HOW IT IS!

Questions? Answers!

1. Filipinos naturally give answers seemingly inappropriate to the right questions. That's true! It is called direct answers to one's follow up question/s to the first question.

Take this:

Q: Kumain ka na?

A: Hindi pa!

Q: Ganun ba?

A: Yup!

Q: Kain tayo?

A: Busog pa ako.

2. It's being practical. It is saving time, saving words. Brevity is the key!

3. Filipinos are fund of short cut. Why make the conversation long when one can make it short?

4. The best possible answer is not the right answer, but the shortest answer. A dramatic Filipino thinking.

NATURE'S HUMOR

FUNNY SAYOTE!

1. Sometimes humor comes naturally. Literally in/by nature.

2. But, there are those resorting to god as hilarious. Logically, nature comes from someone greater from the above where humor rises. Good thought though.

3. Now, who do conservative women blame? Bet, they won't held god responsible for it! Anyway, I believe, they would find this photo very creative instead. Never came a time in their lives they thought of something grin.

4. One thing good though, nature brings no bad nor offensive intentions. It came as it exists. Malice is very subjective.

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Think objectively, malice is defined through subjectivity.

SOMETHING NEW & TECHNOLOGY?

THE THOUGHT OF MAKING DIFFERENCE!

1. It's not about what one thinks of, it's about what difference you make. Truelalu!- Gay status?

2. No greater glory innovations can bring. Be proud of what you make. Di nila kaya yan!

3. No matter how great or otherwise it would be, the most important thing is you made it to reality. Persistence! Kahit ano man yan, gawing mo lang.

4. You make yourself proud! Kahit sa sarili mo, hayaan mo na sila. Wala ka nang pakialam sa kanila. Right?

5. Success is not gauge by perfection but rather by satisfaction and happiness. So long you manage to put a smile on your face. That's your business, that's your success!

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Keep on moving, keep on dreaming! Pursue innovation!

WORLD = iSAD

"DEATH"

STEVE PAUL JOBS   

October 06, 2011  

POOR CHILDREN, WORLD'S FUTURE

Everyday. 

1. This day marks a global mourn upon the death of the greatest visionary who changed the phase of technology in present times. With the dawn of iPod, iPhone, iPad and all the i'S that one can think of, the world cries at the loss of it's creator. Thus, iSad exists.

2. Everyday counts and everyday a number of poor, young and innocent children die because of hunger. But no one dares to mourn and cry. The right to eat and the right to live is what they fight for. Thus, iSad exists not because of these children who have died and are dying, but because of the threat of loosing iPod, iPhone, iPad and the likes. An iSad for the world.

A HANDICAPPED AIN'T HEAVY!

1. A hydrophobic military officer carried by someone else sporting the best of his smiles. The general's order to somebody who is not his direct subordinate: "Carry me, I ain't heavy. I am truly handicapped!" 

2. A general's message to the poor and innocent man: "You're so lucky, you've got the permit to carry me!"

3. After long years of training, tests and physical and psychological preparation in the Philippine military training - this is what you will get. The better word is PRIVILEGED!

4. With no hesitation, the privileged officer is carried for one reason: HANDICAPPED. Credits we owe to the good officer, despite his poor condition, he was able to perform the job in his own best way.

5. The very much respected officer carried himself his motto with valor: "Thou shall not get wet, if someone else can carry you!" (Well said with perfect smile.) Very inspiring isn't it?

6. According to rumors, this officer is eying the top position for Philippine Navy. - Position to be carried. Good luck to your endeavors!

THE PEDRING AFTER TASTE

Mining equipments burnt by communist guerrillas in Surigao del Norte.

1. After the devastating hit by typhoon Pedring in Northern areas of Luzon New People's Army (NPA) hit three mining firms in Surigao del Norte. So far this is the largest staged by the communist rebels in Aquino administration. For one reason, the government is spending too much time and attention to natural calamity victims.

2. The government has said it hopes to sign a peace deal with the communists by the middle of next year, few observers believe an agreement is possible. As always expected the most have its negative views - to the president and his administration.

3. Within the year peace talks broke down, it is amidst familiar demands by the government for the NPA to stop its extortion activities and calls by the communists to free jailed comrades. Soon to be expected is ANTI PEACE TALKS BILL.

