ON RELIGION AND RELIGIOUSITY: AN IDIOTOLOGICAL DISCOURSE AND REFLECTION ON THE ADVERSITY OF FAITH AND FALSE FAITHFULNESS, AND TWISTS OF CHURCH'S TRADITIONS IN THE PHILIPPINES

 

this day marks the easter sunday in the roman calendar commemorating the rising of Christ from death and saved humankind from sin where believers (approximately 80-85% of the entire archipelago's population) flock the church for one reason - easter egg hunting.

the ester egg hunting tradition as introduced historically portrays the emblem of life as Christ rose from the dead and redeemed the world, ironically and falsely believed to be a celebration for a lovely omelet breakfast, a redemption for a healthier morning meal.

easter sunday on the other hand, ends the lenten season with the holy week observances and bounds to the season of ordinary time where the faithful's ordinary practices are back in the hood - drugs, alcohol, sex, crimes, hatred and gossips among others, sin zone.

in the millennial scenario and thinking, exists a saddened inappropriate twists of the lenten context - from time of contemplation and life reflections to expensive vacations and intimate beach parties and to a point of vulgar and extremely scandalous nudity selfies.

the real aim of lenten season prepares all men to the celebration of death and resurrection of Christ undermining the idea of vacation.


ON BIGOTRY AND IDEALISM: POLITICAL VIEWS ON SAME SEX MARRIAGE

boxing global icon and politician manny pacquiao issued controversial statement on alleged degradation of lgbt practices and beliefs over same sex marriage attributing the deed as worse than animals resulting to members' overreaction and clamor for foul - kabayo at pagong (hosres and turtles) referring to popular stand up comedian vice ganda and veteran showbusiness host boy abunda respectively. 

overreactionists liberals, animals for that matter - kabayo and pagong instantly released response to the unwanted statement their conviction not to support the ever popular athlete on his campaign for the senate from which nobody dared to care.

popular athletic brand however dumped it's promotional contract with the saranggani pride contradicting it's famous tagline 'just do it' because the two time congressman did it (expression of religious and moral views). with the former's stand on 'just do it' they did it.

SSM advocates, believers, supporters and even anti-believers sauted on the hyped issue through their unsolicited opinions via social media creating entertainment across all ages over the philippine archipelago and overseas giving pacman both advantages and disadvantages towards his political aspirations in the senatorial bid without consideration on the third party's innocence - mga hayop.

on the other hand, mga hayop expressed their disappointment over social media on human's animalistic approach regarding the issue intricating their being. comparison and the heated argumentation of both parties on the instant trending issue concludes that they're worse than animal's state of being.

idiot's note: popularity is antagonism of popularity.   bigotry is something we don't know, it sounds like bigote, hehe

CREATIVITY

                                                    

 

 Regressive Creativity or Poverty?

 

 

The quintessential challenge of the modern times - the question of what, who and the why. Not the how!

 

The problem of education, the issue of the people behind and the reason of its existence - the blame not on the politics but on the minds governing it.

 

The reality of poverty.... People, people and the people behind.

 

When will the people ever learn? Where is education?



JUST DO IT

Idiots believe. Idiots are certain. Doubts are just but nothing. Whatever they believe, they do it.

Idiots even don't mind the red swoosh, they ignore the phrase "...do it" - practically they do it.

Worst comes to worst, Idiots Just Do It.

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Credits: Google photos.

BE THE BEST TO MAN'S BESTFRIEND

Always be kind to your bestfriend/s - keep them safe from the thing called SHIT!

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Credits: Google photos

TIME & TEACHER

NEVER FOOL YOURSELF, DUDE!

Time in its aging course teaches all things. But, then idiots remain idiots and pretenders do not change! Kick your ass man, you're getting old!

Reading... But someone's learning for you. Writing... Literally, shadowing other's thoughts. Damn!

That is called learning. A proper course in enhancing stupidity.

Intelligence is a gift and not enhanced by mere stupidity.

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It is like: When you're reading intensely and nothing is digested by your mind, you're thinking of something else. But you still keep on reading as if everything is understood well.

IN FAILURE

And so for those who failed:

The wise does it once, the fool does it many times. More unlikely, the wise envies the fool!

Hail those who accept failure, boo for those who justified. Damn!

Idiots know not at once, failure is just but nothing; they don't even know it. Boom.

