ON BIGOTRY AND IDEALISM: POLITICAL VIEWS ON SAME SEX MARRIAGE

boxing global icon and politician manny pacquiao issued controversial statement on alleged degradation of lgbt practices and beliefs over same sex marriage attributing the deed as worse than animals resulting to members' overreaction and clamor for foul - kabayo at pagong (hosres and turtles) referring to popular stand up comedian vice ganda and veteran showbusiness host boy abunda respectively. 

overreactionists liberals, animals for that matter - kabayo and pagong instantly released response to the unwanted statement their conviction not to support the ever popular athlete on his campaign for the senate from which nobody dared to care.

popular athletic brand however dumped it's promotional contract with the saranggani pride contradicting it's famous tagline 'just do it' because the two time congressman did it (expression of religious and moral views). with the former's stand on 'just do it' they did it.

SSM advocates, believers, supporters and even anti-believers sauted on the hyped issue through their unsolicited opinions via social media creating entertainment across all ages over the philippine archipelago and overseas giving pacman both advantages and disadvantages towards his political aspirations in the senatorial bid without consideration on the third party's innocence - mga hayop.

on the other hand, mga hayop expressed their disappointment over social media on human's animalistic approach regarding the issue intricating their being. comparison and the heated argumentation of both parties on the instant trending issue concludes that they're worse than animal's state of being.

idiot's note: popularity is antagonism of popularity.   bigotry is something we don't know, it sounds like bigote, hehe

ON THE ROAD TO PHILIPPINE POLITICS

 

 

the philippine dirty politics

 

at some point in history, philippine politics is known for its dirty practices where one (politician) gambles his/her life and his/her family's peaceful living. now, facing the advancement of technology philippine politics creates its own identity not just merely dirty, but in all its nature silly.

 

at the moment, politics is designed to battle fear of every individuality. security of delight and ecstasy by mere genuine and brilliant imagination of great individuals' optimism contributing the spread of light in one's distress - see photo above.

 

kokey, in its extrinsic being possessed a good manner character delighted the viewers back in the day attributed to the most unwanted personality in the world of philippine politics or maybe otherwise. the question lies, who is who? which is which?  to make a little more sense, attribution of the good with the bad!

 

more than its hilarious advocacy, positive attribution factors the credulity of the other. the good over the evil, in other words the lesser evil takes the way over the latter. where dirty politics creates its way, atop is funny politics as its philosophy.

 



RIZAL MONUMENT AND THE PROBLEM TO THE SOLUTION

 

UNDERSTANDING THE PROBLEM: SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM OR THE PROBLEM OF THE SOLUTION

 

amidst the economic issues and political nausea experienced by the common filipino people, an outstanding debate glanced the local periodicals and trends all across the social media - the existence of rizal monument's photobomber.

 

the question of the photobomber's existence was way more important than the current situation of the filipino people - rampant poverty, less education, political mischiefs, the edsa traffic, the efficiency of MRT and etc, but, of course not to mention the chief executive's hair loss.

 

patriotism and respect to the national hero was the main issue claimed by most individuals; torre de manila counterfeits the right of space, where business is business.

 

idiots, intellectual pretenders and some senseless advocates cries for a better solution in response to the heated argumentation on the photobombing if such word exists and the monument itself; one thing unfolds, see illustration above to elucidate the problem.



I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS

Another Christmas Song created out of some Facebook non-popular personalities following a traditional ice breaker and time killer fun "knock knock - who's there?" 

Iso Mami, Kee Sing santa claus Andre Nette, the Missel Toure

LAST CHRISTMAS

As the season comes for everyone to be jolly...

 

A song for all of you.

 

 

 

Last Christmas, I GAYVIEW MAHAT

                  

 

 

 

  

But, the very next day, you GAVIT AWAYE

 



                    

 

 

This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to SUMWUN SPESHAL.

 

DEFINING BRILLIANCE!

The Big Duracel.

One of the things logicians might not have thought about: the bigger the battery, the longer the life.

All accross the global economic inflation and its challenges, a great mind conceived a brilliant solution - Triple A times fifty battery!

In response to a battery slogan saying: No battery lasts longer, creators with pride stand on top of the line with a banner: The bigger, the brighter.

oOo

By definition, battery is a collection of cell. Itong battery na ito, cell na puro dura?

MEN & THE LAP OF LUXURY

The truth about opulence and comfort.

In its abundance, life's comfort is hard to let go. True. It's like vanity playing the role of a devil's advicate saying hi to everybody.