4. According to Presidential spokesperson Edwin Lacierda, the government is very clear to remain committed to pursuing peace with the NPA - take note not with GMA.

THE LORD OF PEDRING's

Buendia Avenue, Makati City

Roxas Boulevard, Manila

Manila Bay

SEPTEMBER 27, 2011

1. Typhoon Pedring glanced the Philippine area of responsibility (PAR) early morning Tuesday with strong winds and heavy rains. In effect people lorded over the flooded streets in most affected areas of Metro Manila.

2. According to authorities Philippines experiences around 20 storms a year. In a very late warning to the public, typhoon Pedring is considered as one of the largest to hit the country carrying rain and wind path more than twice the average storm. This is what they call AFTERCAST!

3. Classes have been suspended in most levels. Authorities were alarmed by the suspected continuous protest of students against budget cut for education. They sought students planking amidst the howling typhoon Pedring.

4. Early morning of Tuesday, government and most business offices sent home their employees due to the heavy rains and howling winds. In particular, court employees went out their offices in their wet shirts to which they called - wet Tuesday protest.

HEADLINES!

MGA BALITA AT MGA NASA ULO! 

1. September 26, 2009 - A very tragic experience brought by Tropical Storm Ondoy to most Filipinos. On its Second Anniversary, another feared Tropical Storm is seen to glance the Philippine area of responsibility anytime soon within the week. That's how the nature works, it also knows how to commemorate events.

2. On Monday September 26, 2011 court employees went out of their offices in their black shirts for a brief protest to oppose Malacanang's move to cut the judiciary's budget for 2012 to which they called black Monday protest. Because of its color coded objection, Vice President Jejomar Binay was expected by many to head the protest. 

3. In his most recent state visit, President Aquino uplifted the spirits of Filipinos who have been victimized by natural calamities in Japan. It's called the Presidential Tsunami visit.

4. Classes have been suspended in Metro Manila and 2 nearby regions. Due to bad weather, an official declaration of class suspension was made late in the afternoon Monday. Students enrolled in home study programs explicitly objected - unfair!

5. President Aquino nets a satisfactory rating of "Very Good" which is +56 conducted by Social Weather Stations participated by a number of people. Thus, Social Weather Stations (SWS) remained unsatisfactory.

THE PNOY PICK UP LINES

PRESIDENT NOYNOY 'PNOY' AQUINO III

On Shalani Soledad:

1. PNOY: Why did you oppose my right?

SHALANI: What are talking about?

PNOY: Because you left me!

2. SHALANI: Have I been a heated frying pan to you?

PNOY: Why you say so?

SHALANI: Because I think I hurt you!

3. PNOY: Are you playing basketball now?

SHALANI: How come did you say that?

PNOY: You're so fast in rebounding!

4. SHALANI: I've heard you were paralyzed! How true was it?

PNOY: What?

SHALANI: Because you can't move on!

5. PNOY: I know everything's on top for us right now.

SHALANI: What do you mean?

PNOY: We're over!

6. PNOY: I just realized we are both A.

SHALANI: Do you mean - alright?

PNOY: Nope. We're not meant to BE!

On Shamcey Supsup:

7. PNOY: Never had I thought you're like a fried chicken 'til I met you.

SHAMCEY: Why did you say so?

PNOY: You're so yummy Shamcey!

8. PNOY: Even though you're an architect, you can still be my cardiologist.

SHAMCEY: How?

PNOY: I want you to take good care of my heart!

9. PNOY: I would rather want you to call me prince instead of Mr. President.

SHAMCEY: Why is it?

PNOY: So that I can call you my princess.

10. PNOY: Though it's our first time to see each other, i think you're a good dictionary.

SHAMCEY: What's the sense of that?

PNOY: Simply I found a meaning in you!

A PLANK TO REMEMBER

INSIDE THE NEWS TODAY

1. A great number of students from various State Universities and Colleges within Metro Manila marched along the former Mendiola Bridge (Don Chino Roces Bridge) to protest against the looming budget cut for education. Protesters are clamoring the government (Aquino) to prioritize education over his love life.