OF LOVE AND EXPRESSION!

IN EXPRESSION OF LOVE THERE'S ALWAYS A THING CALLED CREATIVITY!

Love is genuine when expressed wholeheartedly without conditions and fears, even to the point of being hilarious.

Sacrifice is a test of true love. Because of love one can sacrifice everything his/her possession and even indulgences. By word everything means it includes the aesthetics of one's hair.

For some, it takes a humor to get into love. Others would require humor as a criterion that make them fall for love, in other words the natural humor that a man possesses tickles them to love. Damn, idiots interpret it as: If you look funny, you're easy to be loved.

If you can't feel the other's love, try to make your eyes wide open - may be you will definitely see it. Disclaimer: It might not be seen in the one's gesture, but definitely in one's hair.

GETTING SMART WITH SMART PHONES!

WHAT DO YOU GET WITH MOBILE PHONES?

Nowadays people use their high technology smart mobile phones to update their social network statuses, to check on their emails and bank accounts, getting updated with the weather and push notifications - an access to mobile connectivity to reality in their busy lives - trying hard dead ringer executives .

The use of smartphones is very rampant across all ages, a large number of people are newfangled with the latest and most expensive technologies arising, for some reason they're just getting smart looks, in one word damn. Yet for some less fortunate, they're loathsome and envious - they're killing themselves in spite.

All over the globe the use of smartphones becomes an addiction. According to some studies done in UK, about 37% of adults and 60% of teens admitted they're highly addicted to their smartphones. Such addiction is linked to insanity. People are laughing all by themselves.

Addiction is classified when signs of constant and habitual check to their mobile phones surfaced, when mobile phones are located upon individual's reach for glancing and browsing, and lastly when one can't leave home without their phones - a stupid behavior, loving their mobile phones over their spouses or partners; a top priority of their lives more than their jobs. 

REMEMBERING CONFUCIUS OR CONFUSED?

ANYWAY, WHAT DID CONFUCIUS SAY?

 "A superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his action." Do more than what you talk. Never preach if you're ain't good enough. In like manner, stubborns, idiots, bitches, crabs, whores, impostors and quacks deserve contempt. 

Jeer those freaks and the likes for their blemish' sake. Nasty and indecent conscience drive their filthy principles. For heaven's sake shower them your graces.

 "And remember no matter where you go, there you are." Extra powers to bi-locate is graced to mutants and super heroes. That is fiction. Hell no, you're not - then shut up.

Execrate post masters on their Facebook status like: Is flying to Singapore or Can't sleep to fly to the Lion City. Who gives a damn shit? Waiting for everybody to praise you? Better scourge yourself with your neighbor's chicken dung - more people would offer their tears and cries.

 "By three methods we learn wisdom: First, by reflection which is noblest; Second by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest." For crappy fellows, idiosyncrasy is their fame. They don't even want to learn. For dirty mothers more than a grump or a whine sucks. Learning is bag of nonsense, life for them is f*ck.

"Do not impose on others what you yourself do not desire." Not even a good master can be a faithful slave to his own self. Too much disdain is for a person who lorded over himself. Men in politics, social climbers who doesn't have the ability and die hard Shangri-la shoppers for the sake of prestige - give 'em a heck!

"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it." Not everyone possesses the sense of good sight, categorically. Darn those claiming love is blind. Likewise those bitches saying, I fear God. Hell is waiting.

 "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." I drink, I get drunk. I laugh, I'm scorned. I talked, Everybody laughs. - As proud idiot would attest - this is a testimony of stupidity. Praise y'all dork.

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"Confidence in the goodness of another is good proof of one's own goodness."

Michel de Montaigne 

OF MIXES & MIXTURES

WHAT'S FUN BEING AN ALCOHOLIC?

According to an anonymous writer (The Big Book), for most normal folks, drinking means conviviality, companionship and colorful imagination. It means release from care, boredom and worry. It is joyous intimacy with friends and a feeling that life is good. Many thanks to maggi magic sarap.

Frank Sinatra as quoted in The Hangover Survival Guide: Feel sorry for those people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. They would never experience the mixture of a gin and the magic that magic sarap brings.

Noting George Washington, an aching head and trembling limbs, which are the inevitable effects of drinking, disincline the hands from work. He must be cursing the Nestle product for that.

