IN ITS GENUINENESS!

Former PAGCOR Chairman Efraim Genuino

Genuine malversation raps will be filed against the former Philippine Amusement & Gaming Corporation chairman. It is about the 300 metric ton of rice donated by a Japanese firm to the Philippine government in 2008. Genuino engaged in rice business. Co-owner former President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo.

Funding the Olympic size pool of Trace College in Laguna. He owned the institution, why fund other institution? Learn to love oneself and grow you own business and suddenly become 90% more richer.

Involved in a coffee-controversial in a PAGCOR Institution. Trying to monopolize and for luck of better word OWN the government property. 200% certified Gloria crony. The best way to say it, is Gloria knows how to pick her friends - best of friends for that matter.

oOo

The best influence of an individual is someone whom he/she is dealing with.

A SEASON TO OVERJOY!

The dawn of heavy rains and floods! A season long awaited to overjoy, where children play and learn - they learn the basics of freestyle, backstroke and butterfly. Potential Philippine team swimmers.

These are the flooded streets. A place better called - home, where they could freely express their feelings and  sporting the best of their smiles not minding swallowing a half-glass of flood water. Perfect!

This is what makes floods positive. Beautiful smiles of children all around the community.

Do their parents reprimand them from doing so?

It's about time to let their children enjoy and learn. They have been to that situation before. All they do is just sit and reminisce their past while watching the poor little ones' great encounter.

Don't they get sick?

They got too much exposure! No vitamins or supplementals needed. Being malnourished is something what they have in common. It doesn't matter!

What do PUBLIC OFFICIALS say on this?

On going projects for the betterment of the community and its environment to provide the locale's sterling living. Local government units spearheads providing the needs of the people for selected and close families only. Housing projects, food programs, constructions and road widening projects to give the people a better way. 

Damn!

oOo

Smile speaks. Even at the saddest moment, when one shows a smile, it gives a feeling of light!

SWAMPS & NO CLASSES.

PERFECT COMBINATION!

Good job PAG-ASA. Good job CHED.

Swamping caused by heavy rains within Metro Manila ends on declaring class suspension. 

The good side of it:

Students enjoy the idea of classes being suspended.

Such idea gives them a second option of malling, playing computer games, watching movies and etceteras of a student's day out besides studying (hhmmm do they?).

Another savings from their allowances for certain extra-curricular activities outside of school (you know what does this mean).

A two thumbs-up for every students.

On the other hand, what makes it negative:

Declaration of class suspension is done when students are already in school. Not to mention, it's always the case. That's how our government works.

More or less, around 50% of the students are being alarmed by such declaration (Not an exact statistics). Sad to say unlucky are those poor students. Papasok, susulong sa baha at pagdating sa school, suspended ang classes. Uuwi susulong ulit sa baha. Sakit ang nakukuha. 

What does SONA say about this? - Sugpuin ang kasakiman ng nakaraang administrasyon!

oOo

The bad side of being idealistic is too much engrossed with perfection, leaving small things behind.

DEAD OR DOUBLE-DEAD?

LAW ONE ON ONE

You're no way out!

Thou shall not trespass! 

At all cost it's an invasion to someone's privacy. It's practically an insult and legally a crime.

And now, they're implementing the law on their hands.

There are only two choices upon committing such a crime:

A. Violating may cause early life termination and endorsement to your creator.

B. Surviving the first choice in effect may delay, but still will lead you to integration with someone greater either from the above or below.

oOo

Going beyond the limits pays no respect and plain insults.

THE GLORIA MACAPAGAL-ARROYO PHENOMENON

GMA

IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU...

Because of her, poor filipinos are getting worse in number. - PNOY got the presidency!

Because of her, many undistinguished individuals were brought into the limelight. Margie Juico and Rpsario Uriarte became instant celebrity moms. Bishop Pueblo bring out his popularity - now a candidate for the Philippine next top cardinal.

Because of her, controversial personalities in the land are getting grim. Zaldy Ampatuan acquired heart ailments and certain complications because of state witness rejection. Jokjok Bolante suffered poor health and was contained in the hospital because of severe conscienceless syndrome. Celso delos Angelos lost his legacy and even his family and life legacy. And even her comrade in business and politics gave out his life + may he rest in peace.