2. In contrast to their advocacy, students from different schools in Metro Manila: State Universities like Philippine Normal University, Rizal Tech University, University of the Philippines Manila and Diliman, Polytechnic University of the Philippines and other private schools and high schools took part in the protest. They walked out from their classes to join the protest. They preferred shouting and planking along the streets over their studies. Huh? Ayos! Araw-arawin nyo yan.

3. According to police report an estimated number of protesters went around 1,000. The protest was said to be peaceful. In all fairness students enjoyed their planking.

4. Living up to their ideals, student activists, faculty members and activist groups who joined the protest will not tolerate the government to provide inadequate education and health services to the people. Aquino fresh from his business trip in the US responded with the good news of foreign countries lining up with their willingness to do business in the country - a great way to save up Philippine economy. In other words DEDMA. What to expect? A series of planking protests so soon. Multiple cases of minors involved in crimes. More surprising scenarios in SM super malls. And of course poor visibility in Aquino's love life. In summary the president's headache.

PNOY WITH BARACK & ON GAY MARRIAGE!

THE AQUINO - OBAMA FACE OFF

1. US President Barack Obama congratulated President Aquino for the reforms he has set in motion in the Philippines. To mention the US chief congratulated the Filipino head for its achievements - having dated several women in less than one year. Bravo!

2. In New York during the launch of Open Governance Partnership (OGP), the two heads of the state had a chance to discuss the new partnership aiming to promote transparency and accountability in government service and most of all in claiming and ownership of the islands in West Philippine sea.

3. The Philippine President invited the US chief of staff to visit Manila, but the latter made no commitment. He still can't get over with the Manila bus hostage tragedy. He's still in doubt with the security.

4. During the OGP forum, Aquino presented the road map which is a formulated action plan to fight against corruption to be unveiled in January 2012. As expected its always intended for the former first couple. How about the likes of JP Enrile and the rest of the Trapo's?

5. An advocate of good governance that underscores anti-corruption agenda for countries, the OGP is a new multilateral initiative to promote transparency, empower citizens, fight corruption and harness new technologies to strengthen governance. This is for you GMA.

6. Aquino enumerated several programs that his government undertook to keep the citizens informed, among them a website where people can report public officials’ misuse of funds, a Palace portal and another one that details government allocations. And a portal for the President's love life updates.

On gay marriage:

7. Aquino is open to the idea of gay marriage in the country. No Asian country has legalize the said union yet. But, proposals have been made in Nepal and Taiwan. Philippines is on the verge of going on top Asia-wide on getting the first slot to legalize gay marriage. Baguio city is its capital.

8. Despite his openness to gay marriage idea, Aquino is in dilemma concerning child adoption by gay couples. This is the most of Aquino's moral perception, he is looking forward to prevent child molestation and abuse in the future.

SSS - THE SHAMCEY SUPSUP STARSTRUCK

Ms Universe 2011 3rd Runner up - Shamcey Supsup

1. Miss Universe third runner-up Shamcey Supsup went around Metro Manila on the second day upon her arrival in Manila. The motorcade, organized by the Makati City government, started from the Araneta Center in Cubao, Quezon City, and proceeded to the Quezon City Hall, the University of the Philippines campus, the Cainta municipal hall, the Makati High School and the Makati Fire Station, from where she headed back to the Araneta Center. Proud fellow Filipinos mobbed the streets wanting to see the tsunami walk of the beauty queen in her bikini. It was such a disappointment to most men.

2. Miss Universe 2011 third runner-up Shamcey Supsup blew kiss after kiss to the crowd during the float motorcade in response to the warm welcome of fellow kababayans along Ayala Avenue in Makati City. Among those who caught the kiss blown by the beauty queen were construction workers. Suwerte! Flying kiss lang naman!

3. Supsup arrived at her former school (Makati High School) on board a black Audi sedan. DOM’s in number are updating their resumes. They’re to bid for better sedan’s, SUV’s, AUV’s and even sports cars. And most of all, the catch is they’re willing to love Shamcey’s deity.

4. Makati City Mayor Jejomar Erwin Binay Jr. was also at the high school during the beauty queen’s visit. Like his father it's an early campaign for the next elections. Just taking advantage of the opportunities. Good job. Start with your own land.