For Willa Cather (The Troll Garden), Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar. David Blaine, the magician is a maggi magic sarap man.

 Euripides (The Cyclops) said, If a man rejoice not in his drinking, he is mad; for in drinking it's possible... to fondle breasts, and to caress well tended locks, and there is dancing withal, and oblivion of woe. For some fellows, walang amats sa kwatro kantos. 

 But, Some fruits of solitude writer, William Penn wrote: All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals secrets, is quarrelsome, lascivious, impudent, dangerous and mad. In fine, he that is drunk is not a man: because he is so loving void of Reason, that distinguishes a Man from a Beast. Take note, don't mix too much magic sarap, just enough for men to feel the magic.

PROBLEM SOLVING?

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM IN SOLVING PROBLEM SOLVING?

1. A mathematical proof is an argument which convinces other people that something is true. This man carries mathematical uncertainties on this argument. Uncertain of his answer.

2. In principle we try to prove things beyond any doubt at all. But this claimed mathematician tries to negate the argument. Mali ang naisip kong sagot eh!

3. There is a certain vocabulary and grammar that underlies all mathematical proofs. For him it's a question mark. Ano ba ang sagot talaga?

4. No need to think twice. It can never be changed 1 + 1 will always remain 2 until the end of time. Damn! In his mind its like, mali talaga eh! Kelangan ko tanungin si ma'am, math teacher ko nung grade 1!

THE POWER OF THINKING!

HOW DO YOU DEFINE THINKING?

1. To have or formulate in mind. Mapping out a strategic plan to check the opponent. Mahirap ang next move.

2. To reason about or reflect on; ponder. Utilizing intelligence to ease the complexity of the game. Kelangan maganda ang counter- attack!

3. To decide by reasoning, reflection or pondering. Wise use of intense reasoning in formulating an action. 

4. To believe or suppose. The power of positivity over victory. Achieving the concept of winner in mind. Panalo ako!

5. To expect or hope. Positive execution of plan of action.

6. To intend. Intellectual and purposeful attack. One move ka lang talo ka. Nag-isip ka pa.

7. To call to mind or remember. Sharp and vivid recollection of the opponent's last action.

8. To visualize or imagine. Conceptually advocated. 

9. To devise or invent. Constructive and well organized. 

10. To concentrate one's thoughts. A very converge, focus and centric mind. Laban ng isip lang to!

INTERNET ADDICTION

IS IT A DISORDER?

1. The idea of internet addiction exists, for some researchers they defined it as an excessive and compulsive use of internet. But to the notion whether it is a disorder in a mental state is still in debate. Such argue is getting no sense at all. Who cares? A certain grandma in the above photo utilizes her time surfing the net than doing nothing else at all in her pre-departure state of life. 

2. For others such behavior is still in debate and currently unacceptable to the society, one researcher who supports this advocacy claimed that the use of internet induces dissociation, time distortion and instant gratification which impacts the users. In addition, he claimed that like sex, gaming, gambling and shopping online the use of internet produces a mood-altering effect. Take that from grandma in the photo, she's just trying to alter her mood.

3. Taking a wide look of its technology and modern use, internet as a means of getting information, faster communication and facile data transfer provides comfort to the users. No wonder a grandma catches her hang ups at her old age. Who dares to question it as addiction?

BREAST FEEDING?

SHOULD I STAY HUNGRY & FOOLISH?

1. A mother's neglect to feed her child gives initiative to an innocent mind satisfying his basic needs. The idea of breast feeding is nothing vague, milks are universal in nature they all came from breasts whether from a mother or animals therein.

2. Health is wealth. Fresh milk is always good for the health. Direct consumption of fresh milk from a cow is inexpensive indeed.

3. A healthy mind follows from a healthy stomach. Dare not get hungry. Satisfy yourself. Never be foolish.

HOW IT IS!

Questions? Answers!

1. Filipinos naturally give answers seemingly inappropriate to the right questions. That's true! It is called direct answers to one's follow up question/s to the first question.

Take this:

Q: Kumain ka na?

A: Hindi pa!

Q: Ganun ba?

A: Yup!

Q: Kain tayo?

A: Busog pa ako.

2. It's being practical. It is saving time, saving words. Brevity is the key!

3. Filipinos are fund of short cut. Why make the conversation long when one can make it short?

4. The best possible answer is not the right answer, but the shortest answer. A dramatic Filipino thinking.

SOMETHING NEW & TECHNOLOGY?