Because of her, FPJ died and lost his presidency and Loren didn't gain the vice presidential seat, did she? Willie Revillame lost his job with wowowee(the defunct show) - how was it related? Prospero Pichay got his prize - tax evasion! Lintang Bedol showed up, he's getting no more money. Merciditas Guttierez resigned as ombudsman, because she got no more gloria.

Because of her, good animals gone bad! Crocodiles and alligators are getting bigger and bigger. Typhoons and floods are frequently coming in. Philippines is getting worst. Disasters, killings, abductions and all atrocities are becoming more rampant! - It's all her business. 

She is definitely the main reason why Philippines remained a third-world country.

And finally, because of her PNOY's SONA is leading to State Of No Accomplishment.

oOo

Leadership always drive on the positive end, adversing difficulties and struggling to what is even.

MAKE IT A BETTER PLACE

THE BETTER PLACES IN THE PHILIPPINES

Philippine Heart Center

On top of the news a better place:

Zaldy Ampatuan was confined at the Philippine heart center due to some heart ailments and tests to his diabetes. A sure way of getting hospital arrest, where some considers inhuman attitude to the murder suspect. Like playing chess, it's just a mind game.

While Zaldy's camp fights the criticism of the accusers together with the majority of the public, he is enjoying the benefits of experiencing the better place for detention - a memorable comfort experience for one to be detained! Thanks to Jokjok Bolante's ways and thinking. Zaldy finds a good heart at the Philippine Heart Center.

On the other hand, Mangudadatu's camp - Ampatuan's victim, calls the attention of the judge-in-charge of the massacre case not to tolerate Ampatuan's amenities. He(Zaldy) should have been arraigned at first before being allowed  to stay in the hospital. Let him suffer what sufferings they have caused to the public. Let him suffer, he should be enjoying life no more. Words that could have been said by Mangudadatu. 

Just as what Zaldy could have in mind: just finding a better place, where a heart could find peace.

***

West Philippine Sea

On the other side of the better place news:

Five lawmakers visit Spatlys Island, west of the Philippine sea. This visit was set in aide of legislation on stabilizing friendship bonds with foreign countries and additional funding on building ties with China concerning Spratlys from PCSO through Small Town Lottery (STL) projects.

In addition, the delegate's visit was to promote a peaceful advocacy in providing solution to territorial dispute. Such action was done through raising a new Philippine flag on top of a government building while singing our very own national anthem, before the island hopping started. The beaches surrounding the island were amazing - a better place than Boracay, Palawan's and even Bohol's pride.

It was very fruitful, the representatives were well represented. They enjoyed their vacation. They would love to come back to that promising place. No wonder China never stops claiming that better place.

oOo

No one would dare to call it a dwelling place if no better place experienced by heart.

THE LINTANG BEDOL SHOW...

HELLO, HOW ARE YOU ALL?

LINTANG BEDOL

Former Maguindanao Election Supervisor

How was the show? 

A bullet-proof vested and an aviator sunglass-geared show! After 4 of years of making (hiding) only few words were heard from the script: 'Hello Garci?, How are you all?' It was quite (QUIET) a while, but it comes out as a sweet surrender to the public. But a bitter-sweatful surprise to former President GMA fresh from Europe escapade. - Another threat, another stress and another headache.

A saving mission.

For some critics, Bedol's surface is a messianic act to PNOY's administration against PGMA's. Saving the poor filipino victims from Arroyo's mischiefs during her reign. And this show up is Bedol's advocacy towards converting Maguindanao's Islam religion to Christianity. A doubtful call considering Bedol's poor credibility in the eyes of the public.

Another public wondering!

Just in time for Zaldy Ampatuan's personal expression of desire to blow a whistle even up to the extent of compromising consanguinity and friendship, contender for the best actor award. Lintang Bedol creates a tension, upon resurfacing seeking for the best supporting actor award, leaving the minds of the public wondering.

oOo

Dwelling in a hiding place makes one so weary, at a distance one discovers the unbecoming and futility of life.

-Realizations from a hiding place-

GECKOS TRADING FEVER!