A very honest answer to a serious question, man would rather choose comfort over his gaga wife. Very true. Again, vanity surfaces with a round of applause.

The indulgence and bliss that it brings, favors the person's idleness to its comfort, where no one can manage and command his reign as the baron of his solitude. Now vanity and sloth applaud the greatness of their subject, a kudos to their king.

In like manner, sloth takes place without any doubt surpasses the beauty of comfort to which a man settles and live. Hayahay, ang sarap ng buhay. buhay tamad!

oOo

Will you choose misery over bliss?

CONVENIENCE FROM THE CONVENIENT STORE

WHAT'S IN STORE?

Experiencing convenience in a convenient store is like finding convenience.

More accessibility is more convenient. No guards. No long lines. No receipts as well.

For a very quick stop, no need to park. A very literal convenient drive thru store.

But the question of 24/7 service to customers all depends. Only the owner can say.

All items displayed are limited. It makes one ponders on how the store makes a sale, limited buyers or no funds at all to start a number of items for sale.

The store is also limited. No rumors of another branch opening yet. Years it may take to its expansion. So don't expect.

oOo

In a nearly stress situations, only in a convenient store where one can find convenience and comfort when buying something.

CROCS EAT CROCS?

CANNIBALISM!

Idiots learn to believe the idea of cannibalism in some reptiles like crocodiles. They eat something in their own species. Evidence is shown that crocs eat cros. Bad cheetah crocodile.

In addition to that newly acquired knowledge, Idiots believed that such nature is pretty normal and cute for crocs to eat their same kind. After all crocs don't even understand cannibalism. 

In the event of these reptile's lives whether they're cannibals or not, there are no commandments nor religions to follow. Neither heaven nor hell.

The sad thing about it is, even brands of crocs' apparels are subject to its cannibalism. So, they're capable or recognizing crocs branded garments. A very intelligent idea. 

So beware crocs branded lovers. Crocodiles are hunting after you. These brands are not patented.

IT IS OFFICIAL

SOMETHING TO WORRY?

It has just started. Now the rainy days has come. Therefore, more floods to come.

Both the nature and students declared it as official. When it rains, it floods.

Another something to worry: More suspended classes. Parent's anguish to their children's studies, while student's jubilation.

Almost everybody's expecting flash floods, only idiots anticipate flash sharks mob.

Idiot's inanity: Sharks surfacing along the floods. A very alarming situation.

HATE SLOW DELIVERIES?

Drive thru it!

There's no greater idea that one can think more than this. It's not a question of how quick you will get it. It's a big question of how did you get it!

Not even the most intelligent person living can comprehend suggest such charming looks running for some pieces of hot and crispy fries.

Absurd? No, not foolish. Rather follow Steve Jobs. Stay hungry, stay foolish!

Pleasant and attractive. Yes, it's cute. Maybe fun but for sure cool. Aesthetically perfect!

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Some might consider the importance of pacing than the number of steps taken.

A VERY STRIKING FILIPINO TRAIT

Another distinct trait that a Filipino can be most proud of is knowing how to spend money wisely. True! Drinkaholics would even sacrifice meals in a day just to say: Mas masarap MAG-INUM kesa mag ice cream.

Such advocacy would create a great number of fans, members, faithful or whatsoever than celebrity Madam Auring. Haha

In the Philippines, even the teens would claim: Mas masarap MAG-INUM kesa mag ice cream. Crying and craving for ice cream no more!

THE BEST DAY

Indeed, the best day so far. More than those long waited holidays and even double pay days.

Wondering how fun would it be, women going to the malls, offices or even riding public transportations with no panties. Yeah!

Definitely, not for men. No way they wear panties.

But, this is a remarkable day, especially for men. Can't even wait for 062213.

oOo

June 22nd - to be marked as the most awaited in every man's calendar.

MARRIAGE & ITS STATUS

IDEAL MARRIED LIFE NO MORE ... REALITY MAYBE!

In Marriage there's no perfection and absolutely there's only one thing right - Mrs. Always Right!

In reality, for couples, excuse me i should say for husbands don't waste your time, no explanations needed, no nothing, right, that's right - you'll never be right.

If there's one thing that should never be forgotten, take it from an idiot: your wife will always be right!

oOo

Greetings to all fathers out there!

IN FAILURE

And so for those who failed:

The wise does it once, the fool does it many times. More unlikely, the wise envies the fool!

Hail those who accept failure, boo for those who justified. Damn!

Idiots know not at once, failure is just but nothing; they don't even know it. Boom.