5. Supsup’s batchmate and friend during high school, congratulated the beauty queen and wished her good luck in her future endeavors. Friends of the beauty queen are getting bigger in number. A manifestation of a Filipino trait. Let’s hope that her friends won’t abandon her in times of trial.

6. “Extremely happy,” were the words heard from Supsup after she stepped off the float from a motorcade along Ayala Avenue in Makati City and transferred to another car for another parade somewhere else in Metropolis. But deep inside the beauty queen was extremely tired for a day long activity. Aminin!

ORTIZ LOVES PRETTY BOY / MONEY?

THE PRETTY BOY / MONEY CONTROVERSY

1. In one round Floyd Mayweather Jr. got a head butt, a kiss and a hug from Victor Ortiz. It proved Floyd's pretty boy factor - a perfect attraction from Ortiz. Everyone's in doubt with Ortiz. Way to go Ortiz.

2. Ortiz in his frustration appeared to head butt Mayweather intentionally, right after the referee intervened to break the fight Ortiz went to Mayweather and gave him a kiss on the cheek. So sweet, so cheesy! Greenwhich cheesy idea? Now, I'm wondering did they eat pizza (Greenwich) before the fight?

3. Mayweather remains unbeaten by his power 1-2 combination that put Ortiz on his rear. But of course people won't forget his money. By his money, he's making money and controversy.

4. “We touched gloves and we were back to fighting and then I threw the left and right hand after the break,” Mayweather said. “In the ring you have to protect yourself at all times.” He could have added that opponents are always taking advantage in all possible opportunities in other words traitors in nature.

5. Mayweather said: “He did something dirty when it was his corner who said I was dirty.” Ortiz could be charged of either molestation for kissing Floyd on the cheek or personal assault for head butting the baby face in the jaw. But, the gravity of molestation is heavier than the latter.

6. The referee, Joe Cortez said: “Time was in, the fighter needed to keep his guard up. Mayweather did nothing illegal.” There are vouchers that could support the transaction between him and Mayweather's camp with the knowledge of Ortiz's corner.

7. During the post fight interview inside the ring Mayweather engaged in a verbal confrontation with HBO announcer Larry Merchant, calling him a name at one point and drawing a pointed response from the veteran broadcaster, who said he would thrash the boxer if he “was 50 years younger.” For Mr. Merchant, this could have been the fight not just for the decade nor for the century, but for the entire history of humanity. The battle which the people have been waiting for so long more than the Mayweather - Pacquiao fight.

THE UNIVERSE & THE MISS!

MS ANGOLA - LEILA LOPES

Miss Universe 2011

September 12, 2011

Sao Paulo, Brazil 

1. The special 60th Anniversary celebration of the Miss Universe Organization was held in Sao Paulo, Brazil on September 12, 2011. It is in preparation for the next venue of World Cup in 2014, where they are expecting these gorgeous ladies to be playing in the said event marking a special event in the history of football. They are to be seen in their gorgeous football gowns and bikinis. Watch out! Who can't wait for 2014?

2. Miss Angola - Leila Lopes paved her way to the top with tears for the unexpected crown. Credits to her interpreter for the job well done! Perfect Answer. 

3. Miss Universe Leila Lopes of Angola prevailed to be the most beautiful woman in the universe. Lopes didn't expect to bag the crown, so the entire people of Angola and the universe. It was a great surprise.

4. Miss Universe is a highly popularized beauty pageant held every year around the world participated by the most beautiful women in the world. It is the most-viewed pageant in the media with over a billion viewers around the world waiting to see the candidate's lapses. Sorry for the disappointments, no lapses this time. Just hope for one in 2012.

5. Asked in the final round by a Filipino judge, Broadway star Lea Salonga, What physical trait about herself she would change if given the opportunity, Lopes replied: “Nothing, I am satisfied with what God gave me,” and added that it was important to have “inner beauty.” What an excellent answer by her interpreter. Great job Mr. Universe! Keep it up!

6. The crowned Miss Universe said that she never had cosmetic surgery of any kind. The beauty queen's tips to remain beautiful were to get a lot of sleep, use sunblock even when it's not sunny and to drink lots of water. She claimed that her smile was the best of her weapon in the competition. She's open for any sunblock product endorsements though. I bet she's waving the talent fee.

