FILIPINO INGENUITY

Just another trivia:

The name jeep came from the abbreviation  GP used by the armies as GENERAL PURPOSE vehicle.

but through the filipino's wit and intelligence, GP was modified by entrepreneurs as 

GINAWANG PAMPASAHERO.

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That's how they(Filipinos) think! That's how progressive they are!

-Juan tamad-

WISE INNOVATION?

GUESS WHAT?

A DOOR'S SCREEN - SQUARE WHOLE 

Compromising door mosquito screen  protector just to make out SINK SCREEN STRAINER.

What ...

...a great imagination. a unique thinking. a dumb perfection.

Damn! Shit!

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It's not being wise, it's how a wise man thinks.

-Dumb and disturbed mind-

WHERE BRAVO'S & SALUTE'S ARE NOT HEARD

Not all forms of standing ovations are expression of applause and honor to some extra-ordinary performances of particular high acclaim. sometimes it happens otherwise - extremely explicit grudge.

TOUGH THREE STANDING OVATIONS IN THE PHILIPPINES

Number three: Rush for the bus

An everlasting run for life to get home by the bus.

Number two: MRT/LRT strife

A struggle from anonymous awful scent/s and a blood-like sweat.

Number one: Against the odds of nature

Chronicles of juan's journey of life called:

 'The odds of an odd life, when will it become better?'

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Where one learns to stand, one learns to fight no matter how countless the blood drops

-Panabong na manok ni Juan-

HOPE!

PAG-ASA

Philippine Atmospheric Geophysical & Astronomical Services Administration

Ideally:

This agency provides accurate forecasts and high-quality data for weather information in real time.

In-reality:

 The number 1 source of disappointments to all filipinos resulting to lose their hope when rains and heavy floods came.

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 Instead keep going and moving forward & always beware of leptospirosis

-A friendly message from PAG-ASA-

WHAT MAKES ONE SO SWEET?

One common reason for love to fail: 

If not for unfaithfulness, ABSENCE OF SWEETNESS!

With the fast phasing progression of one's thinking or the other way around, the answer was created - it only takes Php 35:

ONE SWEET SHIRT

oOo

It's more than experiencing the - haplos ng pagmamahal

-Vicks vapor rub-

CHINA AT ITS BEST... PHILIPPINES ON THE GO

Global fun fact:

China is the source of 70% of the world's pirated good.

And I say:

80% of which is distributed in Quiapo and Greenhills - Philippines.

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Angat pilipinas! Angat pilipino! Together let us fight their advocacy to stop piracy, instead continue our legacy!
-Mga Intsik sa Quiapo-

ANCIENT CONTRACEPTIVE

One fun fact says:

"In 2000 BC. crocodile dung was first known contraceptives used by the Egyptians"

Relevance:

A great attack towards eradicating population growth and an insightful idea in lieu of RH bill in the Philippines.

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How was it used? As a pill or as a condom?

-Inquirer (literal)-

MUSSELS & WOMEN'S

SIMILARITIES OF A PRICELESS MUSSELS TO WOMEN'S...

1. Very addictive - an everlasting fun-filled acquaintance.

2. Another satisfying moment - a wow experience of unstoppable pop.

3. Genuinely expensive - at certain high cost worth life ending.

4. Inexplicably delicious - a very frantic satisfaction.

5. Not any ordinary thing - a unique adventure to first timers.

6. Amazing lifetime experience - your gateway to the real world.

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Always stay in shape. It's good for the heart. Just don't forget us!

-Trust quality c*nd*ms-

WHAT'S WITH YOUR NAME?

Commonly heard names at the same time phrases:

Farah Usan - just for sexual fantasies

Gina Gamit -  a utilitarian buddy

Tina Taboy - over used or merely exploited

Vina Bastos - you don't deserve respect

Dino Duraan - that's what you deserved

Dino Dukot - snatcher? o manyak?

Dina Virgin - sexually exploited! or very adventurous! - malandi lang talaga!

Penny Perahan - friends? that's what they got

Tino Tuklaw - are you a snake?

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'Calling your name again, thinking of all that we two had before...'
-Richard Carpenter-

HOW DO YOU DEFINE WIFE?

The post-modern definition of the word WIFE:

It entails both slavery and revolutionary thought.

...when WASHING and IRONING, they became slaves.

A turn around revolution when F*CKING and doing extra-curricular activities with somebody else called ETC...

Some women are getting adventurous too, men should always be extra-careful.

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Keep it up! Always be safe and never get pregnant again.
-Bitter husbands- 

THE BUILDERS' GUILD

THE VALUE OF TEAMWORK

This is an illustration of the the basic structure of team-building - it is only developed at school.

Where any ordinary student is exposed to apparently team building strategies.

This is an innate knowledge to human nature as students.

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Where we call it teamwork, our teachers call it cheating.

-A team-player student-

TRYING TO FORGET... HUNGER

A RAMPANT INHALANT ADDICTION!

THEY ARE THE RUGBY BOYS

The word boys is a collective term for both male and female users or inhalers of the solvent rugby.

Their only means to stop hunger!

regardless of how poor they consider themselves, they still manage to procure solvent.

They follow this logic:

Food lasts for only few hours, 3 full meals is needed a day.

Whereas the effect of rugby inhalation takes a day or two to stop hunger.

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This is what makes me perfect. It makes me high. In fact, I'm going higher!

-A rugby boy-