HUMAN ACT OR ACT OF THIS MAN?

AND THEY SAY: 

Action speaks louder than words! 

And so this man acts louder and louder and louder. Hence, he's seeing a bigger, bolder and perhaps tastier. What this man could say? Ampf!

What this man's eye can see beholds orgasmic hunger. Getting bolder down under!

Taking a closer look in no less than a couple of seconds is more likely a genuine high definition vision of its stimuli, termed as optical orgasm.

With the liberty of seeing the reality more than the photography, man the privilege is yours more than a bag of popcorn before a 3D movie. Salute to this man!

Man! Should you say a closer look or need something to pinch?

OF LOVE AND EXPRESSION!

IN EXPRESSION OF LOVE THERE'S ALWAYS A THING CALLED CREATIVITY!

Love is genuine when expressed wholeheartedly without conditions and fears, even to the point of being hilarious.

Sacrifice is a test of true love. Because of love one can sacrifice everything his/her possession and even indulgences. By word everything means it includes the aesthetics of one's hair.

For some, it takes a humor to get into love. Others would require humor as a criterion that make them fall for love, in other words the natural humor that a man possesses tickles them to love. Damn, idiots interpret it as: If you look funny, you're easy to be loved.

If you can't feel the other's love, try to make your eyes wide open - may be you will definitely see it. Disclaimer: It might not be seen in the one's gesture, but definitely in one's hair.

SLEEPING AND AESTHETICS

HOW TO GET A GOOD SLEEP?

For Dalai Lama, sleep is the best meditation. It comes with a good position.

Renowned Apple CEO, Steve Jobs said: For you to sleep well, the aesthetic, the quality, has to be carried all the way through. That's what you called Sleeping Beauty.

Mahatma Gandhi is quoted: Man should forget his anger before he lies or sits down to sleep. A guaranteed deep and peaceful rest.

Leonardo da Vinci once said, a well-spent day brings a happy sleep, so the beautiful eyes perfectly closed and mouth widely open.

Philosopher Albert Camus was quoted: Some people talk in their sleep. Lectures talk while other people sleep. Some people sleep in composure while they sleep.

For George Orwell, we sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm. Nothing's more than ready for any adversity to those people who sit while they sleep.

W. C. Fields defined sleep as the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. Especially when done creatively - a greater achievement possibly.

He added, the better cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. And do it anywhere.

According to John Steinbeck, it is a common experience that a problem at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. It only takes time, focus, determination and perseverance.

Actor Charlie Sheen claimed: But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. Whatever!

Doctor of the Church, St. Thomas Aquinas' wisdom: Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep in a stall, a bath and a glass of wine.

William Blake's idea: Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. But for this man, sleep all day, sleep all night.

GETTING SMART WITH SMART PHONES!

WHAT DO YOU GET WITH MOBILE PHONES?

Nowadays people use their high technology smart mobile phones to update their social network statuses, to check on their emails and bank accounts, getting updated with the weather and push notifications - an access to mobile connectivity to reality in their busy lives - trying hard dead ringer executives .

The use of smartphones is very rampant across all ages, a large number of people are newfangled with the latest and most expensive technologies arising, for some reason they're just getting smart looks, in one word damn. Yet for some less fortunate, they're loathsome and envious - they're killing themselves in spite.

All over the globe the use of smartphones becomes an addiction. According to some studies done in UK, about 37% of adults and 60% of teens admitted they're highly addicted to their smartphones. Such addiction is linked to insanity. People are laughing all by themselves.

Addiction is classified when signs of constant and habitual check to their mobile phones surfaced, when mobile phones are located upon individual's reach for glancing and browsing, and lastly when one can't leave home without their phones - a stupid behavior, loving their mobile phones over their spouses or partners; a top priority of their lives more than their jobs. 

WHY WORK?

WHAT MAKES ONE STUPID AT WORK?

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. That's what you you call work hard, the work itself is hard - stupid.

Three things that are extremely hard: steel, a diamond, and knowing one's self. The greatest of which is to know one's self - getting more than an idiot.

My philosophy of life is that if we make up our mind what we are going to make of our lives, then work hard toward that goal, we never lose - somehow we win out. They willed it out - moron's hard work.

The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand. This is winning the work and definitely about to lose their life - so soon.

How pity are those creatures who does not work, at whichever end of the social scales they may regard themselves as being. But you pity more these hard workers.

No one has gone on top with out hard work, that is the recipe for some successful people. But, having this kind of hard work, will always put you down.