THE PNOY PICK UP LINES

PRESIDENT NOYNOY 'PNOY' AQUINO III

On Shalani Soledad:

1. PNOY: Why did you oppose my right?

SHALANI: What are talking about?

PNOY: Because you left me!

2. SHALANI: Have I been a heated frying pan to you?

PNOY: Why you say so?

SHALANI: Because I think I hurt you!

3. PNOY: Are you playing basketball now?

SHALANI: How come did you say that?

PNOY: You're so fast in rebounding!

4. SHALANI: I've heard you were paralyzed! How true was it?

PNOY: What?

SHALANI: Because you can't move on!

5. PNOY: I know everything's on top for us right now.

SHALANI: What do you mean?

PNOY: We're over!

6. PNOY: I just realized we are both A.

SHALANI: Do you mean - alright?

PNOY: Nope. We're not meant to BE!

On Shamcey Supsup:

7. PNOY: Never had I thought you're like a fried chicken 'til I met you.

SHAMCEY: Why did you say so?

PNOY: You're so yummy Shamcey!

8. PNOY: Even though you're an architect, you can still be my cardiologist.

SHAMCEY: How?

PNOY: I want you to take good care of my heart!

9. PNOY: I would rather want you to call me prince instead of Mr. President.

SHAMCEY: Why is it?

PNOY: So that I can call you my princess.

10. PNOY: Though it's our first time to see each other, i think you're a good dictionary.

SHAMCEY: What's the sense of that?

PNOY: Simply I found a meaning in you!