontation with HBO announcer Larry Merchant, calling him a name at one point and drawing a pointed response from the veteran broadcaster, who said he would thrash the boxer if he “was 50 years younger.” For Mr. Merchant, this could have been the fight not just for the decade nor for the century, but for the entire history of humanity. The battle which the people have been waiting for so long more than the Mayweather - Pacquiao fight.

THE UNIVERSE & THE MISS!

MS ANGOLA - LEILA LOPES

Miss Universe 2011

September 12, 2011

Sao Paulo, Brazil 

1. The special 60th Anniversary celebration of the Miss Universe Organization was held in Sao Paulo, Brazil on September 12, 2011. It is in preparation for the next venue of World Cup in 2014, where they are expecting these gorgeous ladies to be playing in the said event marking a special event in the history of football. They are to be seen in their gorgeous football gowns and bikinis. Watch out! Who can't wait for 2014?

2. Miss Angola - Leila Lopes paved her way to the top with tears for the unexpected crown. Credits to her interpreter for the job well done! Perfect Answer. 

3. Miss Universe Leila Lopes of Angola prevailed to be the most beautiful woman in the universe. Lopes didn't expect to bag the crown, so the entire people of Angola and the universe. It was a great surprise.

4. Miss Universe is a highly popularized beauty pageant held every year around the world participated by the most beautiful women in the world. It is the most-viewed pageant in the media with over a billion viewers around the world waiting to see the candidate's lapses. Sorry for the disappointments, no lapses this time. Just hope for one in 2012.

5. Asked in the final round by a Filipino judge, Broadway star Lea Salonga, What physical trait about herself she would change if given the opportunity, Lopes replied: “Nothing, I am satisfied with what God gave me,” and added that it was important to have “inner beauty.” What an excellent answer by her interpreter. Great job Mr. Universe! Keep it up!

6. The crowned Miss Universe said that she never had cosmetic surgery of any kind. The beauty queen's tips to remain beautiful were to get a lot of sleep, use sunblock even when it's not sunny and to drink lots of water. She claimed that her smile was the best of her weapon in the competition. She's open for any sunblock product endorsements though. I bet she's waving the talent fee.

SO LONG - LOLONG

CROCODILE LOLONG

BUNAWAN, AGUSAN DEL SUR

1. The crocodile is said to be the largest living of its kind in the world and is named “Lolong” in honor of the person who captured it. In contrast to hearsay that it was mispelled instead of the name "So Long".

2. According to reports, the crocodile will be transferred into an eco-tourism park but animal rights activists like PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) are urging the government to release the crocodile into the wilderness. An advocacy to protect animal lives more than the lives of human beings.

3. A saltwater crocodile that could be the world's largest in captivity has not eaten for six days since being captured in a creek in the southern Philippines. Stress caused the reptile to lose the appetite which is generally the same feeling when hospitalized, PGMA and FG could absolutely attest.

4. The crocodile was caught after a three-week hunt, easing some fears among the locals having known that the biggest crocodile can be found in Pampanga.

5. Local officials of Agusan del Sur are planning to build an ecopark around giant crocodile "Lolong." To boost for a bigger tourism in the province, they will soon build a human eco-tourism for the couple GMA and FG upon their captivity.

6. Those who live in areas near the Agusan marsh said that giant crocodiles such as Lolong have affected their way of life since PGMA reigned the office.

TRIVIA IN MANILA!

JUAN MANUEL 'EL DINAMITA' MARQUEZ
September 1, 2011

1. As an antidote to jet lag, Juan Manuel Marquez stretches and jogs along the streets of Luneta in Manila, his new home. He is the new "Manila's adopted son" by Manila Mayor Alfredo Lim in contrast to former Manila Mayor Atienza's Manila's adopted son Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao.

2. According to Marquez his fighting style will be the same. Logicians would conclude that the result of the fight will be the same.

3. As part of  Marquez' rigid preparation for the big bout in his entire career, he enlisted the services of nutritionist and conditioning expert. He is getting sick of drinking his own urine for years.

4. Bob Arum, Top Rank promoter who accompanied el dinamita Marquez expressed the significance of this upcoming fight saying "Juan Manuel Marquez has given Manny chanllenges on two occassions, the fights were very, very close that's why this fight is so important." This is the last foreseen bigger income generation for Top Rank.

5. Legendary trainer Ignacio "Nacho" Beristain together with the Team Marquez flocked to Manila City Hall wanting to become adopted son by Manila local government. Unfortunately Manila can only afford to adopt Marquez as its new son.

6. Marquez still claims he was cheated during his previous fights with Pacman. He still claims he should have been the victor over two bouts. An explicit manifestation of asar talo.