SO LONG - LOLONG

CROCODILE LOLONG

BUNAWAN, AGUSAN DEL SUR

1. The crocodile is said to be the largest living of its kind in the world and is named “Lolong” in honor of the person who captured it. In contrast to hearsay that it was mispelled instead of the name "So Long".

2. According to reports, the crocodile will be transferred into an eco-tourism park but animal rights activists like PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) are urging the government to release the crocodile into the wilderness. An advocacy to protect animal lives more than the lives of human beings.

3. A saltwater crocodile that could be the world's largest in captivity has not eaten for six days since being captured in a creek in the southern Philippines. Stress caused the reptile to lose the appetite which is generally the same feeling when hospitalized, PGMA and FG could absolutely attest.

4. The crocodile was caught after a three-week hunt, easing some fears among the locals having known that the biggest crocodile can be found in Pampanga.

5. Local officials of Agusan del Sur are planning to build an ecopark around giant crocodile "Lolong." To boost for a bigger tourism in the province, they will soon build a human eco-tourism for the couple GMA and FG upon their captivity.

6. Those who live in areas near the Agusan marsh said that giant crocodiles such as Lolong have affected their way of life since PGMA reigned the office.

TRIVIA IN MANILA!

JUAN MANUEL 'EL DINAMITA' MARQUEZ
September 1, 2011

1. As an antidote to jet lag, Juan Manuel Marquez stretches and jogs along the streets of Luneta in Manila, his new home. He is the new "Manila's adopted son" by Manila Mayor Alfredo Lim in contrast to former Manila Mayor Atienza's Manila's adopted son Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao.

2. According to Marquez his fighting style will be the same. Logicians would conclude that the result of the fight will be the same.

3. As part of  Marquez' rigid preparation for the big bout in his entire career, he enlisted the services of nutritionist and conditioning expert. He is getting sick of drinking his own urine for years.

4. Bob Arum, Top Rank promoter who accompanied el dinamita Marquez expressed the significance of this upcoming fight saying "Juan Manuel Marquez has given Manny chanllenges on two occassions, the fights were very, very close that's why this fight is so important." This is the last foreseen bigger income generation for Top Rank.

5. Legendary trainer Ignacio "Nacho" Beristain together with the Team Marquez flocked to Manila City Hall wanting to become adopted son by Manila local government. Unfortunately Manila can only afford to adopt Marquez as its new son.

6. Marquez still claims he was cheated during his previous fights with Pacman. He still claims he should have been the victor over two bouts. An explicit manifestation of asar talo.

INSIDE THE NEWS: LAST YEAR & TODAY

1. August 23, 2010 - The world renowned bus-hostage drama in Luneta Park. Turned out to be an hours (literally hours - more than 12 hours) of action-heart breaking story.

2. Barely one year when SWAT trended the social networks and topped the headlines for it's new name: Sorry Wala Akong Training, Sugod Wait Atras Tago, Sana Wag Akong Tamaan et cetera.

3. Apology! Hong Kong government seeks for an apology. But, Malacanang says: "Sorry, we can't afford to say our apologies!"

4. Malacanang sends it's sole apologies: PNOY won't be able to hear the solidarity and peace mass held at Luneta Park in commemoration of the hostage tragedy. He will be busy attending the newest 46 year old Philippine naval warship expected to glance the Philippine seas today from California.

A HAVEN CALLED MANILA

A kalesa fronting sunset view of Manila bay. A memorabilia of the Spanish conquest in the Philippines. The mode of transportation of nobles and high-ranked officials in those times. But now for poor people trying to earn for living just to excite tourists.

And you will find it in Manila. 

They call this place a haven. Why? Bakit nga ba?

1. Incomparable to the streets of San Francisco, rides of Disneyland and even to the girls you could have dated in Sydney. Simply, those places are clean and fun, too far from Manila. Here you'll aquire asthma, skin rushes,  allergies and you tremble while walking along the streets of Manila.

A place they keep on coming back. Wow Philippines! Pilipinas kay ganda! There's no place like Manila. 

2. So true, please refer to the statement above. 

People love Manila. 