ANOTHER HIT IN THE COUNTRY

Because of it's greater medicinal possibility of curing cancer, asthma, tuberculosis and even Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome (AIDS) geckos (locally known as tuko) are in-demand not in the market but in private negotiations involving thousands of pesos apiece. And at some point reports would claim, that geckos could even cost to Millions depending on it's weight.

Geckos hunting and trading has become a fad in the country. It buries the wanting of the masang Filipinos to acquire the latest gadgets, hearing the latest news on the senate investigation concerning the anomalies involving the Philippine Charity Sweepstakes Office (PCSO) and even losing their interests to the upcoming State of the Nation Address (SONA) - for the sole purpose of searching and selling geckos.

The Big News:

This geckos fever caused the former first couple of the Philippines to get back from their European tour and engage themselves in the fast growing trading and small scale industry. - So long there is money, there'll always be glory (Gloria).

oOo

By virtue of trade and commerce, one's purpose is to prosper what benefits everybody else but welfares entrepreneurs the most.

-10% selfless and 90% selfish Entrepreneurship-

UNLAWFUL & UNCONSTITUTIONAL

IT'S A CRIME!

Philippines: RA8485 Section 6 says:

'It shall be unlawful for any person to torture any animal, or to neglect to provide adequate care, sustenance or shelter, or maltreat any animal... so on and so forth' 

Like human beings, animals do have right! A right to be respected - They need to be cared, be sheltered and treated fairly. It is unlawful for men to cause malignant diseases to animals. 

Cockroaches don't smoke, they don't need smoke - basically, they hate  smoking. It's not of their priority. They scavenge by nature. They should cause diseases to men - as part of their role to human beings. As humans, don't be a cause to their(cockroaches) sickness.

Beware, it's a crime. It's both unlawful and unconstitutional!

oOo

Madami nang nagkakasakit sa'min, buti na lang promulgated na ang smoking ban in public areas, mababawasan na ang mga naninigarilyo at ang pagtatapon ng mga cigarette ends kahit saan, maraming salamat!

-Ipis-

WHERE IN THIS WORLD?

ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES

Philippines is one of the world's largest exporter of banana. Banana exporting industry has become a grown big business in the land and continuously producing high quality bananas internationally.

 Now Philippines at its very best innovation  is marketing:

SAGING BANANA FLAVOR - a very natural product at a very low and affordable cost - Php 30 per kilo.

The soonest banana products to be marketed:

1. Saging Santol flavor - something sweetened most probably at low cost.

2. Saging Apple flavor - and what's the taste? something for us to find out.

3. Saging Grapes flavor - and how about this? it's getting more interesting.

Well everybody would look forward for the durian, pili and marang flavors for it.

oOo

Hindi na rin sila magsasawa sa 'kin, madaminig flavors na.

-Banana q-

WHERE THE KNOWLEDGE STARTS!

'KUNG MAY GUSTONG MALAMAN, DAANIN SA INUMAN'

An ancient filipino elderly adage states:

Drink if you want to know something.

Knowledge is gained at school, where learning starts.

In the Philippines, only in Antipolo City where you will find the very first origin of learning.

INUMAN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

oOo

The basic mathematics taught:

1 bottle of gin + a pitcher of pomelo juice = ginpo

-Gade 1 student of inuman elem. school-

JUST BEWARE!

"BEWARE OF DOGS! DOGS, BEWARE ALSO!"

A literal translation of  the caution in vernacular.

This is a call. a call for all.

For men to be prepared from wild mongrels(askals),

and for dogs from brute men.

Just wait and see the match.

What to expect:

Dogs are more offensive than men,

while men are more defensive than dogs.

Who will win: offense with less defense or otherwise?

oOo

Hindi ako takot sa mga tulad mo, kakahol at kakahol ako.

-Morlock (ang aso ni Buloy) by Parokya Ni Edgar-

CAN'T WAIT

by: Hurry Potter

Every minute counts, only time is gold. No reason for one to waste time. It's about time to make a change, but not to relax and taking anything easy.

No one can stand forever, a seat is always a help to take a rest.

Heads up:

This photo in its actuality is an advocacy towards utilizing time productively and not for safety in public transportation. 

oOo

We make it quick the fastest that we can!

