THE MEN AND THE FIGHTING SPIDER MEN

WHAT'S WITH SPIDER FIGHTING?

1. The sport of spider fighting exists in several areas of the world among those of course is the Philippines. Unlike in other Asian countries, in the Philippines the said sport is just common and nothing extra-ordinary. What makes its difference is when some Filipinos sported it with toy spiders hoping for the real fight to happen. Just some crazy little stuff.

2. Even at the dawn of computer games generation, this sport never faded away in the scenes of Filipino culture. The joy of playing spider fighting is priceless, especially when toy spiders are staged for the fight and nothing happens.

3. This sport entails a very critical procedure when catching and caring for the spider. It is going through a process of training like any other sport. But for some to lessen the complications they're staging toy spiders - more fun, less work.

MOTHER & CHILD LOOKS

WHY GIVE A DAMN LOOK?

1. No doubt! Who's my mother? 

2. WTF? What The Face? A mother's look equated to an offspring's look. A baby seeing her/his face in the mirror?

3. Not that kind of look! A mother trying to scare a baby's innocent face. Too early for Halloween yet. 

4. Just being natural. This is how I normally look at you. 

ALTERNATIVES!

HELP!

Need funds for loveless on heart's day.

WHAT TO DO FOR BEING A HEARTLESS?

1. Find ways to make your valentines a happy and memorable one.

2. Better get drunk than lonely and heartless or being jealous of those sweet coupling couples. Never allow bitterness defeats your emotions.

3. Convince other loveless for group dates. The more marks a merry company. Surpassing a day of loneliness means surviving a deathly challenge more than eating fresh ampalaya..

4. Never forget to sport a sweet smile on your face. Actions deceive others seemingly 100 percent.

5. Of course, the idea of gathering these funds must be on top (never mind if this is written at the bottom), sweet and loving couples understand and would love to give more, for them money is not precious for that particular moment. It's how many points they scored.

BREAST FEEDING?

SHOULD I STAY HUNGRY & FOOLISH?

1. A mother's neglect to feed her child gives initiative to an innocent mind satisfying his basic needs. The idea of breast feeding is nothing vague, milks are universal in nature they all came from breasts whether from a mother or animals therein.

2. Health is wealth. Fresh milk is always good for the health. Direct consumption of fresh milk from a cow is inexpensive indeed.

3. A healthy mind follows from a healthy stomach. Dare not get hungry. Satisfy yourself. Never be foolish.

HOW IT IS!

Questions? Answers!

1. Filipinos naturally give answers seemingly inappropriate to the right questions. That's true! It is called direct answers to one's follow up question/s to the first question.

Take this:

Q: Kumain ka na?

A: Hindi pa!

Q: Ganun ba?

A: Yup!

Q: Kain tayo?

A: Busog pa ako.

2. It's being practical. It is saving time, saving words. Brevity is the key!

3. Filipinos are fund of short cut. Why make the conversation long when one can make it short?

4. The best possible answer is not the right answer, but the shortest answer. A dramatic Filipino thinking.

NATURE'S HUMOR

FUNNY SAYOTE!

1. Sometimes humor comes naturally. Literally in/by nature.

2. But, there are those resorting to god as hilarious. Logically, nature comes from someone greater from the above where humor rises. Good thought though.

3. Now, who do conservative women blame? Bet, they won't held god responsible for it! Anyway, I believe, they would find this photo very creative instead. Never came a time in their lives they thought of something grin.

4. One thing good though, nature brings no bad nor offensive intentions. It came as it exists. Malice is very subjective.

oOo

Think objectively, malice is defined through subjectivity.

SOMETHING NEW & TECHNOLOGY?

THE THOUGHT OF MAKING DIFFERENCE!

1. It's not about what one thinks of, it's about what difference you make. Truelalu!- Gay status?

2. No greater glory innovations can bring. Be proud of what you make. Di nila kaya yan!

3. No matter how great or otherwise it would be, the most important thing is you made it to reality. Persistence! Kahit ano man yan, gawing mo lang.

4. You make yourself proud! Kahit sa sarili mo, hayaan mo na sila. Wala ka nang pakialam sa kanila. Right?

5. Success is not gauge by perfection but rather by satisfaction and happiness. So long you manage to put a smile on your face. That's your business, that's your success!

oOo

Keep on moving, keep on dreaming! Pursue innovation!

WORLD = iSAD

"DEATH"

STEVE PAUL JOBS   

October 06, 2011  

POOR CHILDREN, WORLD'S FUTURE

Everyday. 

1. This day marks a global mourn upon the death of the greatest visionary who changed the phase of technology in present times. With the dawn of iPod, iPhone, iPad and all the i'S that one can think of, the world cries at the loss of it's creator. Thus, iSad exists.

2. Everyday counts and everyday a number of poor, young and innocent children die because of hunger. But no one dares to mourn and cry. The right to eat and the right to live is what they fight for. Thus, iSad exists not because of these children who have died and are dying, but because of the threat of loosing iPod, iPhone, iPad and the likes. An iSad for the world.

A HANDICAPPED AIN'T HEAVY!

1. A hydrophobic military officer carried by someone else sporting the best of his smiles. The general's order to somebody who is not his direct subordinate: "Carry me, I ain't heavy. I am truly handicapped!" 

2. A general's message to the poor and innocent man: "You're so lucky, you've got the permit to carry me!"

3. After long years of training, tests and physical and psychological preparation in the Philippine military training - this is what you will get. The better word is PRIVILEGED!

4. With no hesitation, the privileged officer is carried for one reason: HANDICAPPED. Credits we owe to the good officer, despite his poor condition, he was able to perform the job in his own best way.

5. The very much respected officer carried himself his motto with valor: "Thou shall not get wet, if someone else can carry you!" (Well said with perfect smile.) Very inspiring isn't it?

6. According to rumors, this officer is eying the top position for Philippine Navy. - Position to be carried. Good luck to your endeavors!

THE PEDRING AFTER TASTE

Mining equipments burnt by communist guerrillas in Surigao del Norte.

1. After the devastating hit by typhoon Pedring in Northern areas of Luzon New People's Army (NPA) hit three mining firms in Surigao del Norte. So far this is the largest staged by the communist rebels in Aquino administration. For one reason, the government is spending too much time and attention to natural calamity victims.

2. The government has said it hopes to sign a peace deal with the communists by the middle of next year, few observers believe an agreement is possible. As always expected the most have its negative views - to the president and his administration.

3. Within the year peace talks broke down, it is amidst familiar demands by the government for the NPA to stop its extortion activities and calls by the communists to free jailed comrades. Soon to be expected is ANTI PEACE TALKS BILL.

4. According to Presidential spokesperson Edwin Lacierda, the government is very clear to remain committed to pursuing peace with the NPA - take note not with GMA.