THE THOUGHT OF MAKING DIFFERENCE!

1. It's not about what one thinks of, it's about what difference you make. Truelalu!- Gay status?

2. No greater glory innovations can bring. Be proud of what you make. Di nila kaya yan!

3. No matter how great or otherwise it would be, the most important thing is you made it to reality. Persistence! Kahit ano man yan, gawing mo lang.

4. You make yourself proud! Kahit sa sarili mo, hayaan mo na sila. Wala ka nang pakialam sa kanila. Right?

5. Success is not gauge by perfection but rather by satisfaction and happiness. So long you manage to put a smile on your face. That's your business, that's your success!

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Keep on moving, keep on dreaming! Pursue innovation!

WORLD = iSAD

"DEATH"

STEVE PAUL JOBS   

October 06, 2011  

POOR CHILDREN, WORLD'S FUTURE

Everyday. 

1. This day marks a global mourn upon the death of the greatest visionary who changed the phase of technology in present times. With the dawn of iPod, iPhone, iPad and all the i'S that one can think of, the world cries at the loss of it's creator. Thus, iSad exists.

2. Everyday counts and everyday a number of poor, young and innocent children die because of hunger. But no one dares to mourn and cry. The right to eat and the right to live is what they fight for. Thus, iSad exists not because of these children who have died and are dying, but because of the threat of loosing iPod, iPhone, iPad and the likes. An iSad for the world.

A PLANK TO REMEMBER

INSIDE THE NEWS TODAY

1. A great number of students from various State Universities and Colleges within Metro Manila marched along the former Mendiola Bridge (Don Chino Roces Bridge) to protest against the looming budget cut for education. Protesters are clamoring the government (Aquino) to prioritize education over his love life.

2. In contrast to their advocacy, students from different schools in Metro Manila: State Universities like Philippine Normal University, Rizal Tech University, University of the Philippines Manila and Diliman, Polytechnic University of the Philippines and other private schools and high schools took part in the protest. They walked out from their classes to join the protest. They preferred shouting and planking along the streets over their studies. Huh? Ayos! Araw-arawin nyo yan.

3. According to police report an estimated number of protesters went around 1,000. The protest was said to be peaceful. In all fairness students enjoyed their planking.

4. Living up to their ideals, student activists, faculty members and activist groups who joined the protest will not tolerate the government to provide inadequate education and health services to the people. Aquino fresh from his business trip in the US responded with the good news of foreign countries lining up with their willingness to do business in the country - a great way to save up Philippine economy. In other words DEDMA. What to expect? A series of planking protests so soon. Multiple cases of minors involved in crimes. More surprising scenarios in SM super malls. And of course poor visibility in Aquino's love life. In summary the president's headache.

THE NAKED TRUTH

FILIPINO POP-CULTURE

The good thing:

1. Filipino's are globally known for their culture - hospitable tayo! A character of being a filipino wherever he/she is. Just to mention. Such quality marks as indelible to every filipino - the so-called foreign observation. Sa tagalog - masarap 'yong pritong tapa - bagay sa itlog at sinangag - tapsilog. 

No reason for one to be proud of being it - tunay na pilipino.Kayumanggi ito.

The bad thing:

2. On the other hand, as part of imperfection, filipinos are marked of being: Money Magnets.

It's all about the money, money, money... All they need is your money, money, money...

When they have the money - they just want the world dance, they forget about the price tag.

3. Because of money, corruption is present to those who are in the position - it ain't about the cha-ching, cha-ching.

4. Hell yeah, atrocities existed because of money - it ain't about the ba-bling, ba-bling.

5. Money can prove who you are - Proclamation of a non-elected official to its position - look at PGMA, Migs and the rest of it's friends.

6. Money can even change. 100% change! From pre-owned to brand new. Mike Arroyo attests - That's true!

7. Damn, that money - it makes the world dance, yeah! You see, Garci gracefully danced! Until now, he still know the steps.

-The Arroyo's-

8. But, one thing hard for money to move - spinal operation! It takes more than once or even twice. Well, we call it the PRIZE! Now, Gloria got her prize!

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One sad thing about it, if you don't have money, even your relatives don't recognize you.

Thats a big B*LL SH*T!

oOo

Praising mammon equates serving the other god, the devil.