-Mr. Quickie-

A LUXURIOUS APOLOGY OF A CHAIRWOMAN

MARGARITA 'MARGIE' JUICO

The controversial Philippine Charity Sweepstakes Office chairman

The only person who felt sorry for herself for accusing the controversially involved bishops having been gifted with LUXURIOUS VEHICLES - mitsubishi pajero in particular using PCSO's fund during the senate blue ribbon committee investigation attended by the prelates. Whereas she was just accused of charging her SANITARY NAPKINS over PCSO's charity budget, by Manoling Morato - the former chairman. what a shame it is, she wanted a large scale misappropriations. - A luxurious experience.

During an interview with the press, Juico personally mentioned the controversy the alleged bishops are involved with - PAJERO/LUXURIOUS VEHICLES funded by the PCSO. In her statement during the session: 'I don't recall saying pajeros. It was, I think, An information that was given to us by one of the managers in the PCSO when they said utility vehicles were given to bishops.' - A short-term memory loss syndrome called - Juico syndrome and blaming it to an anonymous individual. And in the end, apologizing for whatever it may  have caused. - A luxurious apology.

The good side about it is: Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago is calling for an investigation concerning the irresponsible acts of insinuations and assumptions putting the bishops in the bad light. - such investigation will definitely fall to the chairman herself.

oOo

A song dedicated to margie juico:

O yeah, it's too late to apologize, it too late...

-One Republic-

NO BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER

A CONSCIENTIOUS HEART 

ZALDY AMPATUAN

Pleading to become a state witness against the maguindanao massacre involving his family members as primary suspects on the crime including himself. - not only a traitor to his brother and father but also to himself.

Willing to turn back on his family for freedom - freedom from his conscience, what a very conscientious heart it is?

In a press release statement according to his lawyer, Zaldy wants to cooperate with the government so that the public will know the truth that he is definitely guilty of the crime. - According to his conscience.

Besides, he is willing to take the risk of laying out all the anomalies perpetrated by the previous administration. Another act of traitor-ship. A real ampatuan blood.

oOo

Walang hiya ka! inunahan mo ako sa plano ko. badtrip ka, kapatid pa naman kita.

-Andal Ampatuan Jr-

7 LAST WORDS OF LUCKY PRELATES

THE CATHOLIC BISHOPS CONFERENCE OF THE PHILIPPINES

July 9, 2011

CBCP convened to it's plenary meeting discussing the controversy involving 7 of it's lucky members.

and those members will appear in the senate blue ribbon committee this week.

FINAL WORDS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN SAID BEFORE THE SESSION ENDED:

...before we end this session, do you(lucky 7) have any words to say? they're really grilling you to death concerning that, are you ready for it?

1. "Bishop, forgive them, the senate do not know what they're doing(grilling)."

and the most controversial SUV montero-gifted said:

2. "Bishops(referring to the other 6 involved), next week you will be with me in the senate hearing. it's not paradise"

an elderly curious bishop, asked the most controversial: how did you ask for it?  and he answered:

3. "Ms. President, behold! i'm your friend, i want something for my birthday! - that was my initial intent to the former president" 

strong and righteous bishops said: still it's not right to ask any financial assistance for that matter, you are still wrong. and one lucky member intervened and said:

4. "Our brethren, why have you forsaken us? - We're still your brothers"

clarifications by the most controversial:

5."I thirst! I was thirsting for a gift! It's been a long time i haven't received any - Don't i deserve one? Anyway, it was my birthday, I just want a very simple gift."

and one lucky member added:

6. "It is finished! We received the money, we acquired the vehicle! how can we explain it?"

The Presiding Bishop: We're ending the session. 

And the whole congregation chorused:

7. "Into your hands, Lord, we commend our spirit"

oOo

Friends, malakas pa din yung kampo natin, may kapit pa rin tayo! malabo tayo makulong. umpisa lang yang senado e. makakalimutan din tayo ng mga yan!

-Rosario Uriarte-

THE USE OF: INTELLIGENCE & FUNDS

ON PCSO INTELLIGENCE FUNDS CONTROVERSY

The best of friends and intelligence:

former Philippine President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo & co- PCSO intelligence officer Gen. Manager Rosario Uriarte

Thursday - July 07, 2011

Another big grilling day!