3. Kobe Bryant loves Manila, he loves the people in Manila at least. Though most people hate the Lakers.

4. Paris Hilton just recently arrived and even planned her next visit to this place even though she hasn't left yet and lost her personal gadgets. Hindi pa siguro nadala. Maybe on her third or fourth visit she'll realize it. 

There are those who hate!

5. Poor and unlucky are those Chinese tourists from Hong Kong, they're are innocents and victims of one individual's insanity and a flanking performances of rescuers, men in power so to speak. Bet, the survivors keep cursing Manila and those in authority.

The capital factor. 

6. Yes! It capitalizes prostitution, it's getting hotter in here. 

7. Growing molestation cases, the least thing they could do when they feel hot and they don't want to do all alone by themselves. 

8. Drug addiction and supplication, it has become a fad. You're not in, if you're not into it.

9. Hold-upping and car-napping, the second largest business after BPO industries. Easy money!

But, Why do the people keep on staying in Manila? 

10. A mild music to their ears - ang ingay sa kalye at kapitbahay.

11. Nag-gagandahang mga babae! No wonder lesbianism is getting larger in number and prostitution is getting rampant either. 

12. Inspired by the movie Slum Dog Millionaire, they're risking life staying in slum areas. That's how some people think, they always connect their miserable lives to those who have gone through it.

13. Nagliliparang mga jeepney, pati mga bus na din. Top daily news maker if not for road crashes and mishaps, killings along the hi-way. Well commended drivers! Go to hell!

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The place where you started your little steps was your foreground to the larger ones.

WHY?

WHY DON'T THEY STOP SMOKING?

1. They want to die with noble death! Hello, cancer yan - sakit ng mga sosyal at mayayamang tao. Damn, they don't want to die because of hunger. Kahit walang mabiling pagkain basta't may yosi lang. Sulit na ang araw.

2. Smoking rocks and roll. That's the co-substance of one's soul - rockers rule! Punks not dead. Once you puff, you will puff all the time. Rock rulez! Astig to mga pare! Isang sindi pa nga!

3. It has been a constant companion of someone who always stays alone. It's more than the love of their life. Without it they will die - Hanep ang lalim! - with it their lives are led to the so-called death. They do prefer death than dying. 

4. Others do find it as their refuge. Wow, problemado? Definitely smoking will never ever leave them, it happens otherwise. Like the statement above, its the best of their best friends. They can laugh with! They cry alone with it! They drink and get drunk with it. They fart with it. They drink coffee with it. The light and the smokes are hell yeah the only things that understand them.

What's the danger of it?

5. It's not the dying part as a consequence. But the possibility of choosing cigarette-smoking over your wife or your husband.

THE NAKED TRUTH

FILIPINO POP-CULTURE

The good thing:

1. Filipino's are globally known for their culture - hospitable tayo! A character of being a filipino wherever he/she is. Just to mention. Such quality marks as indelible to every filipino - the so-called foreign observation. Sa tagalog - masarap 'yong pritong tapa - bagay sa itlog at sinangag - tapsilog. 

No reason for one to be proud of being it - tunay na pilipino.Kayumanggi ito.

The bad thing:

2. On the other hand, as part of imperfection, filipinos are marked of being: Money Magnets.

It's all about the money, money, money... All they need is your money, money, money...

When they have the money - they just want the world dance, they forget about the price tag.

3. Because of money, corruption is present to those who are in the position - it ain't about the cha-ching, cha-ching.

4. Hell yeah, atrocities existed because of money - it ain't about the ba-bling, ba-bling.

5. Money can prove who you are - Proclamation of a non-elected official to its position - look at PGMA, Migs and the rest of it's friends.

6. Money can even change. 100% change! From pre-owned to brand new. Mike Arroyo attests - That's true!

7. Damn, that money - it makes the world dance, yeah! You see, Garci gracefully danced! Until now, he still know the steps.

-The Arroyo's-

8. But, one thing hard for money to move - spinal operation! It takes more than once or even twice. Well, we call it the PRIZE! Now, Gloria got her prize!

oOo

One sad thing about it, if you don't have money, even your relatives don't recognize you.

Thats a big B*LL SH*T!

oOo

Praising mammon equates serving the other god, the devil.

