EVERYBODY DESERVES A MASSAGE

When they say everybody, that includes me, you and the cat.

This is a time to accept the fact that they do get stressed too. 

All across life's diversity (with the belief that they have nine lives), they need sometime of their life a moment of silence and time to relax. 

Any massage would do. Do you think, they go for extra service too? If the answer is neither yes nor no, well maybe.

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Tension is who you think you are. Relaxation is who you are.

Chinese Proverbs

HATE SLOW DELIVERIES?

Drive thru it!

There's no greater idea that one can think more than this. It's not a question of how quick you will get it. It's a big question of how did you get it!

Not even the most intelligent person living can comprehend suggest such charming looks running for some pieces of hot and crispy fries.

Absurd? No, not foolish. Rather follow Steve Jobs. Stay hungry, stay foolish!

Pleasant and attractive. Yes, it's cute. Maybe fun but for sure cool. Aesthetically perfect!

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Some might consider the importance of pacing than the number of steps taken.

A VERY STRIKING FILIPINO TRAIT

Another distinct trait that a Filipino can be most proud of is knowing how to spend money wisely. True! Drinkaholics would even sacrifice meals in a day just to say: Mas masarap MAG-INUM kesa mag ice cream.

Such advocacy would create a great number of fans, members, faithful or whatsoever than celebrity Madam Auring. Haha

In the Philippines, even the teens would claim: Mas masarap MAG-INUM kesa mag ice cream. Crying and craving for ice cream no more!

TIME & TEACHER

NEVER FOOL YOURSELF, DUDE!

Time in its aging course teaches all things. But, then idiots remain idiots and pretenders do not change! Kick your ass man, you're getting old!

Reading... But someone's learning for you. Writing... Literally, shadowing other's thoughts. Damn!

That is called learning. A proper course in enhancing stupidity.

Intelligence is a gift and not enhanced by mere stupidity.

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It is like: When you're reading intensely and nothing is digested by your mind, you're thinking of something else. But you still keep on reading as if everything is understood well.

THE BEST DAY

Indeed, the best day so far. More than those long waited holidays and even double pay days.

Wondering how fun would it be, women going to the malls, offices or even riding public transportations with no panties. Yeah!

Definitely, not for men. No way they wear panties.

But, this is a remarkable day, especially for men. Can't even wait for 062213.

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June 22nd - to be marked as the most awaited in every man's calendar.

MARRIAGE & ITS STATUS

IDEAL MARRIED LIFE NO MORE ... REALITY MAYBE!

In Marriage there's no perfection and absolutely there's only one thing right - Mrs. Always Right!

In reality, for couples, excuse me i should say for husbands don't waste your time, no explanations needed, no nothing, right, that's right - you'll never be right.

If there's one thing that should never be forgotten, take it from an idiot: your wife will always be right!

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Greetings to all fathers out there!

IN FAILURE

And so for those who failed:

The wise does it once, the fool does it many times. More unlikely, the wise envies the fool!

Hail those who accept failure, boo for those who justified. Damn!

Idiots know not at once, failure is just but nothing; they don't even know it. Boom.

HUMAN ACT OR ACT OF THIS MAN?

AND THEY SAY: 

Action speaks louder than words! 

And so this man acts louder and louder and louder. Hence, he's seeing a bigger, bolder and perhaps tastier. What this man could say? Ampf!

What this man's eye can see beholds orgasmic hunger. Getting bolder down under!

Taking a closer look in no less than a couple of seconds is more likely a genuine high definition vision of its stimuli, termed as optical orgasm.

With the liberty of seeing the reality more than the photography, man the privilege is yours more than a bag of popcorn before a 3D movie. Salute to this man!

Man! Should you say a closer look or need something to pinch?