Philippines 080712

IF IT RAINS AND FLOODS THEN GEAR UP!

In the bible, Genesis 8:7-12 speaks about the great flood in Noah's time. In the Philippines, 080712 (August 12, 2012) another great flood experienced across Metro Manila and the nearby provinces.

In Noah's time, they build up a great arch to accomodate all forms of living. In Manila, a certain individual geared up an appropriate attire to brave the neck level water in most areas before going to work.

Of course no matter how deep the flood is, fashion in all sense is as always displayed.

And one thing that can't be forgotten - Picture taking!

I WANT YOU TO BURN

A great tip for you to burn calories!

Having a hard time managing your daily schedule? Or don't have the drive to go to the gym? Excercise free, you can burn calories anytime you want - you can do it yourself!

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An idiots easy way of burning calories!

THE BATTLE AGAINST THE RAIN

Sa tuwing umuulan at ka-ride ka!

Kapag umuulan, isa lang ang kelangan - hindi payong, kundi malaking plastic, para cute!

 A great display not just of one's intelligence, but creativity and cuteness.

A new revolution of the Bombay-image: Hindi na motor at payong; Ang panibagong motor at malaking plastic ng Bombay riding in tandem!

DEFINING BRILLIANCE!

The Big Duracel.

One of the things logicians might not have thought about: the bigger the battery, the longer the life.

All accross the global economic inflation and its challenges, a great mind conceived a brilliant solution - Triple A times fifty battery!

In response to a battery slogan saying: No battery lasts longer, creators with pride stand on top of the line with a banner: The bigger, the brighter.

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By definition, battery is a collection of cell. Itong battery na ito, cell na puro dura?

MEN & THE LAP OF LUXURY

The truth about opulence and comfort.

In its abundance, life's comfort is hard to let go. True. It's like vanity playing the role of a devil's advicate saying hi to everybody.

A very honest answer to a serious question, man would rather choose comfort over his gaga wife. Very true. Again, vanity surfaces with a round of applause.

The indulgence and bliss that it brings, favors the person's idleness to its comfort, where no one can manage and command his reign as the baron of his solitude. Now vanity and sloth applaud the greatness of their subject, a kudos to their king.

In like manner, sloth takes place without any doubt surpasses the beauty of comfort to which a man settles and live. Hayahay, ang sarap ng buhay. buhay tamad!

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Will you choose misery over bliss?

BABOY NA NGA, BINABOY PA!

THE BITTER EXPERIENCE!

Ang pagbababoy sa baboy! In all its innocence a certain baboy experience an unwanted pagbababoy. For one reason, redundancy!

Members of its kind clamor justice against the very inhuman attack on their identity, babuyin ang kanilang pagiging baboy. Nobody bound to listen, there was no inhuman offense. After all they're no humans.

In a different perspective, perpetrators behind this aesthetics picture out the reality of some abusive and undisciplined members of the armed authorities to which members of the hog community affirmed.

In a totally related issue, some members of the authorities were greatly affected and humbled. Some did not comment, some ignored but, for some it was just a waste of time - there are a lot of bottles of beers to finish yet.

CONVENIENCE FROM THE CONVENIENT STORE

WHAT'S IN STORE?

Experiencing convenience in a convenient store is like finding convenience.

More accessibility is more convenient. No guards. No long lines. No receipts as well.

For a very quick stop, no need to park. A very literal convenient drive thru store.

But the question of 24/7 service to customers all depends. Only the owner can say.

All items displayed are limited. It makes one ponders on how the store makes a sale, limited buyers or no funds at all to start a number of items for sale.

The store is also limited. No rumors of another branch opening yet. Years it may take to its expansion. So don't expect.

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In a nearly stress situations, only in a convenient store where one can find convenience and comfort when buying something.

CROCS EAT CROCS?

CANNIBALISM!

Idiots learn to believe the idea of cannibalism in some reptiles like crocodiles. They eat something in their own species. Evidence is shown that crocs eat cros. Bad cheetah crocodile.

In addition to that newly acquired knowledge, Idiots believed that such nature is pretty normal and cute for crocs to eat their same kind. After all crocs don't even understand cannibalism. 

In the event of these reptile's lives whether they're cannibals or not, there are no commandments nor religions to follow. Neither heaven nor hell.

The sad thing about it is, even brands of crocs' apparels are subject to its cannibalism. So, they're capable or recognizing crocs branded garments. A very intelligent idea. 

So beware crocs branded lovers. Crocodiles are hunting after you. These brands are not patented.

IT IS OFFICIAL

SOMETHING TO WORRY?

It has just started. Now the rainy days has come. Therefore, more floods to come.

Both the nature and students declared it as official. When it rains, it floods.

Another something to worry: More suspended classes. Parent's anguish to their children's studies, while student's jubilation.

Almost everybody's expecting flash floods, only idiots anticipate flash sharks mob.

Idiot's inanity: Sharks surfacing along the floods. A very alarming situation.

EVERYBODY DESERVES A MASSAGE

When they say everybody, that includes me, you and the cat.

This is a time to accept the fact that they do get stressed too. 

All across life's diversity (with the belief that they have nine lives), they need sometime of their life a moment of silence and time to relax. 

Any massage would do. Do you think, they go for extra service too? If the answer is neither yes nor no, well maybe.

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Tension is who you think you are. Relaxation is who you are.

Chinese Proverbs