THE P's OF THEIR LIVES!

WHAT'S WITH THE LETTER P?

 The Arroyo's struggle with the P's of their lives:

POE: The haunting Poe in the lives of the Arroyo's. It could have been the Presidency of the late actor Fernando Poe, Jr, if not of their manipulation during the elections. Using P, the Arroyos' shouting, p*tang ina kayo. Kami nanalo sa eleksyon. Bilangin nyo pa ang mga balota.

PNOY: Another haunting in the lives of the Arroyo's. A never ending phenomenon of searching PGMA's ka-walang hiyaan during her reign as president. One fact: It will never end, time is not enough to count PGMA's malpractices as the head of the republic.

PO: Another one bites the dust. Another tension in the lives of the first couple. Another sets of surgery to be undergone by the sweet couple. Good luck for you endeavors! Enjoy the surgery.

Well the only thing that they could say:

P*kyu kayo!

P*tang ina nyo!

oOo

The greatest thing that could haunt you to death is you conscience.

ARCHITECTURE OF A FEMALE BODY

THE ORIGIN OF THE WORD

This is a sample of the architect's drawing plate for female bodies.

No complications and very comprehensible.

This is a reflection of how the human mind works. More than God?

It's only now that a female human body can be architectured!

A perfect architecture. A perfect body. And a perfect female body.

Thus its a perfect appropriation of the 'word'.

IN ITS GENUINENESS!

Former PAGCOR Chairman Efraim Genuino

Genuine malversation raps will be filed against the former Philippine Amusement & Gaming Corporation chairman. It is about the 300 metric ton of rice donated by a Japanese firm to the Philippine government in 2008. Genuino engaged in rice business. Co-owner former President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo.

Funding the Olympic size pool of Trace College in Laguna. He owned the institution, why fund other institution? Learn to love oneself and grow you own business and suddenly become 90% more richer.

Involved in a coffee-controversial in a PAGCOR Institution. Trying to monopolize and for luck of better word OWN the government property. 200% certified Gloria crony. The best way to say it, is Gloria knows how to pick her friends - best of friends for that matter.

oOo

The best influence of an individual is someone whom he/she is dealing with.

A SEASON TO OVERJOY!

The dawn of heavy rains and floods! A season long awaited to overjoy, where children play and learn - they learn the basics of freestyle, backstroke and butterfly. Potential Philippine team swimmers.

These are the flooded streets. A place better called - home, where they could freely express their feelings and  sporting the best of their smiles not minding swallowing a half-glass of flood water. Perfect!

This is what makes floods positive. Beautiful smiles of children all around the community.

Do their parents reprimand them from doing so?

It's about time to let their children enjoy and learn. They have been to that situation before. All they do is just sit and reminisce their past while watching the poor little ones' great encounter.

Don't they get sick?

They got too much exposure! No vitamins or supplementals needed. Being malnourished is something what they have in common. It doesn't matter!

What do PUBLIC OFFICIALS say on this?

On going projects for the betterment of the community and its environment to provide the locale's sterling living. Local government units spearheads providing the needs of the people for selected and close families only. Housing projects, food programs, constructions and road widening projects to give the people a better way. 

Damn!

oOo

Smile speaks. Even at the saddest moment, when one shows a smile, it gives a feeling of light!

SWAMPS & NO CLASSES.

PERFECT COMBINATION!

Good job PAG-ASA. Good job CHED.

Swamping caused by heavy rains within Metro Manila ends on declaring class suspension. 

The good side of it:

Students enjoy the idea of classes being suspended.

Such idea gives them a second option of malling, playing computer games, watching movies and etceteras of a student's day out besides studying (hhmmm do they?).

Another savings from their allowances for certain extra-curricular activities outside of school (you know what does this mean).

A two thumbs-up for every students.

On the other hand, what makes it negative:

Declaration of class suspension is done when students are already in school. Not to mention, it's always the case. That's how our government works.

More or less, around 50% of the students are being alarmed by such declaration (Not an exact statistics). Sad to say unlucky are those poor students. Papasok, susulong sa baha at pagdating sa school, suspended ang classes. Uuwi susulong ulit sa baha. Sakit ang nakukuha. 