PCSO intelligence officer General problem Manager Rosario Uriarte was grilled during the senate blue ribbon committee hearing concerning the release of unexpected multi-million pcso funds on intelligence. If it was for charity, they (Gloria & Rosario) could have been safe - as long as not any forms of pajero-assistance programs for selected heads of the clergy. 

As a matter of fact:

The charcoal's heat was not enough to grill the big fish(rosario)! Senate blue ribbon committee needs more days to grill that fish!

(hindi na 'to isda, baka ata ito!)

oOo

Because we're close friends since then, i approved it, besides we're the minds behind this intelligence. we both have fair-shares!

-Ok! GMA-

LOGGING LANDSLIDE - LOGGING BAHA

TRAGEDY IN MALAYBALAY BUKIDNON

Report says:

The recent flooding and landslide that hit Malaybalay Bukidnon was not caused by any illegal acts of logging, instead caused in part by stalled road project:

'symmetry to logging'

Don't they cut trees when widening and expanding roads in the middle of forests?

It was a government road expansion project which began in 2008:

'Therefore nothing is illegal'

So might as well call it legal logging!

oOo

Secure legal documents when logging, just don't forget to give them the primary requirement - MONEY!

-Bukidnon Forests Incorporated-

(A joint-project friendship of New Zealand and Philippines)

ASK & YOU SHALL RECEIVE!

THEY WANTED TO BE CLOSER TO GOD

In the service to poor filipino's suffering hunger both physically and spiritually:

A 4 x 4 SUV is indeed needed to bring them closer to God.

SPIRITUAL UTILITY VEHICLE

A means towards reaching far-flung communities bringing His (or Her?) presence to their lives (for re-election? two-term presidency is not allowed.)

oOo

Just ask someone from the above, her excellency provides, we're friends!

-An SUV montero-gifted clergy man-

UNDYING LEGACY!

COME TO WHERE THE FLAVOR IS...

Just recently the Philippine government laid down its advocacy to stop smoking cigarettes as it fatally caused a number of people with lung cancer, according to statistics - at least one person per day dies of lung cancer because of cigarette smoking.

Just another fact:

The first owner of marlboro company died of lung cancer.

The best last words he could have been said before he died:

'Continue our legacy'

oOo

I'd rather die with nobility in continuing their legacy than with poverty and hunger.

-Philip, a champion cigarette smoker, a padjak driver and a social climber-

HOW CHARITY WORKS?

A Philippine government agency that provides help to those who are in-need(literally).

A highly praised institution servicing poor filipinos with their medical and health needs through special programs - providing financial assistance, medical and dental missions and all means of charity work all across the country.

In the latest news: This agency is involved with certain anomalies during the previous administration including special funding for special projects:

And this is what it makes PCSO's special programs 'SPECIAL'

episcopal-service assistance to selected heads of the clergy depending on its political connivance and affiliations.

oOo

Paglaki ko, pangarap ko maging obispo ako - gusto kong magka-pajero!

-Batang maralita-

HOW HAPPY ARE THEY?

July 4th (USA) = July 5th (Philippines)

in real time.

In the united states of america:

A long weekend and a great celebration of independence day with a blast of fireworks and bbq's all along the beach sides in most coastal areas.

Whereas in the Philippines:

Paid for a holiday off and another long weekend of partying and slumbering to most call center employees. 

oOo

...thank you for calling, have a wonderful weekend and happy 4th of july. good bye!

It's just another day of relief from a very stressful work. 

-Call center agent-

SARAH 'DAUGHTER T'

 SARAH 'INDAY' DUTERTE-CARPIO

Davao City mayor

The daughter terminator of the well known 'The punisher' of Davao City labeled equivalently as 'THE TERMINATOR'.

THE THEN...

RODRIGO 'DIGONG' DUTERTE

Sarah's father 

Reigned for a very long time as Davao city's mayor and terminator.

...AND NOW.

SARAH 'INDAY' DUTERTE

 A newly crowned mayor and the newly born terminator.

oOo

Whatever the father is, the offspring will ever be.

-A sheriff's philosophy-