What does SONA say about this? - Sugpuin ang kasakiman ng nakaraang administrasyon!

oOo

The bad side of being idealistic is too much engrossed with perfection, leaving small things behind.

DEAD OR DOUBLE-DEAD?

LAW ONE ON ONE

You're no way out!

Thou shall not trespass! 

At all cost it's an invasion to someone's privacy. It's practically an insult and legally a crime.

And now, they're implementing the law on their hands.

There are only two choices upon committing such a crime:

A. Violating may cause early life termination and endorsement to your creator.

B. Surviving the first choice in effect may delay, but still will lead you to integration with someone greater either from the above or below.

oOo

Going beyond the limits pays no respect and plain insults.

THE GLORIA MACAPAGAL-ARROYO PHENOMENON

GMA

IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU...

Because of her, poor filipinos are getting worse in number. - PNOY got the presidency!

Because of her, many undistinguished individuals were brought into the limelight. Margie Juico and Rpsario Uriarte became instant celebrity moms. Bishop Pueblo bring out his popularity - now a candidate for the Philippine next top cardinal.

Because of her, controversial personalities in the land are getting grim. Zaldy Ampatuan acquired heart ailments and certain complications because of state witness rejection. Jokjok Bolante suffered poor health and was contained in the hospital because of severe conscienceless syndrome. Celso delos Angelos lost his legacy and even his family and life legacy. And even her comrade in business and politics gave out his life + may he rest in peace.

Because of her, FPJ died and lost his presidency and Loren didn't gain the vice presidential seat, did she? Willie Revillame lost his job with wowowee(the defunct show) - how was it related? Prospero Pichay got his prize - tax evasion! Lintang Bedol showed up, he's getting no more money. Merciditas Guttierez resigned as ombudsman, because she got no more gloria.

Because of her, good animals gone bad! Crocodiles and alligators are getting bigger and bigger. Typhoons and floods are frequently coming in. Philippines is getting worst. Disasters, killings, abductions and all atrocities are becoming more rampant! - It's all her business. 

She is definitely the main reason why Philippines remained a third-world country.

And finally, because of her PNOY's SONA is leading to State Of No Accomplishment.

oOo

Leadership always drive on the positive end, adversing difficulties and struggling to what is even.

MAKE IT A BETTER PLACE

THE BETTER PLACES IN THE PHILIPPINES

Philippine Heart Center

On top of the news a better place:

Zaldy Ampatuan was confined at the Philippine heart center due to some heart ailments and tests to his diabetes. A sure way of getting hospital arrest, where some considers inhuman attitude to the murder suspect. Like playing chess, it's just a mind game.

While Zaldy's camp fights the criticism of the accusers together with the majority of the public, he is enjoying the benefits of experiencing the better place for detention - a memorable comfort experience for one to be detained! Thanks to Jokjok Bolante's ways and thinking. Zaldy finds a good heart at the Philippine Heart Center.

On the other hand, Mangudadatu's camp - Ampatuan's victim, calls the attention of the judge-in-charge of the massacre case not to tolerate Ampatuan's amenities. He(Zaldy) should have been arraigned at first before being allowed  to stay in the hospital. Let him suffer what sufferings they have caused to the public. Let him suffer, he should be enjoying life no more. Words that could have been said by Mangudadatu. 

Just as what Zaldy could have in mind: just finding a better place, where a heart could find peace.

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West Philippine Sea

On the other side of the better place news:

Five lawmakers visit Spatlys Island, west of the Philippine sea. This visit was set in aide of legislation on stabilizing friendship bonds with foreign countries and additional funding on building ties with China concerning Spratlys from PCSO through Small Town Lottery (STL) projects.

In addition, the delegate's visit was to promote a peaceful advocacy in providing solution to territorial dispute. Such action was done through raising a new Philippine flag on top of a government building while singing our very own national anthem, before the island hopping started. The beaches surrounding the island were amazing - a better place than Boracay, Palawan's and even Bohol's pride.

It was very fruitful, the representatives were well represented. They enjoyed their vacation. They would love to come back to that promising place. No wonder China never stops claiming that better place.

oOo

No one would dare to call it a dwelling place if no better place experienced by heart.